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    02:10 PM

    In reply to Lewis Lapham Living The Lewis Lapham Life
    Lapham's an idiot. It's a trick question because your caddy hands you that 7-iron, or as it was called when Lewis graduated Yale, a "mashie-niblick."
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    02:07 PM

    In reply to Lewis Lapham Living The Lewis Lapham Life
    That quote is why the CIA sucked through the Cold War and beyond, well that and James Jesus Angleton.
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    Image of Jamie Peck Jamie Peck
    01:38 PM

    In reply to How To Exact Online Revenge, As Taught by the Wall Street Journal
    I was hoping this article would mention Sorry Mom (I bang the worst dudes). It is online revenge action to the max and its numbers are growing...chick who runs it is even doing a panel at SXSW Interactive this year. Worst dudes beware.
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    01:33 PM

    In reply to How To Exact Online Revenge, As Taught by the Wall Street Journal
    Just one quibble with the lede: I was a nasty, vengeful monster before there was an Internet.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    12:49 PM

    In reply to How To Exact Online Revenge, As Taught by the Wall Street Journal
    Am I suffering from online disinhibition if I put a bag of flaming poop on their laptop?
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    12:54 PM

    @Private Hangnail: Just put a few drops of water on their "e" key, and short it out. Harder to trace, and the damage is more frustrating.
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    01:05 PM

    @You Cannot Untoast: Or install NetNanny and print out your findings for distribution to everyone on your shared Christmas card list.

    Bonanza: it will slow their system down to molasses.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    12:29 PM

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    Am I wrong for thinking that the affair I could forgive but making the damn mess in my house is beyond the pale?
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    11:21 AM

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    My BFF and his boyfriend of 6 years agreed to split up. It was fairly amicable. They toughed it out while the boyfriend looked for a new apartment, taking turns sleeping on the sofa.

    I was surprised they lasted that long. The sexin' was infrequent and lousy, the boyfriend was the slob half of the Odd Couple, and they wanted different things out of life. Plus, the boyfriend cheated (and ultimately got what he deserved, as you will see.) But it seemed to work ok for a month or two.

    Until! The boyfriend returned home early one night and was surprised to find candles, a used ashtray and two empty wineglasses in the sink.

    My buddy (whom I still call "Helium Heels") was abed with a rather goodlooking Craigslist hookup, sexin' away with Hard Mechanics 2 on DVD a-playin'. Fortunately he was able to 'fess up, get the boyfriend to take a walk, and kick the craggy Craiggy to the curb without them actually seeing eachother.

    He remains defiant. And I got him a gift certificate to The Red Roof Inn for Christmas.
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    11:28 AM

    @BettyCrocker: This is the kind of Christmas miracle I can believe in.
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    11:31 AM

    @Wrapitup: The Gift Of The Magnum?
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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    11:12 AM

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    Don't we have some old semi-pro Penthouse Forum writers around here somewhere? This sounds like the perfect gig for them.
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    11:24 AM

    @raincoaster: Who the fuck you calling "old," bitch?
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    10:56 AM

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    Ashley Madison is way too upscaley and fancy for me. You can tell by the two classy hooker names. I want to join a place called Moe Santiago. You schtup in the storeroom of a Dominican chino-latino restaurant on a crate of Manischevitz.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10:58 AM

    @BookishLookish: I actually know several people who have made awesome hook ups and had great affairs through Ashley Madison.

    And, my lesbian friends love it because there are A LOT of "straight" girls in long term relationships with men who want one night stands with girls on Ashley Madison.
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    10:59 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: I'm just an old-fashioned girl, honey.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11:05 AM

    @BookishLookish: Nothing wrong with that. You also have to remember I'm currently living in a culture where married women/girls in long term relationships are expected to be unfaithful once in a while. Nobody is judgmental about it.

    What I find amusing is that my partner (and several other of my female friends) have told me that if you are female and over 30 Courgared is a wonderful way to boost your ego - despite how ridiculously cheesy the site design is.

    [www.cougared.com]
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    11:08 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: Finally, what every healthy, well-adjusted lesbian is looking for: a way to have a long-term relationship with a man.
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    Image of marcm2k7 marcm2k7
    11:08 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: I heard Cougarlife.com was the place to go for that.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11:10 AM

    @Niko Bellic: My friend Louise just has a fetish for "straight" girls.

    She seems healthy enough to me. I think she likes the married ones because she says that a lot of out lesbians often get really clingy and in general she just wants to get laid.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    11:18 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter:

    Beware. I have heard that private investigators can use ashleymadison as a means to gather evidence or worse, "create business". I have no idea if this is true or not, but I have dealt with a handful of PI's and this is something I would not put past them.

    I vaguely remember a story in the news a few months/year ago where a woman would blackmail the men she met on a cheaters website (I believe one man was blackmailed more than once, until he had enough!).
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11:23 AM

    @resipsaloquacious: This makes me glad that neither my gf nor I use Ashley Madison.

    We misbehave the old fashioned way. I try to hook up with girls who comment on my blog and/or hit brothels and she just lets guys she likes know she's not in a monogamous relationship.
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    11:28 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: So we are both old-fashioned? Well, hellooooo....
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11:31 AM

    @BookishLookish: There you go!

    And really, I'm an expat writer in Europe. I wouldn't be living up to my cliche if I wasn't in a brothel every so often.
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    11:31 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: What will you do if she decides to hit the brothels as well and encounters you ?
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11:36 AM

    @Wrapitup: Tease her about it for weeks.

    A variation of this happened about four years ago. One of my friends had just gotten dumped in a really, really bad way.

    He was in one of those "I'm never going to be with a girl again" modes of freaking out.

    So, we took him to Barcelona, got him drunk and then took him to my favorite brothel.

    While he went off to one of the back rooms with a cute blond thing, my gf and I drank beer and watched the strippers/live sex show.

    She then realized she had a mini crush on one of the working girls - but was too shy to approach her myself.

    Being a gentleman I went up and talked to the girl for her. She explained that she didn't do girls but could suggest several other girls for my girlfriend.

    I told my lady this, but she was hell bent on this girl. So, she asked if I would ask the girl I could do her while she watched - because my girlfriend really wanted to see this girl getting sexy.

    The downside (and I will regret this forever) is that I'd been drinking since 5 p.m. and it was now like 3 a.m. and I was unsure if my equipment would work.

    So, I passed - on the one and only time in my life that a girlfriend will ever offer to pay another girl to have sex with me.
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    12:01 PM

    @marcm2k7: Given that at age 40 I'm far too old for what the Cougar women are going for I can't speak from experience - only from what my friends tell me.
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    01:00 PM

    @drunkexpatwriter: I could be very wrong about this b/c it was explained to me by someone from the UK about the functionality of French affairs, but, they work so well b/c of discretion? i.e., the person having the affair would be mortified to learn that they had been caught out & would end the affair immediately. Family always comes before the affair and so feelings are never so badly hurt that the relationship can't recover (of course there are always exceptions). It's considered poor taste that the spouse would carry on an obvious or disruptive affair. Is this only for marrieds, just a myth, or is there any truth to it?
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    10:49 AM

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    At the end of the day, the football will have had the most fun out of all the parties involved.
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    10:47 AM

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    The New York Times is hornier than a celibate priest.
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    10:51 AM

    @son of spam: And, despite the Styles section, somehow straighter.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    10:51 AM

    @Airvault: But just as awkward.
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    11:13 AM

    @son of spam: And very earnest and curious like a newly ordained one.
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    10:46 AM

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    Judging from those who received the email, they're probably wondering if the reporter will be cute and if they're looking for first-hand experience.
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    Image of noisy doll noisy doll
    11:11 AM

    @Magister: I remember reading a piece by some reporter who did go and date a handful of guys and ask them about why they used the site. Wasn't it linked to on Gawker months ago?
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    11:42 AM

    @noisy doll: I followed the tag, but I couldn't find it. I can't be sure where I saw it, but I thought it was here. (Though it might have actually been the Times)

    And yes, it seems like she participated in the fantasy.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    10:45 AM

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    I did this for one of my clients a few weeks ago.

    [www.cheatingways.com]

    In fact, I'm going to send Violet a link to this post. I know for a fact that she did the deed with her new boyfriend in her husband's bed last week!

    (This isn't giving away any secrets, it's in her blog.)
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    11:10 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter:

    Sounds like a lovely lady.

    Related, I have now put off marriage another 5 years.
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    11:12 AM

    @resipsaloquacious: I like Violet.

    She's very much turned herself into who she wants to be.

    And shes' wicked smart. She and I spend hours every week talking about books, music and other interesting shit.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    11:17 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: I hope you find her an inspiration the next time you log into Ashley Madison!

    And here I was yesterday, joking about getting paid to comment on Gawker.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11:19 AM

    @Niko Bellic: Well, I don't have any connection to Ashley Madison. My client stuck that line in at the end of the piece. I suppose she probably has some sort of affiliate agreement with them - but to be honest, as long as I get paid to write the articles I don't care that much.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    11:23 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter:

    She sounds interesting. She must be smart, to have 26 different lovers behind her husband's back without him knowing.

    Either that, or the husband just does not give a rat's ass.

    But if she is that unhappy with her marriage, shouldn't she get out of it?
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    11:25 AM

    @resipsaloquacious: She's happy in her marriage. Her husband is just away on business half the time and she gets bored.

    Also, I suspect her husband does know but doesn't want to know. And since he brags to her about getting some on the side I have zero sympathy for him.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    11:25 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: Spending hours talking about books?

    when I get bored, I get horny – and I'm bored a lot of the time

    Being a book lover myself, I can relate. Joyce and Proust bore the crap out of me too.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11:28 AM

    @Niko Bellic: She and I live in two separate countries. And I spend too much time writing porn (and honestly like her too much in other ways) to waste time cyber sexing her.
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    11:32 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter:

    Well that changes things, knowing the husband is tomcatting around.

    But I find it hard to believe she is happy. Her husband is never around, cheats on her, brags about it, while she sleeps with various men and blogs about it.

    This is a cry for help. Perhaps you should get her in touch with me. I think I can "help".
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    11:41 AM

    @resipsaloquacious: She gets turned on when he cheats.

    And I can see where you are coming from - but after knowing her for several years I'm 99 percent positive she's very happy.

    I think she's the exception to the rule on these things.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11:44 AM

    @resipsaloquacious: Always working an angle, you.
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    11:45 AM

    @Niko Bellic: Niko, I've got this book you're really going to want to crack.
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    11:47 AM

    @Niko Bellic: I like Maupassant better.
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    11:48 AM

    @resipsaloquacious: Thanks for the offer, but really, it isn't a cry for help. I blog because it's fun, and I have a slight exhibitionistic streak.
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    11:48 AM

    @drunkexpatwriter: And I love you too.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12:03 PM

    @BookishLookish:

    What you call an "angle", is my heed to her cry for help.

    So cynical, Books, baby.
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    12:06 PM

    @BookishLookish: I know you do, Bookish. Had I joined a book club for class status only, I'd so be looking for it in Moe Santiago library.
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    12:06 PM

    @violet.honey:

    Hi Violet.
    I was joking, about the cry for help, not about my actual offer of "help." My offer of help was serious, on the condition that I see photos, face is optional.
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    12:18 PM

    @violet.honey: Mmm, a nice warm Boule de Suif would really hit the spot, now that it's lunchtime.
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    12:19 PM

    @violet.honey: Thank you, Violet.
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    12:20 PM

    @violet.honey: Bloging about your sex life is fine. It's the bloging about the bloging that sets of the alarms.
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    12:21 PM

    @resipsaloquacious: If you are lucky enough to ever get violet's pictures, you'll want to see her face.

    Trust me on this one.
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    12:23 PM

    @BookishLookish: I love that Violet has decided to join this discussion.
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    12:28 PM

    @drunkexpatwriter:

    I was just trying to be gentlemanly. You know, protect her identity. Did I come off wrong? I promise Violet, that usually never happens.
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    12:30 PM

    @resipsaloquacious: She's seriously hot both body and face.
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    12:59 PM

    @drunkexpatwriter: Violet should buy us all drinks one night and tell us stories.
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    10:38 AM

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    I knew someone who hid in his married lover's trunk as she ran errands. Then when she got home and got her kid squared away with a video game, she got him out and they snuck in her house and did it in the locked master bedroom.

    Hearing it from him was amusing - because I imagined the cuckolded husband coming home and my buddy running away half-naked, clothes in hand, while banjos played - but writing it out, it just looks creepy.
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    10:38 AM

    In reply to New York Times Seeks Sexy Stories of Boning Your Secret Lover
    Wow. If that woman gets so worked up over a football, imagine her reaction to a feathered shuttlecock.
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