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    Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    Dammit, KStew and RPattz, you're not supposed to give birth to the half demon spawn until the 4th book. Your mormon overlord will NOT be pleased.
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    Image of power_stroke power_stroke
    07/07/09

    I've been trying to tune out this whole Twilight thing, but your comment caught my eye - is there a religious undertone to the series or something?
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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    07/07/09

    @power_stroke:
    The woman who wrote the series is a Mormon and there's a general abstinence theme throughout the whole series (they don't sleep together until they're married and RPattz's character will not engage in anything more than kissing before then because he's afraid he will "lose control")
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    07/08/09

    @quatrevingtquatre: That's pretty bang on.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    I'm kinda surprised that more washed up TV stars who end up being nothing more than a punch line on Family Guy don't end up with DUIs.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    07/07/09

    @DahlELama: HEY! She was also a punchline on Pinky and the Brain.


    I'm just saying, it's not like she's been up to nothing.

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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    Yes, it's rude and classless and lacking in a bit of self-awareness for Kelly Osbourne to say that...but you'll notice I didn't say she was wrong...
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/07/09

    @Macloserboy: Yep, even Kelly is right sometimes.
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    Image of remedymalahide remedymalahide
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    feck off, English food is awesome! or at least, no worse than American food. Anyway, doesn't she only eat MacDonalds?
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    07/07/09

    @remedymalahide: Agreed. I, for one, have a deep weakness for Cornish pasties and chip butties.


    Wow, I have just realized that every British food name could be a euphemism.

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    Image of quatrevingtquatre quatrevingtquatre
    07/07/09

    @remedymalahide:
    American food is infinitely better than British food (aside from a good curry) if only because our cuisine is made up of dishes we stole from other countries and made our own.
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    Image of happymisanthrope happymisanthrope
    07/07/09

    @quatrevingtquatre: but we don't have the abundance of noodle shops here!
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    I thought Chrissy was the nutty one.
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    Image of lms11 lms11
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    The whole Robert Pattinson/Kristen Stewart frenzy is getting ridiculous. Every gossip rag I pick up (hey, I've been traveling a lot, so shoot me) there's some freak out about how he is tempted and she is threatened or something. Are they even actually together? I feel like the tabloids are predicting their breakup when they haven't actually hooked up yet.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    07/07/09

    @lms11: Is it my imagination, or are the tabs basically just imposing the plot of Twilight onto the two of them? Doesn't Kristen Stewart's character get pregnant in one of the later books?
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    Oh, I was just in England for a couple of weeks, and hot damn has their food culture advanced in the last 10 years. Gastro pubs? Oh. So. Good. Oh so very bad for you.


    I feel ya', Ms. Spears. However, I can just slink back to my gym in obscurity, working out with my private shame. This is one of the many reasons being a pop tart forced to wear outfits of a skimpy nature is so astoundingly unappealing. (Although, note? I think she looks pretty damn fit.)


    And: Oh, thank you, Jeebus. I hate those goddamn manbangs. Even 14 year olds look too old for them.

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    Image of Sweetie Sweetie
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    I find it entirely unsurprising that Brittany would enjoy a national cuisine that seems to revolve around oddly flavored potato chips & pouring gravy over everything.
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    Image of The Curse of Millhaven The Curse of Millhaven
    07/07/09

    @Sweetie: The girl just stuffs herself with spotted dick, then bubbles and squeaks all night long.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/07/09

    @Sweetie: Don't forget that they deep fry everything, including Mars bars.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    07/07/09

    @The Curse of Millhaven: You left out bang 'er and mash.
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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    Okay. Kelly Osbourne looks like the entire Wisconsin butter industry. Nyah.
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    Image of onebadclam onebadclam
    07/07/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: That doesn't make her wrong, however.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    But will the infant sparkle?
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    Image of kimsama kimsama
    07/07/09

    @Private Hangnail: Luckily, we already know what it looks like in utero.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    Yes, I always head to the Aussie tabloids when I want to real insider dirt! Bunch of drunken convicts.

    Guess they don't know she doesn't like boys 'in that way'.
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    Image of DaveCrabtree DaveCrabtree
    07/07/09

    @secretagentman: But don't they knew that HE likes boys "in that way."
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    Image of DaveCrabtree DaveCrabtree
    07/07/09

    @DaveCrabtree: Ooh, is that a star next to my name? I'm kvelling.
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    Image of transbastard transbastard
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    Michael Bay is AWESOME in everything he does. Also, that does sound like the appropriate way to cast the female lead in a Bay-movie. Also, it was topical.


    If the first one is true, it would be the most hilarious thing ever. Could it kill the franchise?

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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    07/08/09

    @transbastard:


    Could it kill the franchise?


    Nope, it's be creepily on track.

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    Image of limber limber
    07/08/09

    @transbastard: Truly, it sounds like one of the more skills-appropriate-to-the-role based auditions I've heard of.
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    Image of Solomon Grundy Solomon Grundy
    07/07/09

    In reply to Robert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
    They look more like each other than me and anybody I've ever dated, and I'm gay. There are just so many reasons why their child would almost definitely be retarded.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    07/07/09

    @Solomon Grundy: Yes - I know they really look like siblings.
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