Happy RNC Eve: Karl Rove Just Called Airport Security on Alex Jones
With the 2016 Republican National Convention just hours away, the city of Cleveland has opened its arms to all sorts of conservative media firebrands. And unfortunately for permafrosted Thanksgiving turkey Karl Rove, that means running into people like conspiracy theorist radio host Alex Jones as you’re trying to…
Fox News Interrupts Karl Rove Talking About Rubio Closing the Gap in Virginia to Declare Trump the Winner in Virginia
His backpedalling form is excellent.
Can You Decipher Karl Rove's Mysterious Cryptogram?
While some networks (including Fox News) prefer to rely on human-sized iPads and holograms of a young Reagan to read the night’s primary results, still-frozen Thanksgiving turkey Karl Rove has chosen to go a different route. More specifically, the Zodiac Killer route.
Karl Rove's predictions for 2015 include a Supreme Court vacancy, a Seahawks Super Bowl win, and Republican Congressional leaders "producing a governing conservative vision for 2016." Our prediction for 2015: Karl Rove will look like an egg.
Prosecutors: Scott Walker Part of "Criminal" Election Scheme in 2012
Documents unsealed today reveal that local prosecutors believe Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker was part of a "criminal scheme" to coordinate fundraising with outside groups during his recall election in 2012. Walker raised over $30 million in that election, which pundits attributed to vast national interest in the contest…
Karl Rove Is Not Even an Interesting Troll
The Wall Street Journal op-ed page is known as America's premier forum for right wing lunacy. Fine. At least that can be defended as interesting. What cannot be defended is a major newspaper donating space for blowjobs of ex-presidents by their own former advisors.
Would you take election advice from a man who just spectacularly blew an election call? Sure, if you're a Republican.
Karl Rove's Election Night Meltdown Mocked by The Simpsons
Remember Karl Rove's election night meltdown? After Diane Sawyer's probable drunkenness, it made for the night's best TV. Now The Simpsons have mocked the breakdown in in their famed opening credits.
Karl Rove's post-election column fails to mention his own inaccurate election prediction. Karl Rove is a cowardly clown.
Watch Fox News Chew Its Own Leg Off in a Fury of Recrimination
After Fox News—like everyone else—called Ohio for Obama, Karl Rove challenged the decision on-air, causing what can only be described as a kernel panic. Fox News' decision desk, its institutional center of authority for making sound election calls, had issued its decision. And Fox News, in its capacity as a…
Karl Rove Jokes About Murdering 'Legitimate Rape' Lawmaker Todd Akin
Rep. Todd Akin's office said it was deeply disturbed by comments made by Karl Rove this morning implying he might murder the controversial Missouri lawmaker.
Karl Rove Joins the Battle Against Violent Hippie Monster Elizabeth Warren
Are Republicans scared of Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren, the Matriarch of Mayhem? No, not at all! That can't possibly be why Karl Rove is already spending his SuperPAC dollars to destroy her in the state's first major ad buy, before the Democratic primary's even been held.
Googler Quits During Televised Speech
Google wants to get into the LOLcat business, but Steve Yegge is damned if he's going to help; the engineer told a tech conference that "I am officially quitting that job on national TV." Also in today's Valleywag roundup: Google is showering programmers with 50 percent raises and trips to Paris; Karl Rove advertised…
