No matter how prettily she smiles, or how many animals she saves with her plastic shoes, Natalie Portman will remain the worst actress of her generation. I wake screaming from nightmares of her in THE SEAGULL.
It's been a problem ever since Beautiful Girls. Truly the most underrated Natalie Portman role, ever. Oscar: blind for not seeing this. Blind. Also (see the 2:55 mark), mashing snow should give everyone tremendous feelings of self-satisfaction.
The beaver thing is about a puppet. A beaver puppet. I don't know if this puppet is a Holocaust denier or an alcoholic but it is a beaver which is also the mascot at City College. It's really fun to yell "Go Beavers!"
Wow - I think that crayon up my nose is working magic.
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I admit to being madly in love with Natalie Portman *and* her acting chops.
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Pirates = Vikings in 2k10?
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Wow - I think that crayon up my nose is working magic.
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A Beaver puppet? A merkin? Mel Gibson is playing a merkin? Whose?
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(I don't know if this is actually a parody; the first time I saw it it was billed as real.)
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Still, better my Mjolnir than your silver hammer.
Besides, it's all about girth, these days, Pope.