Man Falls into Garbage Truck, Survives Inside a Trash Coffin
A man who accidentally fell into the back of a dump truck reportedly survived the garbage ordeal by building himself a trash coffin.
ATTN Adults: Your Peer Miley Cyrus Glued Pot to a Dildo No Kids Allowed
Miley Cyrus has finally answered the question "What does it look like when Miley Cyrus does something?" The answer: Stuff with stuff on it.
Heads Up: There's a Satellite Falling to Earth Next Week
Take a good long look at the satellite in the picture above. So that you can recognize it when it comes crashing down to earth next week!
Rick Perry: Protector of All Genitalia
Noted secessionist and Governor of Texas Rick Perry still has your junk on his mind. Previously, the Texas Senate tried and failed to outlaw the TSA's enhanced pat downs in airports across the state after the Justice Department basically told them to fuck off. But Perry won't let go, and he has added legislation to a…
The National Arts Club Is a Mess
The National Arts Club, located in a mansion on Manhattan's tony Gramercy Park South, is known for its historic building, famous members, and lavish parties. Too bad part of it is in shambles and stuffed with junk.
Hoarder Found Dead In Home After Four Month Search
A Las Vegas woman who went missing in April, Billie Jean James, was found dead in her home this week by her husband, who spotted her feet sticking out from a pile of junk. Welcome to Extreme Hoarders: Death Trap.
Ha, Look at The Crappy Junk in the 'Wall Street Journal Store'
Because no one will pay money for a "newspaper" any more, newspaper companies are selling other crap, out of desperation. They all sell wine, for example. Now there is a new "Wall Street Journal Store." Let's peruse its fine offerings.
Ellen DeGeneres Eliminates The Bulge-Assessment Guesswork For 'The Bachelorette'
On last night's installment of The Bachelorette—ABC's envelope-pushing social experiment in which a houseful of horny male actors split their evenings between discovering each other's bodies and convincing a deeply deluded young woman that they are actually there to woo her—the remaining suitors were treated to a…
Book: Sacha Baron Cohen Rendered Involuntarily Aroused By Ken Davitian's Fetid Taint
Sometimes—particularly when we find ourselves creating topic tags like "Sacha Baron Cohen's Junk"—we are prone to having minor lightbulb moments, such as the one just moments ago in which it suddenly occurred to us that the Sweeney Todd star might be inordinately preoccupied with his own manhood. It having already…
Secrets Of Sacha Baron Cohen's 'Sweeney Todd' Package Revealed!
Of the many surprises in Sweeney Todd, Tim Burton's musical ode to early-Victorian cannibalism, the appearance of Sacha Baron Cohen as barber rival Adolfo Pirelli is one of the most pleasant: The British comedian ably tackles the part's considerable vocal challenges, and cuts a fine figure in a form-fitting,…
