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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    Gaga's situation gives a whole new meaning to the term "mutual masturbation"
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    Image of Aethyr Aethyr
    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    How the hell does Lady GaGa fit it into those tight catsuits without a bulge? HRM.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    Not sure we care about where Brad and Angelina like to bone. However, we're pretty interested in Lady Gaga's boner, apparently. How is the Lady Gaga pecker thing not the top story? And seriously, Jolie-Pitts, when I think Hollywood and Grotto, I think of Hefner and the early 80's. Brad, it may be time to update the ranch a little.
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    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    What's with Gawker today? 4 hours with no new posts?
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    Image of maevemealone maevemealone
    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    Pool sex is overrated, chlorine is the anti lube... (but of course they have some magical grotto filled with the snot of unicorns which is the mystical love potion given only to people this perfect)
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    Wait, what the hell is a grotto?
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    No SheMan has a body like that, sorry.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    I hate Doug Reinhardt. No one dumps Amanda Bynes on my watch!
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    Charlie Sheen is lobbying for Lady Gaga to join the cast of his show Two and a Half Men and a Half Lady.
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    08/07/09

    @scroll_lock: Don't you mean Three Men and a Half Lady, or has the fat kid finally had a heart attack and kicked the bucket?
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    08/07/09

    @DeltaGuy: He done blowed up, real good.
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    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    Jamie Lee Curtis's head just exploded at the thought of herself dating Lady Gaga and the mathematical possibilities presented.
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    Image of Nice Beaver Nice Beaver
    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    I think Lady Gaga just broke the "gay-icon-o-meter." Their love for her can no longer be measured (unlike her wiener, which, in that video, looks impressively large. Good for her!).
     Reply
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    Image of contradicto contradicto
    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    Lady Gaga is a DUDE? That gives Poker Face a completely new meaning.
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    08/07/09

    @contradicto: Her poker face has a vertical smile.
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    Image of LatestBy LatestBy
    08/07/09

    @contradicto: She WAS bluffin' with her muffin.
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    Image of rudi_freude rudi_freude
    08/07/09

    @contradicto: Dude Looks Like A Lady Gaga.
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    08/07/09

    @contradicto: But can she take a ride on her own disco stick?
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    Image of Brad Brown Brad Brown
    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    I'm going to keep fapping and just pretend it's a large clitoris.
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    secretagentman promoted this comment Brad Brown was starred Brad Brown was unstarred
    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    08/07/09

    @Brad Brown: I'm sorry but I have not heard this expression before, 'fapping', is it something the kids say now? What is the origin?
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    Image of RandomLunatic RandomLunatic
    08/07/09

    @secretagentman: Pretty sure we owe the term "fapping" to Fark.com. It is based on the sound one supposedly makes when indulging in well-lubricated self-gratification.
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    Image of cmd cmd
    08/07/09

    @secretagentman: onomatopoeia. fap fap fap.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    08/07/09

    @RandomLunatic: Oh I see. I can't usually hear anything over my sobbing.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    So, she actually has her own disco stick?
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    08/07/09

    @DahlELama: Damn, I knew this reverse chronology would not work in my favour. Sorry for stealing your joke above.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    08/07/09

    @DeltaGuy: Ts'OK, no one was paying attention to me anyway, so I'm glad you did it more justice.
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    08/07/09

    @DahlELama: If a joke falls in the middle of the forest, but there is no one to hear it and cleverly reply, then what's the point of our fucking stars anyway.
    Disclaimer: I quite like my fucking star. Please do not take it away from me.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    08/07/09

    In reply to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Pool-Sexing Fetishists
    The burning question for Lady Gaga is whether or not she's ambidextrous enough to choke the chicken and smack the rat at the same time.
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