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forwardmotion
12/19/09

In reply to Jude Law —
"Where I come from?" Notting Hill? St. John's Wood? Way to keep it real, Jude.
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TheMac
12/18/09

In reply to Jude Law —
I'm...actually okay with this.

Also, why on Earth would any celebrity with a decent broker live near an NYU dorm?
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unclevanya
12/18/09

In reply to Rollin' with the Holmesies
Rob, Richie and Lawra Petrie Dish
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Niko Bellic
12/18/09

In reply to Jude Law —
Where I come from, we throw grenades at people's homes in ethnic cleansing campaigns.
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shostakobitch
12/18/09

In reply to Jude Law —
hey jude
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savingRichardParker
12/18/09

In reply to Jude Law —
Oh come on. These are probably the same girls who emit piercing shrieks at any mention of that wolfpack guy in Twilight. My guess is, even if you're famous and should be used to it, when you're faced with people like that, who get their thrills from skulking around their windows watching your every move, you are eventually going to need to throw things. At their shrieky little heads.
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bluebears
12/18/09

@savingRichardParker: Yeah if that sort of thing bothers you, maybe don't move into a place across from a college dorm?
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savingRichardParker
12/18/09

@bluebears: So, if you see some creepy guy grope your girlfriend's ass on the subway, do you tell her, "Hey if that sort of thing bothers you, maybe you don't take the subway?"
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A Message To Rudy
12/18/09

@savingRichardParker: Really? So physically assaulting someone is the same as me looking out of MY window at MY view which might include this mope?
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bluebears
12/18/09

@savingRichardParker: Yeah a sexual assault is totally comparable. Good one.
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savingRichardParker
12/18/09

@bluebears: I've had a sketchy neighbor who stared a bit too much, and yes it's on purpose, and yes it feels violating. So I mostly, pretty much, stand by the comparison. Plus, I have no idea what it's like to be someone who deals with that ALL the time everywhere. Yes, he chooses that lifestyle, and yes it's natural for them to be star struck, but seriously, that would be so very annoying and um, also...it was oranges.
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Kobayashi Maru
12/18/09

@savingRichardParker: I just realized that reading your shitty defense of Jude Law's douchebaggery is also exactly like being sexually assaulted on the subway. I totally get the comparison now!
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savingRichardParker
12/18/09

@Kobayashi Maru: And I just realized that those of you who are getting so worked up over me not being outraged over Jude Law's orange throwing are exactly the kind of people who would fill a day gawking at him in his yoga gear.
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A Message To Rudy
12/18/09

@savingRichardParker: I've had a sketchy neighbor who stared a bit too much,

At what? You outside in your backyard while he's standing in his? If that's the case, tough, but he can do that if he wants. Staring isn't against the law, groping someone on a train is. One is annoying, the other is illegal. See the difference?

Now if said neighbor is hiking himself up to your windowsill and peeking through the slightly parted curtains, you may have a case for orange-hurling or more.
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savingRichardParker
12/18/09

@A Message To Rudy: Exactly my point. That guy was super creepy, and if I'd had any oranges around I would have thrown them at him. I guess I'm an outlaw? My point is, I was in my own yard, and had to deal with it, and it happened a lot, and it bummed me out as much as having my ass groped on the subway would bum me out, I promise you. Ok, I'm spending too much time on this analogy. I'm not even a Jude Law advocate. Just a 'why do people gotta be all creepy and peepy' advocate.
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A Message To Rudy
12/18/09

@savingRichardParker: Just a 'why do people gotta be all creepy and peepy' advocate

Ok, my last bit too. I agree that staring can be creepy. But read this post again. These people weren't being "peepy". The were looking out of THEIR windows and happen to see a guy who chose his balcony to do his yoga shit. They weren't peeping through blinds or running up to the roof to get a better view. They were simply looking out of their window, which is what windows are for.
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Kobayashi Maru
12/18/09

@savingRichardParker: I think people are more worked up over your lame and absurd conflation of "excited freshman girls simply looking out their own windows in their own dorms" and sexual assault. I could give a rat's ass about actors who want the public to avert their eyes while they stretch their supple calves.
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savingRichardParker
12/18/09

@A Message To Rudy: Oh ok, I misread the article:

Star-struck students say they race to their dorm windows whenever the actor sets foot on his Washington Square balcony, as seen above in photos taken by one of the kids.

"There is pretty much chaos on every floor when he comes out," said Priya Vij, 18, who has a direct view of Law's balcony from her Hayden Hall window.

"People start screaming, 'Hey, Jude' -- and it's clear he can hear us."

...All I'm saying is those girls are lame and annoying.
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bluebears
12/18/09

@savingRichardParker: oh burn. Told me.
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bluebears
12/18/09

@Kobayashi Maru: Equivalency is fun isn't it. I will bet that savingRichardParker has never been sexually assaulted in any way. Perhaps if he had been he would see that it's a mite different than being stared at while on your balcony in plain view doing yoga.
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savingRichardParker
12/18/09

@bluebears: Actually I'm female, and yes I've had my tits brushed (not by accident) on more than one occasion on the train. And I can only speak for myself, but being unsubtly stared at by a neighbor day after day, while I hung out in my own back yard was, in my (own) experience, the equivalent, or worse. Anyway, I admit defeat. Jude Law will be just fine without me staunchly defending his criminal orange throwing spree:)
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bluebears
12/18/09

@savingRichardParker: oh sorry. It's hard to tell on Gawker (I am female as well).
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A Message To Rudy
12/18/09

@savingRichardParker: "......All I'm saying is those girls are lame and annoying. "

That I will agree with. But still, it's their window for them to look out of. It might be easier for the Judester to do his yoga behind closed doors/windows/curtains than try to chuck oranges at several hundred girls amid cries of "Stop looking at me while I'm doing downward facing dog on the balcony out here in full view of you!!!"
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Kobayashi Maru
12/18/09

@savingRichardParker: Full disclosure- I went to NYU. I lived in Hayden Hall. If Jude Fucking Law was doing pelvic tilts outside my window, I would have grabbed a bucket of popcorn and watched with something approaching glee.

I guess I'm a rapist.
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savingRichardParker
12/18/09

@Kobayashi Maru: No, no. I guess I am too easily provokable, and made an over-reaching analogy. And totally craving oranges now. Blood oranges.
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misslinda
12/18/09

In reply to Jude Law —
Welcome to Manhattan outdoor space, idiot.
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TedSez
12/18/09

In reply to Rollin' with the Holmesies
The Bed-Headed League
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AzureTexan
12/18/09

In reply to Jude Law —
I've always found that mandarins and clementines are much easier to aim.
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
12/18/09

@AzureTexan: Crabapples!
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AzureTexan
12/18/09

@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: . . . and sour grapes!
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Smitros
12/18/09

In reply to Rollin' with the Holmesies
Three Cod Monte
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BettyCrocker
12/18/09

In reply to Rollin' with the Holmesies
Tragedy and Comedy are joined by Smug.
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AzureTexan
12/18/09

In reply to Rollin' with the Holmesies
The Three Stages of Lockjaw
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A Message To Rudy
12/18/09

@AzureTexan: The Three Stages of SHERlockjaw
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AzureTexan
12/18/09

@A Message To Rudy: Grrrr, how'd I miss that?!
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sarrible
12/18/09

In reply to Rollin' with the Holmesies
That RDJ is a good-looking bastard, isn't he?
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Miss Anita Manbadly
12/18/09

@sarrible: Allow me to introduce you to "I Want Love." Swoon.
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BookishLookish
12/18/09

@sarrible: I am deeply in love with RDJ.
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Miss Anita Manbadly
12/18/09

In reply to Rollin' with the Holmesies
I look at this picture and I hear Haddaway's "What Is Love."
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
12/18/09

In reply to Rollin' with the Holmesies
Cockwalk and two smoking actors.
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