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    'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'

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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Get thee behind me, thetan.
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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Penelope: I know, I know, like he used to make me read all these shitty pamphlets about getting "clear" and how Scientology could win me an Oscar--Holy Crap, and this from a guy who likes to cruise Sunset in a limo for boys to blow!

    Nicole: Absolutely, same deal for me except I told him about a year after we were married that if he used the word "suppressive" around me one more time, I'd release that video Mimi made of the pool party in Cabo where he lined-up the entire waitstaff--at least, the lightest and prettiest boys--and sucked them all dry. Nasty little dwarf. . .
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Based on the semisolid looks of Ms. Urban, I'd say this picture was taken at Madame Tussauds.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Wait, didn't two out of five of these people date or marry Tom Cruise?! Dame Judes watch your back. Scientology is like lady-chloroform.
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    (From left to right)
    Katrina Crazypants the Talking Tablecloth, Violet Beauregard, Mrs. Oscar The Grouch and future reincarnation of Dr. Who observe Alice Liddell undergo a size change.
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    Image of econdave econdave
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    I'm completely confused. Is his shirt sheer, or just flesh-colored? And more importantly, why?
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Nine to 5'5"
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Nick Kid...whole 'lotta bad. Kate Hud...whole 'lotta worse.

    And Day Lewis is just the clueless over-hiked pants King in that royal visage of suck.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    John Currin Models Can't Quite Remember How To Recreate Painting Poses
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Even as a straight man, the fashion displayed in this picture offends me.

    With the exception of Penelope. Hubba!
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    Edited by resipsaloquacious at 12/03/09 5:15 PM resipsaloquacious was starred resipsaloquacious was unstarred
    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/03/09

    @resipsaloquacious: her head seems too tiny in relation, however. Something's off.
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    Image of resipsaloquacious resipsaloquacious
    12/03/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten:

    Yea... not noticing the head size.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/03/09

    @resipsaloquacious: hey, eyes up here...
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    12/03/09

    @resipsaloquacious: Despite the boobage...I'm not feeling the "used to be teal before the rainstorm", colored sheep shag-organza ensemble.
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    Image of teebol teebol
    12/03/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: actually, she does have a tiny head...there were some Mannequins of her and her sis at Mango stores last year and I was so surprised at the small head. She's adorable though.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/03/09

    @teebol: are the boobs a new addition? Mannequins would have tipped over.
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    12/03/09

    @resipsaloquacious: nicole looks quite spiffy and regal.
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    Image of Btwbfdimho Btwbfdimho
    12/03/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: Wait until her bra breaks and you will see her more unstable than a Ford Explorer.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/03/09

    @Btwbfdimho: I guess it's too late for the airbags joke.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    12/03/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: I think the boobs are new because she's pregnant? Keep hearing that anyway.
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    Image of SpellingNazi SpellingNazi
    12/03/09

    @resipsaloquacious: I'd Cruz those lovely Penelopes indeed. *high five*
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/03/09

    @SpellingNazi: I'm afraid you can't-her-lopes.
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Kate Hudson Still Stalking Oscar Winners, Doesn't Notice Bedsheet Tucked in Dress.
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    12/03/09

    @secretagentman: or that she grabbed fred gwynne's sportcoat on the way out.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    Dame Judi wins.
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    12/03/09

    @PaisleyPajamas: Oh hell, yes: [justjared.buzznet.com]
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    I didn't notice, is there anyone else in this picture besides Penelope Cruz's breasts? I have tried to look at the rest of the picture, but it's as if she's stuffed a pupil-attracting magnet in her cleavage.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/03/09

    @Z und Vielpunkt's chick: No. There's not. I've checked over and over and over again.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    "Gang, Say Hello To My Little Friend."
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/03/09

    In reply to 'Hi, Tom. Thanks for Coming.'
    "Premier of Ed Grimley's Angels Starring Daniel Day-Lewis."
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    Image of TroisFilles TroisFilles
    12/03/09

    @Banjo-Sea Kitten: I must say!
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    12/03/09

    @TroisFilles: Nice!

    What up with those hoisted pants?
     Reply
    Edited by Banjo-Sea Kitten at 12/03/09 5:15 PM Banjo-Sea Kitten was starred Banjo-Sea Kitten was unstarred
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