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'Shit,' 'Fuck' to Enliven Supreme Court Oral Arguments
New York, 5:12 PM
Sun Nov 29
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I'd settle for boner.
10/30/08
I thought the house was going to fall down. But that was before our town got cable.
10/30/08
And now, my case is going to the Supreme Court! In your FACE Miss Judy!
10/30/08
A real gangta-ass nigga knows the play
Real gangsta-ass niggas get the flyest of the bitches
Ask that gangsta-ass nigga little jake
Now bitches look at gangsta-ass niggas like a stop sign
And play the role of little miss sweet
But catch the bitch all alone get the digit take her out
And then dump-hittin the ass with the meat
Cuz gangsta-ass niggas be the gang playas
10/30/08
This was originally used for the word FUCK because, in French, the word "seal" is phoque (pronounced FUCK) so some cutesy asshole came up with "pardon my french" after saying FUCK.
But then other ignorant assholes think it means to swear, any swear. NO. It does not. And if they say shit or bitch or bastard or asshole, they will say, "Pardon my French." Well, here's news for you fucktard, YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING IN FRENCH! (unless you frenched up bitch by saying bi-otch...then I might let it slide). But honestly FUCK is the only English swear word that parades as a French regular word.
I would like a referendum on stupid, cutesy sayings and their ability to morph into some whole other shit they're not meant for in the first place because assoles of the world don't know the origination or meaning of any fucking thing.
Take that case please Justice Roberts and gooney crew. Thank you.
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*rubs hands with glee*
10/30/08
Fuck me with a fish fork. I can be puerile.
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Thanking you, Bookish. Sometimes I feel so ashamed.
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Horrified. He was HORRIFIED.
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+ Watch video
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10/31/08
How's about "Fuc-crying out loud"? And "Shiiiivers"?
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Elmo says, "Eat my shit, you fucking cuntbag goatfelchers!"
10/31/08
Heh, heh. You said felcher. Heh, heh.
There was a comedy show on the ol' school radio here in Australia. The hero was called 'Felcher Christian', after Fletcher Christian of Mutiny on the Bounty. Heh, heh.