In other twitter news, two competing gin companies are sending me care packages. Apparently, self-pitying "Dear god, WHY AM I SOBER?" tweets get results!
@raincoaster: What, no live links anymore? It's because I'm not starred now, isn't it? It's because you love the starred ones better. That's also why they get paragraph breaks and I don't.
So let me get this straight: people on Twitter tweet about crap that no one cares about. And this crap that no one cares about is so lame that it needs to be shared again on Valleywag every single day?
@HanselGrowf: Actually, the reverse-chronological order of Twitter posts means anyone attempting to construct a coherent narrative is the one getting punked.
@ian spiegelman: Pogue i've actually heard of, mostly because he writes the instruction manuals that no longer come with Apple products. The rest? Who knows/cares.
@Hydroceph★: I think Ian was poking fun at Owen's post. Like, who isn't simultaneously vain and self-deprecating? Aren't we all? That's how I read it, maybe this isn't what Ian met, what the fuck do I know, I'm stoned.
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http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/
Book coming soon, no doubt.
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Was that a good tweet?
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That's how I read it, maybe this isn't what Ian met, what the fuck do I know, I'm stoned.
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01/08/09
Sitting at work. Reading Gawker. Coffee not strong enough. Guess I'll work now.
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(Joke.)
01/08/09
Somebody sent me a direct message telling me they weren't constipated anymore and I told them to fuck off and die.
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Word.
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