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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    Looks like a penny rent boy is twisting his nuts.
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    I think a better defense would be, "In my defense, who actually reads this crap"?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    Good God, he looks like a raging piglet caught in a farmer's net.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    07/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: And the farmer's behind him saying "Squeal, lil piggie!" Cue banjo music.
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    Image of She_of_the_Socks She_of_the_Socks
    07/17/09

    @Spirit Fingers: "Raging piglet" is an image that is really doing it for me today. Nicely done.
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    Image of kookla kookla
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    I could barely get through the article, because I couldn't stop laughing at that screen capture. The comments are just a bonus. You guys crack me up.
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    07/17/09

    @kookla:

    Laughing? I'm cringing over here. So much so that it's difficult to browse Gawker because that asshole's face is lingering in the top bar. The aura coming off of him is so fucking disgusting. Please make it stop!
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    Image of kookla kookla
    07/17/09

    @FaceMelter: True. The novelty eventually wears off and then you find yourself gagging on your stomach bile.
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    Image of Blueberry26 Blueberry26
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    When the whole reason for your fame is what you write in a blog, you'd think one would want to keep the presence of ghost writers a secret. And pay attention to what words others are putting into your mouth. Like the whole Shakespeare debate.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    Ah, so he'll throw his own sister under the bus? Damn this guy is klassy!
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    Image of BarryWembrey BarryWembrey
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    I for one, am actually shocked by this revelation. Perez posts so many items per day. Double the amount of other gossip blogs that while he is a jerk of the highest order, I mistakenly attributed his endless toiling work ethic as his one redeeming quality. Now I see his just a hate filled man with no redeeming quality. Good to know.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    who draws the dripping semen?
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    07/17/09

    @bluebears: That's drawn on?
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    07/17/09

    @Diziet_Sma: subtle, I know.
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    Image of mina324 mina324
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    Does he realize how quickly he's digging his own grave? It's almost like he's planning a hyper-dramatic downfall, except he's still not going away.
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    Image of God God
    07/17/09

    In reply to Perez Hilton: In My Defense, I Don't Actually Write That Crap
    Satan and Prez Hilton totally had sex once. Satan came home crying and didn't talk to anyone for three days.
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    Image of Charlotte Rae's Web Charlotte Rae's Web
    07/17/09

    @God then he went to get an emeter reading at a scientology group.
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    Image of TRexstasy TRexstasy
    04/20/09

    In reply to A Failed Celebrity Blogger's Book: Tales of a Z-Grade Nothing
    Dammit Jaxson, you're totally ruining it for us other gay ginger bloggers. Shut UP.
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    04/20/09

    In reply to A Failed Celebrity Blogger's Book: Tales of a Z-Grade Nothing
    I've heard of separation anxiety, but what is sever anxiety? Fear of becoming an amputee?
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    Image of nicepony nicepony
    04/20/09

    In reply to A Failed Celebrity Blogger's Book: Tales of a Z-Grade Nothing
    when you're cocained up.... and then wasted on booze, Ive found one helps the other and you sort of come off as normal. hmm.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/20/09

    @nicepony: Perhaps that's the illusion from the inside looking out. "Wow, nobody can tell how fucked up I am!" Uhm, yes we can. And by the way, is THAT what you're wearing?
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    Image of blix blix
    04/20/09

    @bytememehard: Oh, snap!
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    Image of Nic Fit Nic Fit
    04/20/09

    @blix: No, you're right. It's like being sober, only you feel much, much better.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    04/20/09

    In reply to A Failed Celebrity Blogger's Book: Tales of a Z-Grade Nothing
    Jacksonville, Florida is the kind of place that causes a person to hunger for a more beautiful and eventful life, but at the same time damages him and deforms his desire progressively, so that by the time he leaves no matter where he goes or what he does, his mind and his soul remain trapped there, like a child kept in a cage, now an adult, unable to stand upright and speak in human language.
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    Image of thevirginconnieswayle thevirginconnieswayle
    04/20/09

    @iplaudius: Jacksonville, Florida is Planet of the Apes?
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    04/20/09

    @thevirginconnieswayle: I was waiting for someone to come along and deflate that. And there you are, with the perfect little needle!
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    Image of octopusink octopusink
    04/20/09

    In reply to A Failed Celebrity Blogger's Book: Tales of a Z-Grade Nothing
    His name makes me want to punch him and his mother in the face.
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    Image of kjack kjack
    04/20/09

    @octopusink: I know that Jaxson is a trendy new spelling for the already trendy baby name Jackson, but I was unaware of Jaxson as a legit surname. As someone with the surname Jackson, I wish these people would stopping name-jacking.
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