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    PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat

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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
    To me, PETA is much like Michael Moore. Hearts are in the right place, but technique is completely ineffective. I'm on their side, and I ignore them -- they're definitely not winning any converts on the other side. (Which should be their point, right?)
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
    When prepared properly, kitten tastes just like Chilean sea bass.
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    Image of MincnglyWhrdL'mer MincnglyWhrdL'mer
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
    People Eating Tasty Animals?
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    Image of braak:  You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
    PETA may wish to consult the following handy reference:



    more animals

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/13/09

    @Smitros:


    Let's try this again:


    [icanhascheezburger.com]

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    Image of gawkimo gawkimo
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
    I always get Peter Singer and Pete Seeger mixed up. I once went to an event hoping to hear "Wimoweh" only to find myself pondering the question of whether pouring a blastocyst down the drain of a laboratory sink at a fertility center is abortion. The weed didn't help my pondering; all I wanted was "Wimoweh."
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    Image of Unfun Unfun
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
    FAIL. If fish were snorty and fat and cuddly and clownish like pugs, then I'd listen. But they have those cold fish eyes. They are bastards, begging to be eaten.
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    Image of SeeingI SeeingI
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
    Have the Onion's editorial staff secretly infiltrated PETA?
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    01/13/09

    @SeeingI:


    It would be redundant.

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    Image of HurtsSoGood HurtsSoGood
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
    Uh, PETA, kittens are carnivores. I thought you ought to know that.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
    I DON'T EAT MY FRIENDS!


    Friends: people, dogs, some cats.
    Sworn enemies: cows, poultry, fish.

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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
    Fish are like kittens?
    Next up: LOLfish
    I can haz werms?
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    01/13/09

    @Kid_Twist: I can haz luuurz?
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    Image of Truculent Truculent
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
    We should all become Level 5 vegans and not eat anything that casts a shadow
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    Image of bringmemyTofu bringmemyTofu
    01/13/09

    @Truculent: First you have to show me your pocket mulch.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
    PETA directly funds terrorist groups that destroy property and research facilities. When research on human MTC (mother-to-child) transmission of HIV was under way and the research center was destroyed, research came to a halt and children died of AIDS. That is a direct cause and effect, people, not theory.


    Don't support or send them money--I am talking to you, ApocalypseNowish.

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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    01/13/09

    @BookishLookish: Tried to Google it but couldn't find anything. You wouldn't have a link handy?
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/13/09

    @saythatscool: Sorry, I don't. I know these facts from advocacy work I do for children with HIV/AIDS and from a relative in domestic counterterrorism at the FBI.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    01/13/09

    @BookishLookish: That's really horrible. Uggh. I feel sick now.
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    Image of E. H. Cotton E. H. Cotton
    01/13/09

    @BookishLookish: I guess it's still hearsay because I can't remember the source, but I saw a TV show about a similar thing. Peta had paid for the legal defense of a man accused of firebombing research facilities at, I think, University of Michigan. I can't remember what they were researching, but they were testing on animals.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    01/13/09

    @BookishLookish: Huh. My understanding is that the first known action by the Animal Liberation Front (ALF) was to liberate monkeys held by PETA that PETA was going to return in order to ensure the prosecution of a researcher. So it seems like the ALF and PETA are distinctly at odds.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/13/09

    @E. H. Cotton: Rhesus monkeys to study the transmission of HIV in utero.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    01/13/09

    @Clarence Rosario: PETA and ALF were in bed together for a very long time, and they probably still are, as the latter has many splinter groups.
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    Image of kjack kjack
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
    Sea Kittens = lame. I think they should have gone with Aqua Pussies. PETA has lost its edge.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    01/13/09

    @kjack: Aqua Pussy is the new Bond girl and under copyright.
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    Image of Truculent Truculent
    01/13/09

    In reply to PETA: Everything Is Too Cute to Eat
    I'm heading out for a bacon burger. Anyone want one?
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    Image of E. H. Cotton E. H. Cotton
    01/13/09

    @Truculent: I'll take a double.
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    Image of kjack kjack
    01/13/09

    @E. H. Cotton: I could really go for some sea kitties and chips.
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