gah, that fucking Orange Crush t-shirt -- he actually wears that everywhere he goes? Oh, I get it, it's part of the schtick -- ironic vintage retro t-shirt is supposed to make him so hipster!
This reminds me of porn star Kylie Ireland who claimed to have had a one night stand with Michael Jordan. She did a porno based on their night together. What would you call a porno about a one night stand with Michael Jordan? Only the greatest porn title ever - 'Face Jam!'
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Monster Jam couldn't hear it either, because those trucks are so big and loud.
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