Justin Bieber's team couldn't prevent video of him telling a racist joke in 2011 from leaking today, but they did release the second-best thing: an apology.

In the video above, a young-looking Justin Bieber can be seen telling a shitty joke to some friends. "Why are black people afraid of chainsaws?" he asks, self-satisfied grin on his face. After an off-camera voice urges, "don't even say it," Biebs gets to the "n-word"-laden punchline.

FLORENCE, ITALY — In the four hundred years since Forte de Belvedere was constructed, just outside the city walls of Florence, it has never been attacked. Tonight it was placed under siege by Beliebers.

Like many, Ellen Page has recurring dreams she can't quite understand. Hers include stage fright-inducing pubic hair and hanging out with fellow Canadian Justin Bieber.

Yet another police force is investigating teen nightmare Justin Bieber, this time in connection with an attempted robbery.

Toby Sheldon, 33, spent $100,000 on plastic surgery so he could look somewhat like Justin Bieber. Apparently he didn't have anything left over for this music video.

Justin Bieber's a piece of shit, that's Seth Rogen's story and he's sticking to it. Earlier on the Today show, he told Matt Lauer, "None of these people in this room like Justin Bieber. I can guarantee you that...I don't know anybody who likes Justin Bieber."

Seth Rogen, like many human beings with the ability to see and hear, is not a big fan of Justin Bieber. Yesterday on the Howard Stern Show, he explained why.

Following reports from the Globe and Mail and Gawker about a new Rob Ford crack tape, the Toronto Star published a story detailing the Toronto mayor's latest descent into heavy boozing and alleged drug use. The report focuses on the night of March 15 during which Ford allegedly rode a party bus, vomited in a club…

After a minor crime spree in the States, eternal teen Justin Drew Bieber is trying to stay out of trouble these days. Yesterday, he visited a shrine in Tokyo, a safe place where nothing could go wrong. Except inflaming decades-old tensions between China and Japan.

Months after Justin Bieber faux-outraged Americans with an adorable little crime spree, the White House has finally responded to a petition to deport the singer back to his native Canada with a polite, "Yeah, no."

Pop star and forever-teen Justin Bieber, 20/M/Canada, continues to fight charges of driving under the influence with an expired license, and videos of the Biebs taking a urine test have been entered into evidence. Yes, Justin Bieber's penis is now a matter of public record.

According to TMZ, Justin Bieber is looking to buy a massive mansion in Atlanta's tony Buckhead neighborhood because he wants to be close to the city's rap scene lick stripper nipples. The rich people of Buckhead are less than enthused about his move.

Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse for Justin Bieber: Madam Tussaud's has removed the 19-year-old's wax statue at its New York location. Why? Because his fans have fondled it too many times.

Richard Cohen is a doddering old man who sits in the Washington Post newsroom atop an overturned paint can, shouting about how the women and the blacks have gotten out of hand. Not to mention that young fella, the Justin, the Bieber. Listen here, son.

More important Justin Bieber crime news: Last night, the Miami Police Department released Justin Bieber's booking video from his DUI/drag racing arrest in January. Watch as police search the 19-year-old and make him take off his shoes. Between this and potential felony vandalism charges, it's been a rough 24 hours for…

Remember the Justin Bieber egg throwing scandal? You know, the crime he allegedly committed before he was arrested for DUI in Miami, charged with assault in Toronto, and detained for weed in New Jersey? Well, now the L.A. County Sheriff's Department is suggesting that prosecutors charge Bieber with a felony for the…