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    Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards

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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Seriously, if a beauty pageant asks you who you'd like to have lunch with, the answer is always Jesus.

    Rounding out the Top Ten are Abe Lincoln, Oprah Winfrey, Ronald Reagan, Betsy Ross, your grandfather, Robert Pattinson, your grandmother, George Bush Sr., George Bush Jr., and that lady on the Supreme Court who achieved so much even if most of her views are wrong.
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Miles and miles of squares, and still nobody cares...
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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Too many stories, to much to do before Thanksgiving, so I stopped at "West Wing actress"...

    She's not unknown to a West Wingnut like me. How I love to revisit my DVDs and hear the late, great John Spencer bellow from his desk, "MARGARET!" -- and NiCole Robinson would appear and be hilarious without fail.

    I read the dog story. I have no thoughts on it. And I will wait till New Moon is on cable to see it. But thank you for the Talking Heads clip. It reminds me that I have to replace my broken Stop Making Sense DVD...
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/21/09

    @unclevanya: OH. Wait. NiCole Robinson is Margaret? She's great! I still don't get why she's talking about J-Lo's dog, but she's awesome. They should've given her more scene with Lily Tomlin in the fourth season. And I stopped watching after that except for the last season.
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    Image of CumaeanSibyl CumaeanSibyl
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe ought to form a support group for victims of capital-F Fandom, except that such a group would itself inspire terabytes of gay BDSM crossover fanfiction.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Is that guy in the pink shirt also in the AzzWizzard Coalition? Then it could be a triumvirate.

    Feel better, Foster! Although I must admit that I'm enjoying this slightly pain-crazed version of you.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Reading this is like doing a bump off some club kid's ass.
    I wait for it every Saturday morning in agony when I am stuck working.
    Oh Foster, you make me love you.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Why do I think both Poppa Lohan and Jon Gosselin are sexting Lindsay? Sort of a blackberry 3way.
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    Balk is contagious, it seems.
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    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    You're so sassy and slightly hostile lately Foster, I love it!
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/21/09

    @bboston88: Fuckoff. / <3 U 2.
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    Edited by Foster Kamer at 11/21/09 12:24 PM Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of Lysergic Asset Lysergic Asset
    11/21/09

    In reply to Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin Actually Formed a Coalition of the Azzwizzards
    This gossip roundup brought to you by Red Bull, Sugar Coated Frosted Flakes and crystal meth.

    (I kid you, Foster.)
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/21/09

    @Lysergic Asset: I could probably use any of those three things at this point. Actually, only one.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/21/09

    @Foster Kamer: What you really need is codeine. Stat.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/21/09

    @momof3wildkids: Can I put it in my ear?
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    11/21/09

    @Foster Kamer: Are you hungover?
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/21/09

    @bowel_and_the_obstructors: Can you READ?
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/21/09

    @Foster Kamer: My son has a wicked ear infection right now. He does have drops to pop in his ears for pain -- Auralgan is the brand name. The drops work quickly. There is an OTC drop that works a bit, but not at well as Auralgam: Similasan Homeopathic Ear Drops for pain.

    - Dr. Momof3wildkids
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/21/09

    @momof3wildkids: No shit. #tips indeed. Also, a big #notafraidtobeservicey for you. Thanks. If I go to the doctor, will they give me the good stuff for pain? Because this shit hurts.
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    Edited by Foster Kamer at 11/21/09 1:21 PM Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/21/09

    @Foster Kamer: There should be no issue to ask for a pain drop and get it. The Rx is a topical anesthetic so it isn't like codeine, oxy etc where you could get hooked.

    There are many different names for the benzocaine drop, but you want benzocaine. Benzocaine is the key.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    11/21/09

    @momof3wildkids: Okay, so, update on The Great Gawker Weekend Ear Infection of 09: my local pharmacy (run by a bunch of Italian brothers, who diagnose most illnesses with "HA: Pussy.") told me I definitely need an Rx for Auralgan, so I had to buy this shit in the mean time:

    [www.similasanusa.com]

    Mind you, I've never purchased a homeopathic product in my life. This is a first. Desperate times. Also, I walked there at an angle. That was strange.
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    Image of momof3wildkids momof3wildkids
    11/21/09

    @Foster Kamer: Yep, I've used it before. According to my son Patch, it doesn't work nearly as well, but it helps.

    Get to a doc in a box (walk in clinic) when you are done today. The beautiful thing about ear infections is that they clear up fast w/antibiotics-- and the painkiller drops.

    Bonne Sante.
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    Image of MessiahsHandle MessiahsHandle
    11/19/09

    In reply to Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
    Where is said contract? On the inside of Gosselin's Yearbook?

    P.S. Homeroom with you rocked!!!...K.I.T...L.Y.L.A.S
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    Um, I'm sorry but who is this again?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    Hey Kate!

    He's an unemployed father of eight with no discernible talent, and a penchant for unbelievably imbecilic decisions, (you included), all that's really left is his shame, an old VHS copy of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and TLC-brand hair plugs. You could do more with ass lint, your own tears, and a Mahjong game piece.

    Sincerely,

    No one gives a shit.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    Really, Kate? The bottom-feeder gets a bottom-feeder?
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    I'll just say what every other adult loosely connected to this shitshow says: "Do what's right for the KIDS. Don't hurt the KIDS."
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