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BadUncle
09/21/09

In reply to Courtney Love Embroiled in Pissing Contest
Is Courtney's entire cannon of beauty secrets based on rodeo clowns?
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Sleepyhead
09/21/09

@BadUncle: Best. Misspelling. Ever. A canon is her storehouse of makeup secrets. A cannon is what she applies it with.
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onebadclam
09/21/09

@Sleepyhead: Ha!
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CaptainFantastic
09/21/09

In reply to Courtney Love Embroiled in Pissing Contest
I feel bad for Courtney. Those Standard Oil gas station bathrooms never have locks!
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nowmedusa
09/21/09

In reply to Courtney Love Embroiled in Pissing Contest
I often stare into my coffee cup and moan about needing coffee. I didn't realize this was a cry for help.

(But I am caffeinated enough to think that you mean "many, many reasons" instead of "reason" in the first item.)
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Shelwood
09/21/09

@nowmedusa: The cry for help is demanding instant coffee.
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LatestBy
04/15/09

In reply to Hulk Hogan on Cutting His Wife and Lover's Throats
Memo to Brit Brit: Don't settle for a Geo, hold out for the Benz.
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Spirit Fingers
04/15/09

In reply to Hulk Hogan on Cutting His Wife and Lover's Throats
Er, I'm thinking more than likely that auction house basically said, "How are we going to sell a 7 foot tall painting of Michael Jackson being knighted in what looks like the Fantasia Disney Castle OR the other 2,000 items of Fucking Weird that we have here?! I know let's cut our losses and sell this entire crime scene playground to some yahoo out in Denver who wants to name it all Jackoland The Pedophile Fun Factory Touch Museum and turn a small profit."

Yeah, I'm thinking that's exactly what happened.
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Trulymadlyme
04/15/09

In reply to Hulk Hogan on Cutting His Wife and Lover's Throats
Marc Jacobs and Little Kim need to move in together and film a reality show stat.
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resipsaloquacious
04/15/09

In reply to Hulk Hogan on Cutting His Wife and Lover's Throats
Chris Rock used to have the same bit about understanding why OJ did it.

This is really not surprising. What sane man would not have murderous thoughts when seeing a 19 year old kid spend his money and bang his wife. Especially when that money came at the price of looking and feeling like Hogan. That man is beat the hell up.

I am sure he was an awful husband in some regards. But I understand Hulk understanding OJ.
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SybilDisobedience
04/15/09

@resipsaloquacious: Uh. She's not "his" wife anymore. They split up. Which means she can fuck any 19-year-old she wants and he's not allowed to get jealous or enraged that someone else is pawing the goods. That goes for Linda, too, by the way. They're both gross, but divorce means you can get on with your romantic life and the other person doesn't get to fantasize about cutting your throat.
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Cocotte
04/15/09

In reply to Hulk Hogan on Cutting His Wife and Lover's Throats
The Woz thing is sweet.
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bytememehard
04/15/09

@Cocotte: right?
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dado
04/15/09

In reply to Hulk Hogan on Cutting His Wife and Lover's Throats
Maybe Hogan doesn't know best.
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Mike Jahn
04/15/09

In reply to Hulk Hogan on Cutting His Wife and Lover's Throats
Is this Miley Cyrus thing related in any way to LiLo's saying she was looking for a life partner?
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
04/15/09

In reply to Hulk Hogan on Cutting His Wife and Lover's Throats
You know how you come in to work, and it seems early and everything's kinda blurry and lowercase "m"s kinda look like lowercase "n"s. #5 was a bit of a shocker, until I realized (again) that I'm generally an idiot before 10am.
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Tom Jordache died for your sins
04/15/09

In reply to Hulk Hogan on Cutting His Wife and Lover's Throats
If I had to drive through Clearwater, I'd cut my own throat.
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SybilDisobedience
04/15/09

@Tom Jordache died for your sins: Like in a horror movie, when the protagonist kills himself just before the zombies swarm him and eat his brains. Only the zombies are Scientologists.
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Werrick
04/15/09

In reply to Hulk Hogan on Cutting His Wife and Lover's Throats
I kinda get what Hulk is saying, but it's a really dangerous thing to say. Clearly he's not saying that he thinks it's a good idea... but that he understands the emotional reaction. The difference being that OJ acted on the emotional response instead of working through it the way sane people do and handling the entire scenario like a human being, with court filings, TROs and other such legal courses.

But that's a really, really dangerous thing for anyone to say, especially a celebrity. That's the kind of thing that can bury a flourishing career. Luckily for Hulk, his career is hardly "flourishing", so he'll probably survive this unscathed so as to continue his slow, downward slide into obscurity.
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
04/15/09

@Werrick: But 99% of his fans are probably wife-beating rednecks, so this shouldn't hurt his numbers too bad.
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bytememehard
04/15/09

@Werrick: Yeah, I bet you wish that woman hadn't gone all Hulk on your ass, turning you into the angry, bitter, castrated hulk of a man you seem to be.
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SikeChick19
04/15/09

@Werrick:

I'm sure his soon-to-be ex is just tickled pink to see Hulk traipsing about town with a chippy barely older than their daughter. It is no longer his Escalade or his bed and she soon won't be his wife anymore. He have a big shot of STFU right about now.
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
04/15/09

@SikeChick19: Wasn't she one of his daughter's (former) best friends as well? What's with those two parents? They both got freaky with their kids' buddies. Yuck, yuck, yuckity yuck. (And I didn't say that in an Elmer Fudd way.)
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badasscat
04/01/09

In reply to Dancing With Woz No More
"Four shows" - ha! It might be four weeks in, but it's something like a hundred shows into the new season, and something closer to a thousand hours of programming. I'm only half joking.

I admit this show's a guilty pleasure for me, but jesus christ, whenever it's on I end up spending more time on DVR maintenance to keep from missing the other shows that I watch than I do at my day job.

I don't much care about Woz being voted off, but it's always a sad day when Karina Smirnoff goes.
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unclevanya
04/01/09

In reply to Dancing With Woz No More
Is there such a thing as a tea barrista?
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