HOLY SHIT BEE ATTACK IN NEW YORK CITY

The scene in the East Village this afternoon looked a lot like this one, from The Wicker Man. Traffic was at a virtual standstill as police worked to contain the massive beehive in a tree at Bowery and First. At least a dozen people filmed alongside me, plenty of more snapped pictures and even more passersby inquired…
Young Music Artist Gwyneth Paltrow About to Sign Her First Record Contract
A young upstart named Gwyneth Paltrow is now embarking on a great adventure, specifically conquering the music industry. Also today: Justin Bieber's tweets grow up so fast, there are naked pictures of Britney Spears that exist somewhere, and Kate Middleton picks a dress designer!
Lindsay Lohan Will Turn Herself in for Felony Grand Theft Today
To prepare for court, Lindsay Lohan gets her hair did. Jude Law and Sienna Miller break up. Kim Kardashian gains 10 lbs. on "street meat." Kevin Smith loses 65 lbs. on a diet of shame. Wednesday gossip sits in judgment.
Jude Law, Sienna Miller Break Up, Again
Actors Jude Law and Sienna Miller have broken up, again! The split, which occurred weeks ago, is "amicable," but the question remains: Who will Law cheat on, now?
Big Bad Womanizer Stalks Little Red Riding Hood
[Jude Law and Sienna Miller attend a charity carol event at St. Paul's Church in Knightsbridge. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
1920s Spanish Painter with Muse
[Jude Law escapes the paps with Sienna Miller outside Cipriani's restaurant in London. Photo via Splash News.]
Unbearable Perfume Commercial Not Guy Ritchie's Best Work
Guy Ritchie is okay when it comes to fast-paced gangster movies; but his new genre of "five-minute-long perfume commercials in which (SPOILER) Jude Law and the model lady just wanna stand almost-nekkid by the Eiffel Tower" leaves us strangely unaroused.
Going Overboard
[Sienna Miller shows Jude Law that Mr. Ripley isn't the only talented one while they luxuriate on a yacht off the coast of Ibiza today. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
Ugly Jerks Are Jerky and Ugly Together
[Jude Law and Sienna Miller being very affectionate while holidaying in Italy. Seriously, there are all these pictures of them kissing and laughing with their attractive friends and stuff. Ew. Sigh. Image: Splash]
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Gay Christmas: Tony Nominations!
Today Broadway's supposed best was bestowed with Tony nominations, making this the most important morning of the year for everyone, everywhere. Who made out like a bandit? Who flopped bigger than Carrie? Let's take a look!
Natalie Portman Steals a Man; Bill Gates Gets Wild
• Is it possible that Natalie Portman isn't as sweet as she looks? She reportedly started seeing her new boyfriend, New York City Ballet dancer Benjamin Millepied, while he was still dating—and living with—his girlfriend of three years. Portman and Millepied began dating in the fall, but the girlfriend reportedly…
The Tiger Woods Rumor Mill Keeps Churning
• Did you hear the story that made the rounds yesterday about how Tiger Woods' wife Elin whacked the golf champ in the face with a 9-iron after she discovered text messages from Rachel Uchitel, and the injuries he sustained in the aftermath (a fractured cheekbone, two cracked teeth) forced him to fly to Phoenix to…
Happy Birthday
Yesterday was Sienna Miller's birthday, and now it's Jude Law's turn: The actor, playboy, and NYU foe turns 37 today. Actress Mary Tyler Moore is turning 73. Ted Danson is 62. Paramount chief Brad Grey is 52. Actress Patricia Clarkson is 50. Matrix director/writer Andy Wachowski is 42. Cable news staple Ashleigh…
