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    And Now We Know How Padma Likes Her Eggs in the Morning

    The Little Prick on Padma's Tongue

    Top Chef: Restaurant Wars (And Other People) Are Hell

    Top Chef: A Tale of Two Cancers, One Pig and a Mustache

    Watching Top Chef at Ten In the Midnight of Good and Evil

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    Image of abettertomorrow abettertomorrow
    08:17 PM

    In reply to And Now We Know How Padma Likes Her Eggs in the Morning
    I'm in the minority here, but this show is so bad! These 'chefs', while they can certainly cook better than me, are just short order cooks with their own restaurants. I mean, chicken wings? Steak and cheese? A rueben eggs benedict? A piece of meat with a stick in it?

    Check out Next Iron Chef for some people that can really cook with imagination, knowledge, and skill.

    And I guess Padma L was pretty hot in those Carl Jr. commercials, but neither she nor any of the judges seem that engaged by the food. #topchef
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    09:46 PM

    @abettertomorrow: Have you watched the show more than once? #topchef
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    03:39 PM

    In reply to And Now We Know How Padma Likes Her Eggs in the Morning
    So. In last night's live blog post, I wished for the completion of the awesome food porn hinted at by the "breakfast in bed" scene. And Josh, I thought you had seen my plea and were about to answer it here.

    But you glossed over the actual "sex" part. It's like watching the movie "Personal Best," but then finding out you're watching it on USA Network and all sex scenes have been edited out.
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    Image of Helio Helio
    03:58 PM

    @MisterHippity: in sadness and workiness, i had to miss the liveblog last night. In any case, I thought that recap was pretty hot. #topchef
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    03:29 PM

    In reply to And Now We Know How Padma Likes Her Eggs in the Morning
    Are there really people in this country who think "chicken wings" when they hear New York? #topchef
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    04:00 PM

    @Lymed: not at all, i thought he was going to make chili or spaghetti and meatballs. Those are what I think of when I hear "nyfd." But chicken wings? #topchef
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    02:12 PM

    In reply to And Now We Know How Padma Likes Her Eggs in the Morning
    Still need to know what caused Nigella's horrocious hangover and when she snuck in that medicinal half-bot of champers. No way was she keeping down Eli's popcorn souvlaki soup without that. #topchef
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    01:29 PM

    In reply to And Now We Know How Padma Likes Her Eggs in the Morning
    Ah, Bruce and Padma. If I could dry hump myself, I would right now.
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    Image of Sir Winston Thriller Sir Winston Thriller
    01:26 PM

    In reply to And Now We Know How Padma Likes Her Eggs in the Morning
    I thought from the comments at Judges Table that Nose-Picker Eli was going to get the boot. At least Robin's dish was edible. When they tasted Eli's shit soup surprise, the judges looks like they wanted the cameras off so they could hurl. #topchef
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    02:23 PM

    @Sir Winston Thriller: Who wouldn't? Peanut butter and candied apple soup topped with crushed popcorn and raspberry froth. Yech. #topchef
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    Image of Helio Helio
    03:26 PM

    @pumpkinsoup: that desert was the yickiest thing I've ever heard described was food, and I've been tempted to buy that mcdonald's home maker kit. He must have taken a hit off Tommy C's bong too to come up with such a monstrosity and think it was a good idea. #topchef
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    06:47 PM

    @Helio: He could have made corn dogs! Seriously, Mike V. won for making buffalo wings.

    Or if he wanted to go the dessert route: gourmet candied apples or a fancy-dancy funnel cake. Mmmm... funnel cake. #topchef
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    06:53 PM

    @pumpkinsoup: not only is your name delicious but yes, funnel cake. Where is mine?! #topchef
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    Image of amoneill1001 amoneill1001
    01:26 PM

    In reply to And Now We Know How Padma Likes Her Eggs in the Morning
    Nigella said, "a proper panna cotta should quiver like the inner thigh of a 17th century courtesan" with an authority I find both irresistible and arousing.
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    Image of cronimi cronimi
    02:03 PM

    @amoneill1001: +1. Perchance she speaks from experience (save the 17th century part).... #topchef
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    03:43 PM

    @amoneill1001: That utterance wasn't even original. The British judge Jay Rayner said nearly the same thing on Top Chef Masters earlier this year. However, in Rayner's version, the perfect panna cotta should "jiggle like a woman's breasts." #topchef
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    Image of Mo MoDo Mo MoDo
    10/30/09

    In reply to The Little Prick on Padma's Tongue
    Now Beardo finally has some stoves worthy of the cookware he won a few weeks ago. #topchef
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    Image of xcornmuffinx xcornmuffinx
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Little Prick on Padma's Tongue
    After the last episode of top chef, did anyone notice the prominently displayed disclaimer? I don't think I had ever noticed it before but it talked about, while displaying Robin, that the producers had a say in who is eliminated. It's like they are preempting outrage that that leathery nightmare creature is still on the show with a "don't blame the judges, blame the producers" type of thing. #topchef
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/30/09

    @xcornmuffinx: I think that's been boilerplate on every episode of Top Chef and Project Runway since the start. Helps explain some of the "why-is- that-horrible-person-still-there... headscratchers throughout.
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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Little Prick on Padma's Tongue
    JDS, thanks for the Bonnie Raitt shoutout. #topchef
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Little Prick on Padma's Tongue
    Jen needs to suck it up. ASAP! She's such a sad-sack now. Does she even want to be there anymore? Get some confidence, girl! Plus, what did she ever see in the Jersey Douche? I know times get hard and the pickins' are slim but damn. That fat, nerdy bully Eli would have been a better option than Mike I. #topchef
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    Image of joefuntime joefuntime
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Little Prick on Padma's Tongue
    it must be said that eli had an in with the TV dinners challenge since he still lives at home and watches Modern Family/Cougar Town with his folks on Wednesdays, instead of this junk brought to you by M Resort, Glad Wrap and metal ovens designed by Jack Welch. #topchef
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    Image of DeflowerPower DeflowerPower
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Little Prick on Padma's Tongue
    whateverwhatever #topchef
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Little Prick on Padma's Tongue
    An angle I hadn't considered, that one about Robin outliving Mike the Douche. One very painful last humiliation for him. Squeal like a pig, Dbag! And on the next show, Mike the Evil Volt, who for some reason actually liked Douche, might well push Robin down a flight of stairs. Everybody wins, or something. #topchef
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    10/29/09

    @son of spam: Haha, the "pushing down the stairs" trick is such a classic sabotage maneuver. Reminds me of Elizabeth Berkley shoving Gina Gershon down a flight of stairs in Showgirls. What a hilariously awesome and unjustly unsung flick that is!

    PS: Uh-oh, I think I'm over-commenting on this thread. Sorry. #topchef
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    10/29/09

    @snugbug: Showgirls comments are always welcome. Maybe Padma can buy a lapdance from Jen. #topchef
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    10/29/09

    @son of spam: Remember in the first episode when he called her an "old lady"? Yeah, karma is a bitch. #topchef
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    10/29/09

    In reply to The Little Prick on Padma's Tongue
    Wow. Top of your game, Stein! #topchef
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