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RollsRoyceRevenge
06/22/09

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On the plus side, I think we just found out who lives in the cottage painted by Thomas Kinkade.
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Spirit Fingers
06/22/09

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There's just no way you could ever listen to what that guy is saying while he's wearing that. Impossible. It's really a bonafide douche-suit. If it were Halloween and I wanted to look like an asshole, that's what I would wear. If I was in a play and the script called for "pretentious d-bag enters stage left" that would be the wardrobe in the scene. It should really rip off with Velcro given its multiple uses.
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RollsRoyceRevenge
06/22/09

@Spirit Fingers: Actually if the chap wearing it were thinner, pretty, slightly fey, had hair, was glad to see you and lived 80 years ago, it would probably work. But on this swollen-faced grunting frat-boy gargoyle, not so much.
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josh speed
06/22/09

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Still trying to make some connect-the-dots sense between the Revlon billionaire (Perelman), the moon-faced serious actress (Zellweger) and Mister John Bon Jovi owning a restaurant. What the hey?! The three of them walking into a bar is the opening line of a joke.
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BadUncle
06/22/09

@josh speed: The connection is probably her financial manager.
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RollsRoyceRevenge
06/22/09

@josh speed: Alas, the punchline is: "Even THEY all still had to wait 20 minutes for a sucky drink that cost $20."
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BookishLookish
06/22/09

In reply to The Hamptons: Still Sucking
I feel hypocritical hating on these people because they put me through school when I tended bar for them hither and yon. I just despised when the masculine ones called me "sweet cheeks" and shoved a twenty toward my cleavage.

It is nice when they are segregated into a few towns/bars so you don't have to hang out with them.

Jacquelynn [sic] Powers, you need to work on your monotone, hon.
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If_I_Had_a_Poodle
06/22/09

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cajun boy, ur bringing it
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ndhapple
06/22/09

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Margaritas in a mason jar would get you laughed out of Austin. Seriously.

On another note, why does Mexican/TexMex suck once you leave Texas? It's not that hard to make and make right.
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Tbee
06/22/09

@ndhapple: No No No... Arizona has some of the best Mexican food. Ever.
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bettysue
06/22/09

@ndhapple: I lived in Austin forever, and now I wander around New York looking for decent Mexican food. Frida sez (see avatar): Best so far downtown is the tiny Pinche Taqueria on Lafayette & Bleecker, or the Calexico cart. An btw, Frida would hate the Hamptons.
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BadUncle
06/22/09

@Tbee: But there's nothing more Mexican than Southern Californian food.
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BookishLookish
06/22/09

@bettysue: You have to go where Mexicans actually live, and it's not Manhattan. Sunset Park is a good place to start.

[chowhound.chow.com]
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onebadclam
06/22/09

@Tbee: TexMex uses the far superior red chilis, whereas Arizona relies on the girly green chilis.

Don't get me started on the effeminancy of California's Mexican cuisine.
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BadUncle
06/22/09

@onebadclam: You mean the home of the fish taco?
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onebadclam
06/22/09

@BadUncle: The fish taco is an abomination and will be dealt with by a vengeful God.
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onebadclam
06/22/09

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I've never tasted Armand de Brignac but I'm assuming it's just another trendy swill popular amongst douchebags. Personally, I'd rather spend the evening sharing a few beers with actual...you know...people.
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MisterHippity
06/22/09

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Now THIS is what I call a classic Gawker post. Bravo, Cajun Boy!
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Smitros
11/11/08

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I hadn't even heard of Kelly Reilly until this morning.

All publicity is good publicity.
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City_Dater
11/11/08

@Smitros:

It is the Circle Of Life -- I hadn't heard of Guy Ritchie until he became Mrs. Madonna, and now he too is able to bestow fame through proximity.
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Smitros
11/11/08

@City_Dater:
Whoa! Deep! Far deeper than I am today.
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Meg
11/11/08

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Oh good! I was afraid that after Palin finally disappears, we'd have nothing ridiculous to obsess about, but now I see the Clinton/Obama Saga will continue on forever.
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llamalash★
11/11/08

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Dear Linds,

You "love" your gf, but are you attracted to her? That's sort of the quintessential question. And are you sure you still crave the penis? Cause frankly, you've been giving off vibe since Parent Trap, when you were 11. There's as many different ways to be a lesbian or bisexual as there are lesbians and bisexuals. I don't think you're doing yourself any favors by stating you're not attracted to women, only *that* woman. But hey, we all walk our own paths.
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forwardmotion
11/11/08

@llamalash: She is doing herself all the favors. Trust.
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Seriously
11/11/08

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My boss (who lives in PA) said that he got a recorded call the day before he election from Hillary, urging him to vote for McCain.

Interesting, No?
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Pope John Peeps II
11/11/08

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Was Madonna always this pathetic and weak, and just... nobody noticed because she had glamour? I really don't understand.
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hortense
11/11/08

@Pope John Peeps II: I think she protected her image a lot more back in the day, though I suspect it's harder to do that now, with TMZ and x17 and things like that. I think she used to have pretty tight control over what we saw and when, and doesn't really know how to handle the new media or use it to her benefit.
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BookishLookish
11/11/08

@Pope John Peeps II: You're onto something, Peeps. She's not pathetic or weak, she's just mostly talentless and all facade and utterly without charm. Now that she has to prop her beauty up with procedures, it is becoming a bit more obvious.

As we get older we become even more of who we are. And I can't really take any more Madonnawitz.
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jfk1624
11/11/08

In reply to Us Weekly Really Sorry For Implying You Dated Guy Ritchie
I don't understand what is confusing to Lindsay. It isn't like you need to do much soul searching here. At best you need to answer two questions, and they aren't exactly deep philosophical questions, either. Do you like to have sex with men? Do like to have sex with women? If you answer yes to both, Lindsay, you are bi.
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jfk1624
11/11/08

@jfk1624: Ok, hold on. There may be a third question she needs to ask. "Are you only attracted to women when you're out of work?" If yes, you're Anne Heche.
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forwardmotion
11/11/08

@jfk1624: When she says she doesn't want to classify herself she means she wants the sex without the long term potential loss of income.
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forwardmotion
11/11/08

@forwardmotion: Oh, did I also mention she also wants to be treated equally under the law?
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