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Of course she's a lying, thieving, opportunistic parasite preying on peoples' emotions. But other than that, I imagine she's really a sweet girl.
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I wonder if it's because we're so cynical -- even the dirty hipsters among us -- that we don't expect a person of her age (and maybe gender?) to tell the truth about very much anyway. And that in those circumstances, lines like "hot dog down a hallway" are about as much truth as anyone can expect.
Like I said, thinking about this too much. But still I think there's something to this.
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And your turn, Liza.
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1.21 jugg-a-watts
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I love that. Like, how commonly? At brunch? While at the grocery store deciding whether you want low pulp or no pulp o.j.?
This is all so fascinating.
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Which would be kinda hot, until you wake up one morning without your wallet, pants or dignity.
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I hope she gets the psychiatric help she needs, though I don't expect the Utah corrections system, in whose care I expect her to be any hour now, to be good at that.
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"Been caught stealin', once, when I was [twenty-something]."
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Kari, if you're reading this. Forget what all those nasty people are saying about you. Get arrested in some spectacular way and go back to Utah. I doubt if you'll get serious jail time.
But while you're sitting around in your cell, write a novel. Well, not a REAL novel -- just a thinly disguised account of your time in New York City. Describe settings. Give us dialogue. Make fun of people trying to be hip.
And then -- if you can come up with about 200 double-spaced pages -- contact your old editor friend Smithhimself via this site. Important: do not contact a man named Andrew Wylie! He's a real scam artist. You're just a True Voice of our Times.
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