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Ivy League Manhattanite Travels to Brooklyn, Somehow Survives
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Later I believe Boss Tweed's Tammany Hall passed the "Manhattan Civilian Act," which required all immigrants to the city (those who moved to the city from the province) to act with extreme airs of pretension in order to gain acceptance, whereupon the blue armbands would be removed and they could feel like higher-class natives to the city.
This tradition has survived to this day, where people from outside of the city move to New York practice becoming "real New Yorkers" by adopting the airs and buying the products embraced by the fictional characters of such televised productions as Sex & The City, Seinfeld, and various films by the famous late 20th Century Ameircan Ashekenazi filmmaker Woody Allen.
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I know.
04/07/09
Katie, honey, wrong with a little same-sex sexual tension? Don't you know it's hip for straight girls to have lesbian feelings these days? Even Harvard girls?
04/07/09
Bunny Bixler and I were in the semi-finals - the very semi-finals, mind you - of the ping-pong tournament at the club and this ghastly thing happened. We were both playing way over our heads and the score was 29-28. And we had this really terrific volley and I stepped back to get this really terrific shot. And I stepped on the ping-pong ball! I just squashed it to bits. And then Bunny and I ran to the closet of the game room to get another ping-pong ball and the closet was locked! Imagine? We had to call the whole thing off. Well, it was ghastly. Well, it was just ghastly.
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I've got a nice bridge for you in Brookly, and I'm selling it cheap.
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I usually consider myself 'above' discussing this sort of thing, but whatever-- she's not.
She has a seriously bad case of Inbred Anglo Face.
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No mas!
Could someone please start a recovery program for these freaks?
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