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Media Meltdowns
Liberal Blogger Ambushes Fox News' Griff Jenkins
Poor Griff Jenkins. He got all decked out in a tuxedo to harass whatever sort of Godless Americans attend ACORN conventions, only to get into a scuffle with one of those dang liberal bloggers, and we're all better for it! More » -
journalists
Bill Keller Can't Google 'Hooker' in Iran
Times executive editor Bill Keller is still in Iran, reporting today that Goggling "hooker" leads to an "access denied" message and that the Iranian government is pissed at muckraking Western journalists like himself for disrupting their regime. [New York Times] -
schwag
Free Hot Wings at Pro-Right Wing Violence Press Conference!
This is how you do press relations: journalists who attend right-wing nut Randall Terry's upcoming "George Tiller's murder is great news for the pro-life movement" press conference will get free beer and wings! More » -
journalists
Jake 'The Octogon' Tapper Gives Obama Conspiracy Theorists What They Want
ABC News' Jake Tapper, seemingly bored silly on a flight to Riyadh, or maybe just experimenting to see how many links he could get from wingnut websites, published perhaps the most imbecilic article in the history of journalism on ABC.com. More » -
justice
Baghdad Shoe Thrower To Hit the Streets in 2010
Iraqi courts have cut the prison sentence for the hero shoe-hurling-at-Bush journalist from three years down to one. Huzzah! And on the same day Obama visited Iraq. Coincidence??? Open your eyes, sheeple! [WSJ] -
journalists
Jake Tapper Is an April Tool
Hah, one guy got fooled by a lame April Fools' Joke: ABC's senior smugness correspondent Jake Tapper. He even forwarded a hoax story to his colleagues before he caught himself. More » -
fameballs
Julia Allison's Business Model: Become Oprah, Somehow
Huffpo-er Jeremy Abelson interviewed famous American Julia Allison about how her "brand" will "make money." Not to get too technical, but it involves having people pay her for...stuff, that she does. More » -
how things work
Liberal Media Elite Spent Weekend Partying With McCain Staffers
As we all know, John McCain lost the election because the media was biased against him. So his former staffers got wasted with journalists this weekend because they all missed each other so much! More » -
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journalismism
Desperate Denver Journos Just Reporting on Each Other
There's no news in Denver. At least, no news that couldn't be reported by watching it on C-Span from the comfort of home. So what to do? Report on what all your fellow journalists are doing! So far, the single greatest example of this is HuffPo's constant reportage from their own "HuffPost Oasis" in Denver. At left, an unretouched screengrab from their front page today. The Oasis is remarkably popular with journalists, considering that we have no idea what goes on there but we don't think it involves free booze. Wait, maybe we do know what's going on there! "'I feel relaxed!' said a particularly refreshed Eric Alterman as he stepped away from a complimentary facial for a minute. 'I'll tell you this—everyone should add facials to their lives.'" Oh, wow.
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videuhoh
Journalists Stuck On Airplane, Chaos Ensues
Our intrepid video fella Richard Blakeley was on a plane full of journalists headed to a Thrillist press event in Las Vegas over the weekend when disaster struck. Due to the crazypants thunderstorms barreling through the region, the plane had to make an unscheduled stop in Rochester, NY. Naturally Blakeley whipped out his camera and filmed the madness, capturing a veritable who's who of journalist types, from the Post's Justin Rocket Silverman, to Julia Allison from Star magazine (hiding coyly from the camera), to The Huffington Post's Rachel Sklar, as they coped with the ordeal. The most important thing we can learn from this video? I'mInLikeWithYou.com's Charles Forman pees sitting down. Clip is above. More » -
illness
Martin Bashir—Like Many—Will Work Through The Cancer
Martin Bashir, the current Nightline broadcaster, just announced that he has a "potentially life-threatening" brain tumor. Bashir, who made his name with big, probing, salacious TV interviews of Princess Diana and Michael Jackson, said that he plans to "get on with his life" and continue working. In that, he is hardly unique; among many cancer victims, the urge to continue with one's career is a powerful one. And that goes double for those in entertainment and the media, where many personalities are so intimately tied to a very public line of work. More » -
no such thing as a free lunch
'NYT' Reporters Are Just As Cheap As Everyone Else
Midtown Lunch, a food blog devoted to finding Midtown cuisine, tips us that New York Times writers were lining up with Port Authority staffers for free food at Sophie's Cuban on 40th Street between seventh and eighth. They're starving! And they probably even had to walk there! I'm still banned from Whole Foods for taking too many samples. Nice to know that part of me will never change. [via Midtown Lunch] -
sausage-making
Why journalism sucks (campaign edition)
Writing in The Nation, Chris Hayes explains "why campaign coverage so often sucks": because reporters are terrified and confused and either keep entirely to themselves or else run in confused packs of other journalists to ensure that no one "misses" anything. Related: a poor Obama volunteer doesn't recognize and attempts to canvas the journalistic dream team of Ben Smith, Ana Marie Cox, and Maureen Dowd outside one Des Moines "media hangout." [The Nation via Crooks and Liars, Politico] -
fourth estate sale
Journalists: They're Just Like Us! Except We Don't Give Money To Anyone
MSNBC rakes a little muck today and reveals that reporters have given campaign contributions to political candidates! Just like other American citizens! Even more shocking is the fact that most reporters tend to give to Democrats! Most shocking of all is the revelation that reporters have money to give away! Whether you see this practice as indicative of the media's bias towards the left or as an indication that those at the front lines of the political process have seen enough to know who needs help depends on what side of the ideological line you fall on. One thing's for sure: We kind of love the New Yorker's Hendrik Hertzberg.Hendrik Hertzberg, senior editor, $2,000 to John Kerry in three payments in 2004. Hertzberg often writes the Comment in the front of the magazine, and was a speechwriter for Jimmy Carter.
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journalists
Attention bloggers: George Bush wants you to squeal on your sources. [CNET]
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frauds
Dallas "Journalist" Lady Almost Fooled Them All
Today brings wild fake-person news from the land of big hair and Neiman-Marcus: A woman named Elizabeth Albanese became head of the Dallas Press Club (ooh, a press club! How quaint) and used it for her own nefarious ends, such as awarding herself several coveted (in those parts, apparently) "Katie Awards" for outstanding journalism over the course of several years. This, even though she worked for the Bond Buyer and wrote "dull and forgettable stories on municipal finance," according to the Dallas Observer, which has the great blow-by-blow account of how she handed out the Katie Awards at random and used the Press Club's credit card to pay for her personal vacations. Also, she'd been arrested a couple times before and told everyone she went to Harvard Law School, even though she hadn't graduated from high school. Which of course raises the question: What took the Dallas journalists so long to catch on? More » -
i hate it here
Dear Silicon Valley journalists: You have failed.
NICK DOUGLAS — After Valleywag canned me as editor in November, I talked to a half-dozen editors and writers from as many respected newspapers and magazines. Several discussed writing positions that I would have killed for the year before. Why did I turn them all down and go back to blogging? Well, first because the SF Chronicle won't let me come to the office in a necktie and boxers. But also because print journalism about the Internet is as pathetic as a two-legged leprous puppy, and half as healthy. More » -
journalists
Newspaper Veteran Fends Off Change, Profit
The once-murky implications of the Tribune deal are becoming visible, and Tribune employees are starting to make sense of the brave new world to come. Take the Orlando Sentinel's Mike Thomas. While the potential for layoffs under the Zell regime causes Mike some concern, there's a terrible specter looming on the horizon that frightens him even more. Guess what? It involves the Internet! More » -
journalists
The Journalist Who Was A Murderer
Hidden amidst the details of the bizarre and tragic Village shootout story is the fact that the gunman, David Garvin, was a failed screenwriter and journalist—he even had a journalism degree! Anyway, it seems that he so freaked out his former co-workers in the Wall Street Journal production department that they beefed up security after he got fired in 2005. Not that they did anything else about it! Like have him committed. Crazy fucking journalists. More » -
media
Media Bubble: Thin On The Ground
- Say hello to the new Wall Street Journal. For free! [WSJ] More »
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mickey kaus
JoeJournalist Had Better Be James Fallows, Because We're Getting Pretty Goddamned Tired Of This Story
So, JoeJournalist: We figured this scintillating story had run its course but, unfortunately, no. In a segment on the consistently incendiary BloggingHeads.tv, suspected self-aggrandizer Mickey Kaus claims that he knows who the solipsist is, and that it isn't Andrew Sullivan (or Kaus). Mickey won't give up the name, but he does volunteer that the journalist in question is "an important figure in the New America Foundation." More » -
michael kinsley
JoeJournalist.com: World's Most Boring Guessing Game Continues
Okay, so that Kinsley piece: We'll start you off with the "blind item" in question:The first person I knew who had a Web site of his own was a fellow Washington journalist. This was when many journalists were still just getting into e-mail, but the URL for this Web site quickly circulated around town and around the world. Why? Well, we were all impressed by the technological savvy. But we were absolutely astounded by the solipsism. What on earth had gotten into Joe (not his real name)? This was a modest, soft-spoken, and self-effacing fellow, yet his Web site portrayed him as an egotistical monster. Or so it seemed at the time. All of the elements that struck us as obnoxious maybe eight years ago no longer seem that way. In fact, they are now virtually required for any writer's Web site. The Web address, of course, was his name: JoeJournalist.com. It's hard to recapture why that even seemed pretentious. But it did. Then there was his deadpan list of books he'd written and awards he'd won. And quotes from other journalists about how wonderful he is.
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flacks
Tip for flacks: Make the journalist want it
As much as journalists hate hearing "This could be a big story for you!" from people begging for news coverage, it's still nicer than getting the same mass message as potential business partners, which only reminds journalists how low they are on the Valley hierarchy. A writer sends in this example: More » -
media
Media Bubble: Mark Foley Did Not Pop Tim Arango's Butt-cherry
• In yet another installment of a series of just unbelievable coincidences, Anna Politkovskaya, a Russian journalist critical of President Vladimir Putin, was gunned down this weekend. Politkovskaya becomes the thirteenth reporter to so perish during Putin's tenure. But we're sure it was an accidental, brutal execution-style contract killing. [Guardian] More » -
media
Media Bubble: The Way You Say Good-Night
• Warner Music has signed a licensing agreement with YouTube; Sumner Redstone immediately rehires Tom Freston to fire him again. [NYT] More » -
media
Media Bubble: Lies, Damn Lies, and Blowjob Lies
• Hewlett-Packard hired private investigators to obtain journalists' phone records. Because there's nothing more interesting than a list of sex-talk lines called on the company dime. [NYT] More » -
media
Media Bubble: OMG, How Freaking Adorable Is That Kitty?
• Ross Gelbspan thinks journalists have been "duped" by the fossil-fuel industry's P.R. people; we prefer to think that they're just lazy. [Grist] More » -
journalists
Print Journalists in Movies Exhibit Integrity, Excellent Racks
The Washington Post directs your attention to the startlingly comprehensive Image of the Journalist in Popular Culture project at USC Annenberg. Cataloging over 46,000 references to fictional journalists in books, print, films, and TV, the IJPC concludes that print journalists appearing in movies are generally depicted as beacons of integrity, while TV journalists come across as sleazebags. Project director Joe Saltzman theorizes this is because print journalists are mostly abstract figures that readers only encounter on the page, while TV folk appear in living color, flaws and all. Hence Scarlett Johannson in Woody Allen's new movie Scoop, adopting the glasses-make-me-look-smart school of journalist acting. It's a two-part denial process, though — we only believe a nubile young starlet as a hard-working reporter because there are few enough popularly envisioned print journalists to counteract the fantasy with pale, doughy, stubbly reality. Then again, there's no reason one can't envision Scarlett rolling around on a Lebanese beach with CNN mancake Karl Penhaul. Even NYC-local newsgal Jodie Applegate would have to call that cool. More » -
jim buckmaster
Craigslist's CEO has mind control powers
The Wall Street Journal ran a profile this weekend of everyone's favorite classifieds site, Craigslist, focusing on CEO Jim Buckmaster (pictured). More » -
john c dvorak
Dvorak shoots for another bait-and-switch
PC Magazine columnist John C. Dvorak follows up the "How I bait Mac users" video (which whipped bloggers into a frenzy) with an "I'm sorry, I'm flabbergasted" column. Now Dvorak says that his baiting trick only worked three times in his career — and that he's amazed how many people blew up at this video. More » -
john c dvorak
Morning video: John Dvorak trolls Mac fans for fun and profit
PC Magazine columnist and veteran tech pundit John C Dvorak explains his Mac-fan baiting method in this video by Dave Winer. The best part isn't Dvorak admitting that he writes like a weasel (duh), nor that he's saying all this in the San Fran Apple store. It's cameraman Dave Winer asking "what the point" is. More » -
journalists
This is how we write things now.
There's a rumor going 'round that lots of reporters are reading blogs. So apropos of nothing (and because it's the middle of the afternoon and I'm drinking at the House of Shields), the Valley journo circuit needs new rules from now on. More » -
nerdhunt
Where my geeks at?
So Philip Kaplan's no longer running AdBrite — I think we established that. Where are all the other geeks moving? More » -
pud
Remainders: Fucked CEO
- In a fit of business brilliance, Microsoft launched a paid PC care service, thus profiting from the shittiness of its own products. [Australian IT]
- Who's the "limited audience" for Google's new spreadsheet program? I hope it's John Hodgman. [Associated Press]
- New York Post gossip Lloyd Grove stalks Oracle CEO Larry Ellison by boat. His yacht, the Rising Sun, was last seen in Nice. [NY Daily News]
- Mr. Fucked Company is...fucked. Former dot-com schadenfreuder Philip Kaplan says his exit as Adbrite CEO was a mutual agreement. [CNET]
- Today in "A Million Tiny Google Screw-ups": journalist Jon Udell gets the runaround from the anal-retentive Google PR team. [InfoWorld]
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valleyspeak
Valleyspeak: Spinergy, Funlawful, Journoballistic, SloshCon
Time for your Valleyspeak lesson. More » -
john c. dvorak
Geek Gone Feral: John C. Dvorak
I originally read the title of this romance novel mockup, featuring landmark tech journalist John C. Dvorak, as "Spanky Geeks." Just sayin'. More » -
tara hunt
Chris Messina taking your spotlight, Tara Hunt? Join the club.
Web 2.0 (TM) marketer Tara Hunt is less than pleased with how "the media" (read: the SF Chronicle's embedded reporter Dan Fost) covered her event this weekend: More » -
dave winer
Dave Winer's instructions to the world: Read everything
Dave Winer, king of the (totally mainstream and not inbred) world of Internet news feeds, is known for his font of wisdom, the personal blog Scripting News. But sometimes, in doling out his advice, the inventor of RSS Flavor #3 forgets that not everyone spends the whole day resting on their laurels: More » -
andrew orlowski
Geek out: We'll miss you, Orlowski
Hacks and flacks wished Andrew Orlowski (pictured, the one with his hair on top) farewell last night with a calm happy hour at the Edinburgh Castle Pub. His exit dilutes the pool of Valley journalism, as the Register reporter was a long-time snarker and Google hound (one confident enough to snub Google Press Day). Now, after five years in the Valley, he's headed back to England. More » -
to-do
To-Do: Meet Markoff, the LJ guy, your maker
Great weekend ahead, and I'm not just saying that 'cause Valleywag takes a half-day tomorrow. Here — meet someone important by Memorial Day and pump 'em for info. More »































