Justin Timberlake's Restaurant Has a Secret Menu (It's Mice)

Have you been to Justin Timberlake’s New York restaurant, Southern Hospitality—a “hotspot” “fine dining” establishment in that it 1) has wifi, 2) serves food and 3) is fine, I guess, if we’re being charitable? Did you happen to notice if the place was overrun with mice? Because New York City’s Department of Health did.
Justin Timberlake Announces He's Pregnant
Saturday night, Justin Timberlake announced via Instagram that he and an unnamed, seemingly Caucasian torso (maybe his wife's?) are expecting a child.
Justin Timberlake Is Pregnant
It's hard to imagine a more annoying celebrity dad than Ashton Kutcher, but good news: God has blessed Justin Timberlake and his wife (who?) with a beautiful fetus. US Weekly reports that Timberlake is expecting his first child with Jessica Biel.
Justin Timberlake: "I Am America"
Justin Timberlake appeared on last night's season premiere of Oprah Presents Master Class. By asking celebrities to discuss their success and the reasons for it in what amounts to a 40+ minute monologue, the show is basically a setup for failure or at least rambling self-indulgence. The brags, be they of the humble…
The AMAs Was Mostly Just White People Being Weird About Race
Katy Perry opened Sunday's American Music Awards in geisha drag. Or maybe it was Madonna circa '99 drag. Either way, and as usual, her look and performance were tedious and bereft of personality. Perhaps Perry realized the best she could do was make Twitter users cluck their tongues, and inspire think pieces in which…
Songs from Justin Timberlake's New Album, in Order of Embarrassment
Whatever Justin Timberlake had, musically, he's lost—at least for now, if his excruciating The 20/20 Experience – 2 of 2 is an indication. Some critics who stretched to defend the uninspired first half of this unpleasant "experience" earlier this year can't even muster a pro argument for this collection of outtakes of…
Justin Timberlake Leads the Obamas In a Charming Otis Redding Sing-Along
Last night, President Obama and the First Lady hosted the 10th concert in the In Performance at the White House series. Justin Timberlake, professional charmer and sometimes-crooner, encouraged his hosts to join him for Otis Redding's "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay." Timberlake appealed to the whole ragtag bunch of…
Justin Timberlake's New Album Is as Mediocre as We Knew It Would Be
Justin Timberlake's third album, The 20/20 Experience, would be a disappointment were we not adequately prepared to be underwhelmed. This is the kind of album whose mellow, nothing-more-than-nice first single is puzzling until you hear the rest of the album and realize that it's the most commercial pop on a collection…
Justin Timberlake's New Album Is Now Streaming Online
The Bud Light Platinum spokesperson and five-time Saturday Night Live host is streaming his long-awaited new album, The 20/20 Experience, on iTunes for free a week before its scheduled release. What do you think? Do you care? Is it better than the mediocre lead-off single "Suit and Tie"? Should he just go back to his…
Justin Timberlake Returns Kanye West’s Glove Slap in the Weeniest Music Beef Ever
While performing the musical equivalent of twinkletoes, "Suit & Tie," on Saturday Night Live this weekend, Justin Timberlake altered one of its lines in an apparent jab at Kanye West. "My hit's so slick got rappers acting dramatic," sang Timberlake instead of the usual, "Shit so sick got a hit and picked up a habit."…
Justin Timberlake Continues To Sleepwalk Through His Comeback With Another Underwhelming Performance
Justin Timberlake performed "Mirrors" from his upcoming 20/20 Experience album at last night's BRIT Awards in London. When that track was released after the Grammy Awards, it seemed like an energizing, skittery return to FutureSex/LoveSounds Justin. In the live context, it was just as dull as his R. Kelly-lite Grammys…
Here's the David Fincher Directed Music Video for Justin Timberlake's 'Suit & Tie' (Feat. Jay-Z)
"Here it is... All pressed up in black and white": Justin Timberlake this morning unveiled the official music video for his comeback single, "Suit & Tie."
Justin Timberlake Is Now the Creative Director for Bud Light Platinum
After an ill-advised foray into acting and the release of a mediocre comeback single, there was only one direction left for Justin Timberlake to take: creative director for Anheuser Busch's high-alcohol new-ish product, Bud Light Platinum. As part of his new gig, Timberlake will be in charge of providing Bud Light…
Timberlake's Trash Is Timbaland's Treasure: Explaining "Suit & Tie"
Here are two contextual ways to view Justin Timberlake's subdued "Suit & Tie," the first single from his upcoming 20/20 Experience album (his first since 2007's FutureSex/LoveSounds):
'No More Teasing': Justin Timberlake Releases First New Song in Six Years, Studio Album Forthcoming
The countdown unveiled by Justin Timberlake on Friday lapsed last night, revealing that it was, as rumored, counting down to the release of the singer's first new single in six years: "Suit & Tie (feat. Jay-Z)."
Bowie and Timberlake: Who Came Out of Retirement Better?
Both David Bowie and Justin Timberlake, you may recall, announced (or coyly hinted at; it still might just be a Myspace party) the release of new music earlier this week, which is very exciting.
