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    12/02/09

    In reply to Financial Reporter Jokes With Matt Lauer as Dubai Crumbles
    "Look there! It's shaped just like a hotel so... it must be one!"
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Financial Reporter Jokes With Matt Lauer as Dubai Crumbles
    From Huff Po back a couple years ago: Erin Burnett is no Mother Theresa (a couple highlights)

    CNBC's Erin Burnett gave an interview in Men's Health magazine entitled "8 Ways To Impress Me" which is breathtaking in its vapidity. I thought it would be enlightening to contrast her comments with those of someone who actually matters. Keep in mind, these are Burnett's actual comments. You can't make this up.

    Burnett: "Any guy who can plan a trip to an exotic locale, such as Mongolia, Mozambique, or Papua New Guinea, would impress me." Mother Teresa: "If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one."

    Burnett: "Family is important to me, so round-trip business-class tickets to Australia and New Zealand for my parents would earn you big points in my book." Mother Teresa: " There must be a reason why some people can afford to live well. They must have worked for it. I only feel angry when I see waste."

    Burnett: "A man who recognizes the importance of my time with the girls is a keeper. A long weekend spa getaway for my sisters and me would be perfection." Mother Teresa: "Do not think that love, in order to be genuine, has to be extraordinary."
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    12/02/09

    In reply to Financial Reporter Jokes With Matt Lauer as Dubai Crumbles
    As Frank Sinatra might say, "Coo, coo baby... I'm gonna live 'till I die." or, Doo, by, doo, by doooo...."
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"
    Yo bro, if you don't want a 7th, try not to raw-dog it so much!
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"

    Six pregnancy scare, eh Adrian?

    <== My friend here would like a quick word. #jonstewart
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"
    How does a half asian man get pregnant? #jonstewart
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    11/13/09

    @Alaska Miller: havent seen Hentai huh? #jonstewart
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    11/13/09

    @Jim Topoleski: is an octopus involved? #jonstewart
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"
    Half-dozen pregnancy scares? I thought all you Gawker types were flaming homosexuals. Hmm. I've got process this new information. #jonstewart
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    11/13/09

    @senatormayer: I think that's what was so terrifying about the pregnancy scares--he almost impregnated another man. #jonstewart
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    11/13/09

    @autoclavicle: I can see why Denton hired him, then. Best to have the mutants on your side. #jonstewart
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"
    He's eating the pancake-wrapped sausage-on-a-stick, dipped in baconnaise! And the flowers shrivel! And the bear offs itself!

    What's that thing he's carrying when he comes in? It looks like a kid's toy bugle or something. #jonstewart
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    11/13/09

    @limber: It's some kind of toy gun and I belive it was sitting on the couch cushion. He merely moved it so he wouldn't sit on it. I think. #jonstewart
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Jon Stewart Had to Watch an Entire Episode of "Hannity"
    All right, I have tried to say something coherent here but once the stuffed monkey killed itself, I lost touch with reality.

    A-fucking-mazing. #jonstewart
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    11/13/09

    @Rose_Selavy_pppffth: jon was too busy curled up in the fetal position to see the warning signs. Shame really. #jonstewart
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    11/12/09

    Jon Stewart mocks hippies and archivists on the daily show, stodgy humorless archivists get mad

    [www.thedailyshow.com]

    #tips
    #jonstewart
    #greatfuldead
    #archivistsareunintentionallyfu...
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Team Jon Stewart Wins Again
    What a lame attempt to generate controversy. #seanhannity
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    11/12/09

    @Hiroine Protagonist: I think you missed the humor of this post? #seanhannity
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    11/12/09

    @LoveHandles: I think the writer missed the humor of this post.
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Team Jon Stewart Wins Again
    The only solution to Mr. Chen's dilemma where Stewart and Hannity are equal parts of a big, evil corporate pie is to drop out altogether and not consume any media of any form remotely linked to big, evil corporations.

    To do that I'd have to be a smug-crunchie living on an organic farm in Vermont bragging about how I don't watch TV and get all my "indie" news from rinky dink anti-neoliberal websites run by Zapatista sympathizers at California liberal arts colleges.

    And I really don't want to be that person. #seanhannity
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Team Jon Stewart Wins Again
    What's sad to me is that things have decayed to such an extent that the thought that somebody (especially when that somebody is in the media) might actually be doing something right, might actually be speaking truth to power because they believe it to be a right thing, that they are really nothing more than half of some serio-comic conspiracy to make us believe it is so.

    Call me naive but I do believe Stewart is the real deal. Unequivocally so. I think on some level he is still incredulous over the tantric mindfuck that his show has filled the void that the "legitimate media" use to hold. What started out as a comedy show has become something else due to factors no one could have foreseen. It's like going to a Halloween party dressed as a cop and when an emergency arises being pressed into duty because the powers that be have failed to show up.

    As for Hannity, the dickless wonder did what all of these fatuous shitheels do: when he is exposed as the rank hack that he is he just gives that smug shrug of his shoulders and says "Hey, what's the big deal?" Then in a brazen attempt to embarrass the people that have exposed him, he thanks them for watching, as if that was the plan all along.

    In antiquity he would have been left on the side of a mountain and we would have rained stones own on his sorry ass.

    Here's to the good old days. #seanhannity
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    11/12/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: Beauty. #seanhannity
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/12/09

    @TheSometimesWhy: It's like you read my mind and make the things inside better and prettier. #seanhannity
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    11/12/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: Dear Cunning, (words I never thought I would type into a computer that was traceable) Thanks for your kind (if not cunning) words. Given your moniker, I am honored... #seanhannity
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Team Jon Stewart Wins Again
    "He was also sending a winking, smartass shout-out to everyone who tuned in tonight solely for the satisfaction of seeing him eat crow."

    Because the crow-eating was announced beforehand? or because Daily Show fans were watching, prepared to watch maybe for evenings on end, in the vain hope of a crow-eating?

    The Daily Show sifts shows like Hannity's for gotcha and comedy nuggets so we don't have to. Life is short. I'd watch that shit if it were my job--gladly, in fact (the Daily Show can pm me with an offer)--but it's not. I'm fine with the highlights, as, I suspect, are most of the people indicted here for some weird complicity in that Hannity smugness that at least I woudn't have seen if you hadn't posted it.

    Thanks, Gawker readers, for tuning in. #seanhannity
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Team Jon Stewart Wins Again
    Hmm, you may be overthinking this. Hannity is an asshole and a liar, and Stewart called him out on it. The end. Don't let Hannity's weird apology get inside your brain! #seanhannity
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