SO, SO pissed about Watkins's firing. She turned a character I would normally hate (the Bitch Pleeze blogger) into someone who made me crack up for reasons I could not explain every damn time. Plus, Hoda freakin' Kotb! WTF! Ugh, I hope she gets her own show and then some.
@DahlELama: I couldn't agree more. Jessica Rabbit? Barbie on her 50th birthday trying to mix a cocktail with arms that won't bend? Third time's the charm and in the footprints of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler she land well.
@PaisleyPajamas: I'm an idiot. I got Kristin Wiig and Watkin's confused--I maintain my sentiment that the women leaving SNL seem to do better, more high-profiled work after leaving the show, though.
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@ms_priestypants: Oh, there it is, the li'l darlin'.. über-cute! @Foster: I'm on Firefox and only a solid gray line shows up in the blog post, but if you click on it, the image opens up.
@snugbug: Godamnit. Asheville, North Carolina has lots of nice things, but good internet ain't one of them. Maybe that's why all these people are so goddamn relaxed. Or it's all the Blue Ridge Devil Weed. Either way: thanks. Working on fixing..
No need to start a vampire lit hate club. Just keep calling the genre's high priestess Stephanie Meyer and it will cause all her readership to self-combust in indignation.
Let's hope they never make that winking, smirking and insidery dysfunctional family Thanksgiving movie featuring the Willises and Koosher. Shuddering to think...
The book I Love You, Beth Cooper was actually a good read. (The author writes/wrote for The Simpsons. It's a shame the movie looks like such a big back of suck.
The Bradley Cooper ladies' man talk confuses me. I thought he was gay and that's why his marriage to Jennifer Esposito lasted five minutes -- she caught him with a dude.
OK, I am now convinced that Bradley Cooper is gay.
My theory is he tried to have Jennifer Esposito and Jennifer Aniston beard for him, but they didn't want to (not even Aniston is that desperate). Renee, on the other hand, is a born professional.
@Trixie from Toronto: In a Details interview (yes, I read a Details article), he basically admits to being a massive drunk and douchebag around the time he was married to Esposito. I got the impression that he probably came across as an exciting guy that she immediately regretted marrying once they started living together, and he started drag racing.
@SaraRueful: @MisterHippity: I'd like to think Guadeloupe broke the news gently to Richard after she saw Topper haul ass from the penthouse with two suitcases of belongings, making a run for freedom.
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Maybe if I repost it here, people will see it while you fix.
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That's a bitchin' tank he's got. It's like "Art Tank."
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It's always a younger and hotter female causing havoc for Maniston.
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My theory is he tried to have Jennifer Esposito and Jennifer Aniston beard for him, but they didn't want to (not even Aniston is that desperate). Renee, on the other hand, is a born professional.
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DOES RICHARD KNOW ABOUT THIS???
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