World Continues to Gang Up Against People with Nannies
Boys with nannies obsess over 'the other woman,' become womanizers, says crackpot shrink.
Who Wants to Buy a Science-Denying Theme Park About Dinosaurs?
The government is seizing Dinosaur Adventure Land, a creationist theme park in Florida., to satisfy the debts of the tax-dodging hucksters who founded it. Buy it and finally live the dream of owning an "amazement park" that lies about dinosaurs!
Happy Happiest Day of the Year Day!
Hey everyone it's the happiest goddamn day of the year! You probably read as much in your local paper? According to a scientist—a scientist!—June 20 is the happiest day of 2008. He uses a mathematical formula to prove it! With science! Look, here is the equation: O + (N x S) + Cpm/T + He. The scientician who developed…
Sharon Stone's Bold 'Karma Tectonics' Theory Infuriates Chinese Quake Victims
When Sharon Stone wasn't joking about Sean Combs's crack budget last week at the Cannes Film Festival's high-powered amFar benefit, she took a few minutes on the red carpet to play amateur seismologist for the international press. That went about as well as you'd expect when, only seconds into discussing the…
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