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    Drugs Are The New Anti-Love

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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    Wow...I am not even remotely conservative but this just seems like an incredibly fucked up direction for any member of humanity to want to take. This kind of thing is enough to drive me to Jeebus!!
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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    From Wiki: "The prairie vole is a notable animal model for studying monogamous behavior and social bonding because male and female partners form life-long pair bonds . . . However, they are not sexually faithful, and . . . will occasionally mate with other voles if the opportunity arises."


    Apparently, I've been dating prairie voles.

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    Image of skippywasserman skippywasserman
    01/13/09

    @gawkimo: Life gives you lemons...
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/13/09

    @skippywasserman: you should change your name to 'dances with prairie voles'
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    so, oxytocin blocker turns female voles into gay men?
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    01/13/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: Touché, my friend. That gets a heart.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/13/09

    or trampy little whores, like the dancers in the 'love is a battlefield' video?

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    Image of mmstk101 mmstk101
    01/13/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: They're like bears, except tiny and rodents!
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/13/09

    I am SUPER disappointed no-one latched on the the idea of a line of prairie voles in slutty outfits, like pat benatar's backup dancers shaking their boobies into the camera - is it just me? does no-one else remember this video?


    I am OLD !!! damnit !!!

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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/13/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: Gawd, where did she find these people, the Salvation Army depot?
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/13/09

    @Monsignor Xtravagante D'ouchestache: I am OLD !!! damnit !!!


    You said it, not me.

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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    Monty Python's "Twentieth Century Vole."
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    I guess this is easier than having children.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    Next science will prove that rainbows are deadly and puppies are made of hate and corrosive acid. Also, that my parents really do like my sister best.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    Pikers. I've got meds that block all feelings. So much tidier that way.
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    Image of CodePink CodePink
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    Might as well face it, I'm addicted to love. Really. No oxymorontoxin could pull it from me right now. That's probably not true, but still! I own my pheromones!
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    Image of CodePink CodePink
    01/13/09

    @CodePink: THIS COMMENT WAS SO EARNEST, I HATE MYSELF FOR IT.
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    There was an episode of "Boston Legal" in which a woman accused a man of "drugging" her with oxytocin. Of course, he was a lawyer with Asperger's syndrome and she was a prostitute, so they eventually fell in love for real, because that show sucked.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    01/13/09

    @TedSez: No, they eventually fell in love for real, because that show mimicked life.
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    I wish they had this two years ago when I made a fool of myself over The Indifferent One :-(
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    01/13/09

    @Nic Fit: Awww, feelings!
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/13/09

    @contradicto: I know, cute isn't it?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/13/09

    @Nic Fit: And by "made a fool of myself" I hope you mean "buried The Indifferent One under a house." 'Cause TIO should not be allowed to live!
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    01/13/09

    @BookishLookish: From my experience, the best course of action involves kidnapping, a makeshift basement prison, some lotion, a basket, and daily attempts to convince him that he really does love me.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/13/09

    @contradicto: We call that "daily affirmations" chez BL!
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    Image of Oy Veh (Informality Reigns) Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    I can just see all of the new fragrances that will incororate this thechnology--


    Momentary by Calvin Klein
    My Damn Diamonds by Liz Taylor
    Un Male Solitaire by JP Gaultier

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    Image of blix blix
    01/13/09

    @oyvehisyou: L'Aire Du Whatever.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    Can we give some of this stuff to the girlfriends on that Tool Academy show. I would also like to administer it to basically any couple I don't think should breed.
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    01/13/09

    @mfnher: Wouldn't stop them from breeding. It would only stop them from liking each other.
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    01/13/09

    @JacquesPaysan: That's in animals, though. You don't think in people that a lot of women wouldn't go there without the hope of some kind of emotional connection? I think it would, at the very least, decrease the couplings of many who shouldn't get together.
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    Image of sassypants sassypants
    01/13/09

    @mfnher: We could couple this up with my idea for a Norplant poaching program. Think about it.....like an urban safari? Kicky little safari outfits, and elephant guns loaded with Norplant and this un-love stuff? I thought we could start in Park Slope.....
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    "Love Scientists?"


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    Image of blix blix
    01/13/09

    @BadUncle: Very nice! Buddy Love.
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    Help a guy out with phonetics?


    Ox-eye-toe-sin?


    Oxy-tossin?


    (AXE just micropaid me $.20 to post this comment!)

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    Image of sassypants sassypants
    01/13/09

    @Uncle_Billy_Slumming: It's ox-ee-TOE-sin. Where's my cut?
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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    @sassypants: I knew someone was going to AXE me that. CHA-CHING!
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    Image of Victor Ward Victor Ward
    01/13/09

    In reply to Drugs Are The New Anti-Love
    Well, now I know what brand of cologne my ex boyfriend is wearing.
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