'The World Is About to End' Warns the Prime Minister of Australia

Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard took to YouTube last night to make a startling announcement: The made-up Mayan prophecies were right all along, and the world will be ending on December 21st as predicted.
Australian Dictionary Redefines Misogyny After Julia Gillard Speech
Australian prime minister Julia Gillard has accomplished something previously reserved for Homer Simpson and horny preteens: she has revised the dictionary. Well, the Australian dictionary, which is sort of a real dictionary, except it is written by the descendants of criminals.
Australian P.M. Julia Gillard Unleashes Awesome, Blistering Speech Over Opposition's Sexism
After Peter Slipper, a key ally to Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard, resigned over crude, sexist text messages sent to a staffer, Australian opposition leader Tony Abbott was quick to tie Slipper's sexism to Gillard: "Every day the Prime Minister stands in this Parliament to defend this Speaker," Abbott said,…
Australian Minister Agrees with What the Prime Minister Said Despite Having No Idea What the Prime Minister Said
The Honourable Bill Shorten, Australia's Minister for Employment and Workplace Relations, doesn't need to know what Prime Minister Julia Gillard said in order to agree with her wholeheartedly.
Stepdaughter of Australian Prime Minister Poses for Sexy Magazine Shoot
Meet Staci Child, the stepdaughter of Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard. She just starred in a sexy photo shoot for "lad mag" Zoo wearing an Australian flag bikini, and waving the Australian flag. Want to see some photos?
Australia Forms Government, Independents Pledge Support to Gillard
Australia has a government! Two independent MPs pledged support to Prime Minister Julia Gillard, ending two weeks of deadlock.
Julia Gillard Becomes Australia's First Female Prime Minister
Australia has a new prime minister. A woman prime minister! Her name is Julia Gillard.
