• Profile logout login

#jokes

Gawker

Share Cancel
   
Upload an image | Add an image URL
×

logging in
  • FAQ. Include # before tag:
  • #tips,
  • #stalker,
  • #opencaption,
  • #internalmemos,
  • etc.

New York, 3:29 PM
Mon Nov 9
36 posts in the last 24 hours

Team

Tip Your Editors:
tips@gawker.com
Tipline: 646-214-8138

Editor-in-Chief:
Gabriel Snyder | Email

West Coast Editor:
Richard Rushfield | Email

Contributing Editors:

Valleywag:
Ryan Tate | Email

Media:
Hamilton Nolan | Email

Politics:
Alex Pareene | Email

Investigations:
John Cook | Email

Entertainment:
Brian Moylan | Email

Weekends:
Foster Kamer | Email

Video Editor:
Richard Blakeley | Email

SUBSCRIBE TO Gawker RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
4260 Subscribers
Gawker
  • posts about #jokes more →

    Pabst Brewing Co. Sale Sure to Be 'Hip' (Ha)

    Letterman Haunted by the Ghosts of Monica Lewinsky Jokes Past

    The Double Entendres Of August

    Adorable Literary Hoax Goes Entirely Unnoticed

    The Wit and Wisdom of Thomas Friedman

    Senator Franken Finally Tells a Joke!

    David Brooks Has a Hilarious Story About Being Groped by a Senator

    All She Wanted to Do Was Learn How to Read a TelePromTer

    Imus Producer Was Actually First to Call Sotomayor 'J-Lo' For No Reason

    Ancient Columnist Devotes Half a Column to Ancient Doctor Jokes
  • Your version of Internet Explorer is not supported. Please upgrade to the most recent version in order to view comments.
    Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11/02/09

    In reply to Pabst Brewing Co. Sale Sure to Be 'Hip' (Ha)
    Paging J*l*a A*l*s*n's next boyfriend... #hipsters
     Reply
    raincoaster was starred raincoaster was unstarred
    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    11/02/09

    In reply to Pabst Brewing Co. Sale Sure to Be 'Hip' (Ha)
    Pabst Blue Ribbon. The Embodiment Of Cool. #hipsters
     Reply
    onebadclam was starred onebadclam was unstarred
    Image of intime intime
    11/02/09

    In reply to Pabst Brewing Co. Sale Sure to Be 'Hip' (Ha)
    I would buy Pabst, but only if Laverne and Shirley are still working there. #hipsters
     Reply
    intime was starred intime was unstarred
    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    11/02/09

    In reply to Pabst Brewing Co. Sale Sure to Be 'Hip' (Ha)
    This is actually kind of amazing if you're familiar with the history of the Pabst brand. It's value was next to nothing when it was bought back in the 90s. Basically a group of investor just bought what was a more or less defunct brand for peanuts. Then they smartly paid other people to brew the product and went around snapping up other old school beer brands. All the while increasing their sales without any investment in marketing.

    Very savvy and/or lucky.
     Reply
    Edited by Botswana Meat Commission FC at 11/02/09 11:37 AM Botswana Meat Commission FC was starred Botswana Meat Commission FC was unstarred
    Image of goetz goetz
    11/02/09

    In reply to Pabst Brewing Co. Sale Sure to Be 'Hip' (Ha)
    Maybe the Weinstein Co. will buy it, let it lose value, and then sell it to some enterprising and naive European royal. #hipsters
     Reply
    goetz was starred goetz was unstarred
    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    11/02/09

    In reply to Pabst Brewing Co. Sale Sure to Be 'Hip' (Ha)
    A hipster with a trust fund is more likely to have $300 mil than a dude with an actual job.

    America! #hipsters
     Reply
    Unsolicited Advice was starred Unsolicited Advice was unstarred
    Image of BowlingForDollars BowlingForDollars
    11/02/09

    In reply to Pabst Brewing Co. Sale Sure to Be 'Hip' (Ha)
    PBR ain't got nothing on Miller High Life Light. #hipsters
     Reply
    BowlingForDollars was starred BowlingForDollars was unstarred
    Image of psybab psybab
    10/02/09

    In reply to Letterman Haunted by the Ghosts of Monica Lewinsky Jokes Past
    Also, Clinton (and every other politician) lied, denied, and tried to evade the accusation. Dave came straight out and admitted it, and told the whole story. Even if he was cheating on his girlfriend (and who's to say she didn't know about it), he's being way more stand up about it than most public figures have been.
     Reply
    psybab was starred psybab was unstarred
    Image of SinisterRouge SinisterRouge
    10/02/09

    In reply to Letterman Haunted by the Ghosts of Monica Lewinsky Jokes Past
    He's not really even saying anything about Bill.

    He's just calling Lewinsky and Hillary fat constantly. Asshole.
     Reply
    SinisterRouge was starred SinisterRouge was unstarred
    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    10/02/09

    In reply to Letterman Haunted by the Ghosts of Monica Lewinsky Jokes Past
    Hey, I like a good Clinton/Lewinsky joke from time to time - but did you need to post a picture of her that makes her look like she is merely a oral sex receptacle?
     Reply
    Mike Byhoff promoted this comment momof3wildkids was starred momof3wildkids was unstarred
    Image of Mike Byhoff Mike Byhoff
    10/02/09

    @momof3wildkids: I think the term you're looking for is 'penis receptable'. Much more technical.
     Reply
    Mike Byhoff was starred Mike Byhoff was unstarred
    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    10/02/09

    @Mike Byhoff: Her pride is probably not the only thing she swallowed. /Rimshot.
     Reply
    momof3wildkids was starred momof3wildkids was unstarred
    Image of Dominant Glee Club Dominant Glee Club
    10/02/09

    In reply to Letterman Haunted by the Ghosts of Monica Lewinsky Jokes Past
    It should be said that the opening salvo of jokes about Letterman and this "scandal" came from Letterman, and it's unlikely that anyone will do a better job of making fun of the man.

    "Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Perhaps it would. Especially... for the women."
     Reply
    Dominant Glee Club was starred Dominant Glee Club was unstarred
    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    10/02/09

    In reply to Letterman Haunted by the Ghosts of Monica Lewinsky Jokes Past
    Uh. These aren't really Clinton jokes. These jokes all disrespect Monica Lewinsky far more than they disrespect Clinton. Clearly they mirror Letterman's contempt for the staff members he was abusing. Nice guy. Mr. Middle America, huh?
     Reply
    Tart of Darkness was starred Tart of Darkness was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/02/09

    @Tart of Darkness: Exactly. I catch a whiff of misogyny, too. Not pretty.
     Reply
    Brian Moylan approved this comment BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    10/02/09

    @BettyCrocker: Oh, there was a time Letterman ripped on famous women so much, Whoopi Goldberg actually came on the show and asked what his problem was.
     Reply
    Macloserboy was starred Macloserboy was unstarred
    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/02/09

    @Macloserboy: And now we know!
     Reply
    BettyCrocker was starred BettyCrocker was unstarred
    Image of contradicto contradicto
    10/02/09

    In reply to Letterman Haunted by the Ghosts of Monica Lewinsky Jokes Past
    I'm not seeing what the big deal is. So he had sex with his assistant(s) and cheated on his partner. Yes it's wrong, but it's not like it doesn't happen.

    It's intriguing and fun to laugh at when a family-values politician does it, but Letterman is just a comedian. He's paid to make fun of people. It doesn't necessarily make it hypocritical.

    My official reaction? Meh.
     Reply
    contradicto was starred contradicto was unstarred
    Image of crater123 crater123
    10/02/09

    @contradicto:

    Yeah. Stealing cars is wrong, but it's not like it doesn't happen. Yeah. Abusing puppies is wrong, but it's not like it doesn't happen. Yeah....on and on

    Seriously?

    He's officially a creepy old man.
     Reply
    The Curse of Millhaven promoted this comment crater123 was starred crater123 was unstarred
    Image of The Curse of Millhaven The Curse of Millhaven
    10/03/09

    @crater123: Well...the two things to which you just compared Letterman's affairs are crimes. Kind of different.
     Reply
    The Curse of Millhaven was starred The Curse of Millhaven was unstarred
    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    10/02/09

    In reply to Letterman Haunted by the Ghosts of Monica Lewinsky Jokes Past
    Leno's intern: Stuttering John?
     Reply
    Uncle_Billy_Slumming was starred Uncle_Billy_Slumming was unstarred
    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    08/28/09

    In reply to The Double Entendres Of August
    Thank you for identifying the one thing this parade of jackasses is good at! Putting the uck in f*ck.
     Reply
    MrInBetween was starred MrInBetween was unstarred
    Earlier threads | All threads | Show hidden threads | Show featured threads only | Start a new discussion

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Gawker account.

Sign up here.



  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.