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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
12/18/09

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MrInBetween
12/02/09

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"Look there! It's shaped just like a hotel so... it must be one!"
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momof3wildkids
12/02/09

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From Huff Po back a couple years ago: Erin Burnett is no Mother Theresa (a couple highlights)

CNBC's Erin Burnett gave an interview in Men's Health magazine entitled "8 Ways To Impress Me" which is breathtaking in its vapidity. I thought it would be enlightening to contrast her comments with those of someone who actually matters. Keep in mind, these are Burnett's actual comments. You can't make this up.

Burnett: "Any guy who can plan a trip to an exotic locale, such as Mongolia, Mozambique, or Papua New Guinea, would impress me." Mother Teresa: "If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one."

Burnett: "Family is important to me, so round-trip business-class tickets to Australia and New Zealand for my parents would earn you big points in my book." Mother Teresa: " There must be a reason why some people can afford to live well. They must have worked for it. I only feel angry when I see waste."

Burnett: "A man who recognizes the importance of my time with the girls is a keeper. A long weekend spa getaway for my sisters and me would be perfection." Mother Teresa: "Do not think that love, in order to be genuine, has to be extraordinary."
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timmywvillage
12/02/09

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I am Matt Lauer, I am a hairplug. I am a golfer. Do you like me?
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septiums
12/02/09

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Erin Burnett! The same culture connoisseur who went to India last year on the field-trip CNBC project "India Rising," during which she mispronounced city name after city name (ag-RA); explained to India's foremost mall developer that "in the US, there's a concept for a mall where there are big department stores that sell a lot of different things"; ate a "giant, Indian, breakfast, feast," then renamed three distinct Indian dishes "pancakes"; was genuinely surprised that kids following her "actually spoke English"; and ended the program by critiquing a frontrunner in India's national elections, an untouchable woman, saying, "That's progress. But she's anti-business. And that's a backwards step. She doesn't even speak the world's business language, English."
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downlow
12/02/09

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That reminds me, I really need to reorganize my Monet closet. The Impressionism is all mixed up with the Symbolism and it's such a mess.
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MiracleDrug
12/02/09

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God, someday, just for one day, I want to have a staff member for my balls.
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MiracleDrug
12/02/09

@MiracleDrug: Oh shit, unless the staff member is some oncologist specializing in testicular cancer, in which case no totally not.
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Ogiri W Surie
12/02/09

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As Frank Sinatra might say, "Coo, coo baby... I'm gonna live 'till I die." or, Doo, by, doo, by doooo...."
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sfBirdie
11/13/09

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Yo bro, if you don't want a 7th, try not to raw-dog it so much!
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phlox✔
11/13/09

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Six pregnancy scare, eh Adrian?

<== My friend here would like a quick word. #jonstewart
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Alaska Miller
11/13/09

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How does a half asian man get pregnant? #jonstewart
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Jim Topoleski
11/13/09

@Alaska Miller: havent seen Hentai huh? #jonstewart
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lostarchitect
11/13/09

@Jim Topoleski: is an octopus involved? #jonstewart
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senatormayer
11/13/09

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Half-dozen pregnancy scares? I thought all you Gawker types were flaming homosexuals. Hmm. I've got process this new information. #jonstewart
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autoclavicle
11/13/09

@senatormayer: I think that's what was so terrifying about the pregnancy scares--he almost impregnated another man. #jonstewart
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raincoaster
11/13/09

@autoclavicle: I can see why Denton hired him, then. Best to have the mutants on your side. #jonstewart
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limber
11/13/09

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He's eating the pancake-wrapped sausage-on-a-stick, dipped in baconnaise! And the flowers shrivel! And the bear offs itself!

What's that thing he's carrying when he comes in? It looks like a kid's toy bugle or something. #jonstewart
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A Message To Rudy
11/13/09

@limber: It's some kind of toy gun and I belive it was sitting on the couch cushion. He merely moved it so he wouldn't sit on it. I think. #jonstewart
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Rose_Selavy_pppffth
11/13/09

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All right, I have tried to say something coherent here but once the stuffed monkey killed itself, I lost touch with reality.

A-fucking-mazing. #jonstewart
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Helio
11/13/09

@Rose_Selavy_pppffth: jon was too busy curled up in the fetal position to see the warning signs. Shame really. #jonstewart
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thatsrealbutter
11/12/09

Jon Stewart mocks hippies and archivists on the daily show, stodgy humorless archivists get mad

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