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    Everyone's Real Fake on Twitter

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    Image of Fishnets and Cigarettes Fishnets and Cigarettes
    03/27/09

    In reply to Everyone's Real Fake on Twitter
    Why is Keith Olbermann wearing a 70s era 3-piece suit?
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    03/27/09

    In reply to Everyone's Real Fake on Twitter
    Once upon a long time ago, I ran something called a BBS, which allowed individual callers to use my home machine for fun and games. I don't know what that was about, but there were games, you could play them, and sometimes there was actual canned dialogue presented to the player! Like, they'd be in a chess match against the machine, and the chat would be, "Hey, good move."


    The problem, for me, came when the callers thought those insipid banalities were actually sent by me myself! I was thus considered by my loyal users a vapid bozo.


    Pretty soon I did something else with my time.

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    Image of lunalein lunalein
    03/27/09

    In reply to Everyone's Real Fake on Twitter
    B-but THE_REAL_SHAQ is the real Shaq, right?
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    Image of Owen Thomas Owen Thomas
    03/27/09

    @lunalein: If you live in Twitteronia, yes.
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    Image of MrInBetween MrInBetween
    03/27/09

    In reply to Everyone's Real Fake on Twitter
    Is Olbermann speed-balling ether and chasing it with Red Bull?
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    Image of smecktacular smecktacular
    03/27/09

    In reply to Everyone's Real Fake on Twitter
    No one actually lives their life 140 characters at a time.


    This is probably the most profound statement I've ever read on Gawker. And on a Friday no less...


    Well done.

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    03/27/09

    @smecktacular: But you begin to do no less, nor no more. You will actually think in those parameters, and adjust to them as you proceed through your day. I'm different now. Ever since I have begun this online business in 1987, my pattern is altered in discrete bytes, like how you adjust to a bass drum behind you, or a menstrual cycle working by your side. If you don't believe it, how come we don't act like the characters in classic movies? Because the scenes were too long for keyboarding thumbs, is why. Let's see you Twitter the `Hows' the hand, Rio?' scene from One-Eyed Jacks.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    03/27/09

    In reply to Everyone's Real Fake on Twitter
    I hope this is real:


    [twitter.com]

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    Image of RoosiDesi RoosiDesi
    03/27/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: You just set it up, didn't you?
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    03/27/09

    @RoosiDesi: You bet I did!
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    Image of EhBologna EhBologna
    03/27/09

    In reply to Everyone's Real Fake on Twitter
    We're all just waiting for a Twittering Elvis to show up.


    People want to believe they are part of a celebrity's life. It makes them feel more important. My mother used to call it "big moments in little lives."

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    03/27/09

    @EhBologna: And I thought I was the only one who imagined myself in the arms of Mariah Carey on the cover of Tattler while waiting in line at Se Fue.


    Incidentally, Full Disclosure: my icon is not my real photo.

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    Image of Kirth Kirth
    03/27/09

    In reply to Everyone's Real Fake on Twitter
    ..


    Wouldn't it be more interesting to live your life than to write about living your life?


    The answer, if you're wondering, is no.


    ..

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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    03/27/09

    @Kirth: What's with the extra real estate formatting?
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    03/27/09

    In reply to Everyone's Real Fake on Twitter
    the fake Christopher Walken bit actually makes me want to subscribe - brilliant !!!
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    01/13/09

    In reply to Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
    JJ Chill...


    Hm.

    Interesting.

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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    01/13/09

    In reply to Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
    Why doesn't she just do her own social media, like Courtney Love. I'm sure it would be more entertaining...


    Come to think of it, maybe Britney herself was "the hacker" trying to genuinely communicate with her fans again.

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    01/13/09

    In reply to Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
    Twitter Tattle: Toothed Twat Twan't True
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/13/09

    @bytememehard:


    'taint?

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    01/13/09

    @Smitros: yes, that - Tain't
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    01/13/09

    In reply to Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
    Twitter still sounds like a sexual act.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/13/09

    @Cheap Shot:


    Does anybody do it that well?

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    Image of Uncle_Billy_Slumming Uncle_Billy_Slumming
    01/13/09

    In reply to Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
    I thought she had implants like everybody else?


    [Open link at own risk]


    [www.advanceimplantclinic.com]

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    01/13/09

    In reply to Turmoil Inside the Britney Spears Twitter Empire
    The real questions is what the hell is a "Social Media Director," and how much does it pay?


    We are amidst a financial apocalypse. Get a real job, tech-hippie!

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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    01/13/09

    @contradicto: It's sort of what Julie McCoy did, but in a virtual boat hauling a load of crazy.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    01/13/09

    @BadUncle: So that makes the position more of a digital longshoreman? Do you suppose the person's repped by the Teamsters?
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    01/13/09

    @contradicto: I bet it's harder than it looks. She has to know when to misspell certain words, and when to improperly use their and they're. Also, just because Britney is on her fifth corndog, doesn't mean she should twitter, "I'm on my fifth corndog...this hour." It's a tough gig.
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    01/13/09

    @mfnher: Oops. It appears that corn dog is two words. See how tough this can be?
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    01/13/09

    @Hydroceph: No, the virtual stevedore's are with the AFL-CIO Roboto.
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