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    Justine Bateman on the Lessons of 'Shithead'-gate

    Confused Justine Bateman Attacks 'Human Waste' on Tumblr

    Nature/Culture Blog Asks: 'How Will Michael Jackson Appear in Heaven?'

    Justine Bateman Escalates Ongoing War With Tumblr

    SAG Coup Leads Justine Bateman To Cry 'Woe to the Membership!'

    Justine Bateman Spends All Day Tumblring, Basically
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    09/24/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman on the Lessons of 'Shithead'-gate
    Justine Bateman says "whee" six times. Also, her company bankrolled ex-Defamer ninja assassin Molly McAleer's web show.
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    09/24/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman on the Lessons of 'Shithead'-gate
    FM who? What? This is like Dana Plato having a 'production company' in her current condition.

    Actually, I think Plato's estate is more effective than Bateman's 'company'.
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    09/24/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman on the Lessons of 'Shithead'-gate
    But objectively speaking, the guy who writes the VF twitter stream is more interesting than Justine Batemen and slightly less commercial it seems.
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    09/24/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman on the Lessons of 'Shithead'-gate
    Well done, Ryan. You're one of the good guys after all.
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    09/24/09

    @Soup: Ryan was always one of the good guys. Anyone could've told you that.
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    09/24/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman on the Lessons of 'Shithead'-gate
    Well done.
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    09/24/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman on the Lessons of 'Shithead'-gate
    Does that mean our angry sex is off?
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    09/24/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman on the Lessons of 'Shithead'-gate
    Justine Bateman lost me when she started dating Leif Garrett.
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    Image of RonMwangaguhunga RonMwangaguhunga
    09/24/09

    @hhpeterson13: Justine Bateman dated Leif Garrett who dated ... Nicolette Sheridan. Which proves my pet theory that everyone in Hollywood is separated by Sex Degrees ... of Nicolette Sheridan.
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    09/24/09

    @RonMwangaguhunga: Ron, I've been reading you for years! In fact I read this bit back in 04. Yep, Nicorette is a major ho.
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    09/24/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman on the Lessons of 'Shithead'-gate
    I have no problem with all the typos in Gawker, as I know you are pushing out items at a very fast pace. However, this is not a typo, it is ignorance about grammar and usage that has become quit common, and I hate to see it reinforced here. No, Bateman does not feels badly about what happened, she feels bad. When you feel badly, you can't tell the difference between velvet and sandpaper.
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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    09/24/09

    @bytememehard: Yeah, that error is quit common all right.
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    09/24/09

    @bytememehard: You know, normally I enjoy your posts, but I'm pretty sure you just won the "Post with Factoid Nobody Gives a Shit About" award.
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    09/24/09

    @heavenisforlosers: I'm fairly certain that there are at least a few Gawker readers who do give a shit about grammatical errors and editorial standards. (I am one such reader.)
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    09/25/09

    @metoometoo: Yes, giving a shit such things is quit common.

    As a professional writer/editor, I'm quit surprised by the knowledge displayed by so many commenters on these grammatical points. It's quit impressive.
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    09/25/09

    @bytememehard: However, a sentence isn't supposed to start with "however."
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    09/24/09

    In reply to Justine Bateman on the Lessons of 'Shithead'-gate
    This is the nicest all-around backpedal I have ever seen. Gawker, you do have a heart, if only for someone who guested on Arrested Development, you hipster bastards.

    I kid. I love.
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    09/24/09

    In reply to Confused Justine Bateman Attacks 'Human Waste' on Tumblr
    But... has anyone tried to figure out if the guys who designed this fabulous feature are, in fact, Human Waste? I remember those pix of Whatsisname, the Former Mr. Julia Allison.
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    09/24/09

    In reply to Confused Justine Bateman Attacks 'Human Waste' on Tumblr
    Sorry, but Bateman's got nothing on this Conserva-tard-arina:

    [angriestgeneration.wordpress.com]

    Seriously, when do we get to boo the Neo-Con Boomers off the stage? I mean, if you want real hot air, go to the source.
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    09/23/09

    In reply to Confused Justine Bateman Attacks 'Human Waste' on Tumblr
    Just when I thought I couldn't possibly hate Twitter any more than I already do:

    "Omg, Justine Bateman has a freaking life and doesn't keep up with Twitter's latest totally lame, utterly unnecessary features and self-congratulatory nano non-news."

    Get off your fat asses and do something useful people. Maybe stick your head in an oven and give us minute-by-minute tweets about what the gas smells like.

    !@#$%^!
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    09/23/09

    @kolacek: Interesting, a gawker commenter telling other people to "get off your fat asses and do something useful." A lack of self awareness or a decidedly incongruous interpretation of "something useful"?
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    09/23/09

    @Rhymenocerous: I'm gonna tweet this cognitive dissonance like you ain't never seen!
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    09/23/09

    @Rhymenocerous: Just fulfilling my patriotic American duty as an angry white slacker hypocrite.
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    09/23/09

    In reply to Confused Justine Bateman Attacks 'Human Waste' on Tumblr
    Kind of sad/amazing that Jason Bateman is attractive and pretty successful, while Justine is... whatever you would call that photo.
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    09/23/09

    @Rhymenocerous: broke-faced?
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    09/23/09

    In reply to Confused Justine Bateman Attacks 'Human Waste' on Tumblr
    I'd like to have really angry sex with her.
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    09/23/09

    @depardoo: is that what you'd call it?
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    09/23/09

    @David Stever Man:

    I suspect it's the only kind of sex she has.
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    09/23/09

    In reply to Confused Justine Bateman Attacks 'Human Waste' on Tumblr
    If you had told me nothing about the woman pictured, I would have guessed, "Crazy Twitter lady!"
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