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de wolfe
01/07/09

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With a mug shot like that, he needs an attorney this magically-named:

A. Thomas Waterfall of Torrington
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BaconCat
01/07/09

@de wolfe: It's not just any waterfall, my friend, it's a Thomas waterfall!
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ShanghaiLil
01/07/09

@de wolfe: LOL. My ex- and I once ended up having dinner with a couple who introduced themselves as Tom and Todd. They were from Tuscon. And worked in Travel. After I took advantage of the first opportunity to whisper to my partner, "Today's episode of Sesame Street has been brought to you by the letter 'T,'" we really had to eat and run, because every time either of them used a T-word, we both had to suppress giggles.

I don't know why you reminded me of that, but you did.
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skahammer
01/07/09

@ShanghaiLil: You didn't stick around for the tiramisu?
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nellicat
01/07/09

@skahammer: Tried to; too tired.
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bigleggedwoman
01/07/09

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That is one hell of a mug shot, babe.
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Jenniferhdaniel
01/07/09

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It's Brolin.
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BxgrlJeri
01/07/09

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Lily Allen: "Bring back the Fairness Doctrine bitches!"
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Dickdogfood
01/07/09

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Oddly enough, this weekend I finally saw the footage of Rip Torn attacking Norman Mailer with a hammer:

+ Watch video

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smecktacular
01/07/09

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Jacko can easily take Ledger's place in Nolan's next Batman movie.
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rudolphdude
01/07/09

@smecktacular: What role would Michael play best though?
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blix
01/07/09

@rudolphdude: The Diddler of course.
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DennyCrane
01/07/09

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Michael Jackson's still alive?!?!?!?????!?!?!???
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
01/07/09

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I want to meet these people who can AFFORD to go on a coke binge 3 nights a week! Can you imagine what that would cost?!?
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Colander
01/07/09

@oyvehisyou: I know poor-ish people (living check to check) who indulge in this, and people justify squalor if it means 'getting to party' at night.
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
01/07/09

@Colander: Now THERE'S a lifestyle I want to emulate.
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Botswana Meat Commission FC
01/07/09

@oyvehisyou:

Good looking women have a way of never having to pay for shit.

My wife and I joke about this all the time. I don't even go to Home Depot anymore because I know she'll get some kind of awesome "Half Price Hot Chick Discount" from the guys who work there.
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Thatcornellguy
01/07/09

@oyvehisyou: A career! Get it? Hardy-har-har.
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ambitious
01/07/09

@oyvehisyou: Every coke intake doth not equal coke "binge." Someone who "takes" (that just sounds funny!) coke 3 days a week and gets up to go to work in the morning probably isn't 'binging' every time. Like how I had wine last night and managed to not drink 3 bottles, chase them with a Big Gulp of 151 and start looking for level ground to drive on.
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Colander
01/07/09

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Imagine how different Michael Jackson's life would be if he came out of the closet when he was healthy, and just adopted some Asian babies like everyone else...
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Dickdogfood
01/07/09

@Colander: Michael Jackson has never been emotionally stable enough to be gay, closeted or otherwise.
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