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    Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
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    Image of Inhaler Inhaler
    03/27/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
    Is he doing a sequel to Fever Pitch?
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    03/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
    Yes, SNL's Jimmy Fallon. Whatever became of him?


    That's a hint, everyone.

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    Image of GuyBitchy GuyBitchy
    03/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
    Let me be very, very clear...


    To the smug, painfully unfunny and overpaid Jimmy Fallon writers fresh from Ivy League circle jerking: Until you can at least string together two or three funny jokes in the opening monologue, don't be putting your asshole selves in thoroughly flat, uninteresting, humor-free on-air bits. They suck. They suck the air out of a room aleady oxygen-challenged after Fallon opens armed with only forced enthusiasm.


    No one cares that you know who Ayn Rand is and no one wants to look at your corny, dumb-fuck white asses until at least you can perform the minimum duties of the job you're overpaid for.

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    03/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
    If the little paste-eater would only stop failing upward, it would way easier to pity him.
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    03/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
    damn, even if they didn't get their "facts" from the Onion the "joke" is fucking stupid.. and like two months past shelf-life...
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    03/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
    One night last week, Fallon elicted one or two snickers, maximum, for each of his opening monologue "jokes." I felt sorry for him. His writers are a bunch of no-talent hacks.
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    Image of GuyBitchy GuyBitchy
    03/26/09

    @MrInBetween: Yes. See below.
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    Image of Sulky Girl Sulky Girl
    03/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
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    03/26/09

    @Sulky Girl:
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    Image of Dominant Glee Club Dominant Glee Club
    03/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
    The third worst airport is Franz Ferdinand International in Sarajevo. Fourth worst is the landing strip on Jimmy Fallon's vagina.
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    03/26/09

    @The Dominant Glee Club: He desperately needs to twitter that comment and then talk about it on his show in some kind of shared experience.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    03/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
    The onion clip was pretty hilarious, though.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    03/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
    Making jokes about Fallon giggling is nearly as lame as his jokes.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    03/26/09

    @Artie Fufkin: You'll notice you're hardly the first person to mention this. So I'd add on that making jokes about how lame it is to make jokes about Fallon giggling at his own jokes is also lame.
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    03/26/09

    @MyNameIsChris: @MyNameIsChris: I would like to add: your face is lame
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    03/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
    Swift swooshing sound, and writer’s head rolls off the chopping block.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
    This foolish fellow Fallon, self-fellating, full of fallacy, FAILS, ya feel me?
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    03/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
    ok i am finally starting to get the "rachel maddow = pareene" mini-meme
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    03/26/09

    @allyzay: Ha.
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    03/26/09

    @allyzay: Yeeha.
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    Image of Colonel Mustard Colonel Mustard
    03/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
    Ironically, Jimmy Fallon does to humor what the Franz Kafka International Airport does to its passengers.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/26/09

    In reply to Jimmy Fallon's Set-Ups Now Funnier Than His Punchlines
    I mean, I happen to think Jimmy Fallon is very talented.


    I seriously don't know of anybody else who has such an incredible ability to find employment in the comedy world without having a stitch of humor.

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    03/26/09

    @Mount_Prion: I just think he's cute is all.
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