Joran van der Sloot, serving time for murder (not of Natalee Holloway), is going to be a dad. How? "Unsupervised visit."
Joran van der Sloot Sues Victim's Father for $10 Million

Joran van der Sloot, the Dutch sociopath who killed Natalee Holloway and Peruvian student Stephany Flores, has filed a $10 million lawsuit against Flores's father. He once tried to extort $250,000 from Holloway's family for information about her remains.
Joran Van Der Sloot Once Pondered Life as a Prostitute
Before suspected murderer and confirmed creep Joran van der Sloot allegedly killed 21-year-old Stephany Flores in Peru last year, he was tapped out from gambling and considered selling his services for some quick cash. The mad Dutchman was racking up debts with a hotel and "others," according to the National Enquirer.…
Van der Sloot Pulling Insanity Card in Murder Case
Likely-murderous Dutchman Joran van der Sloot — facing a first-degree murder charge for killing a young Peruvian woman, Stephany Flores last year — intends to use a "violent emotion" defense. Van der Sloot's lawyer says he lost it when he caught Flores looking at Natalee Holloway stuff on his laptop. According to the…
Joran Van der Sloot and Natalee Holloway's Mom Meet In Prison
Accused murderer Joran Van der Sloot got a surprise this week when Natalee Holloway's mother, Beth Holloway-Twitty, snuck into Peru's Castro Castro Prison to see him. When asked about Natalee's murder, Van der Sloot handed her his lawyer's business card.
Joran Van der Sloot Admits He Extorted Natalee Holloway's Parents
In an interview with Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf, Joran Van der Sloot says he extorted money from missing teen Natalee Holloway's parents for the location of their daughter's body, because they "have been making my life tough for five years."
Joran Van der Sloot May Have Killed Thai Sex Slaves, Too
The National Enquirer reports Joran Van der Sloot, who's practically confessed to two murders including American tourist Natalee Holloway in 2005, is also being investigated for the disappearance of girls he recruited as sex workers in Thailand. What a peach!
Natalee Holloway's Suspected Killer Shopping $1 Million Interview?
Joran van der Sloot is reportedly seeking $1 million for his first TV tell-all.
Joran van der Sloot: In Jail, Still Hustling
International playboy, and likely murderer Joran van der Sloot bragged to a Dutch newspaper that women are writing him letters in jail with marriage proposals and asking for his sperm. He also expressed no remorse at Stephany Flores' death.
Was Joran van der Sloot Tricked Into Making a Confession?
Suspected murderer Joran van der Sloot told a Dutch newspaper that he was "tricked" into confessing to the murder of Stephany Flores Ramirez in Peru last month, and was promised he would be transferred to the Netherlands.
Cross-Stitch Your Favorite Murder Suspects and Sports Stars
Before British soccer fans began booing Wayne Rooney at the World Cup, he was so popular that CrossStitcher magazine offered a pattern for fans to replicate his baby face. Too bad it looks just like Joran van der Sloot.
Joran van der Sloot Knows Where Natalee Holloway's Body Is
After confessing to murdering a Peruvian woman, Joran van der Sloot has all but confessed to killing Natalee Holloway in Aruba five years ago: He says he knows where her body is, but will only tell the Aruban police. [CNN]
Natalie Holloway Suspect Confesses to Murdering Peruvian Woman
Joran van der Sloot was a prime suspect in Natalee Holloway's 2005 disappearance in Aruba. Now he's confessed to murdering 21 year-old Stephany Flores Ramirez in Peru. Probably a good sign he was also involved in the Holloway case. [CNN]
Suspect in Natalee Holloway Murder Is Totally Screwed
Recently arrested Natalee Holloway murder suspect Joran van der Sloot, being held in Peru on a separate murder charge, was stabbed in effigy by seven Indian shamans as a "spiritual punishment" outside police headquarters in Lima today. [AP]
Joran van der Sloot Arrested in Chile
Two-time murder suspect Joran van der Sloot has been arrested in Chile.
Natalee Holloway Suspect Sought for Questioning in Peru Murder
ABC News is reporting that Joran van der Sloot—once a suspect in the 2005 disappearance of Alabama teen Natalee Holloway, who went missing while vacationing in Aruba—is wanted for questioning in the murder of a 21-year-old Lima woman.