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    Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys

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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    this is just a test #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    I remember '90s' Piven. He was hawt bear, with hair and flesh in all the right places. Those were the days... #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Cynner Cynner
    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    I prefer "pseudobian" to "hasbian". Coz I don't think Lezlo haz ever had it. The female fever, that is. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Cynner: Celezbian? Celebrities who "try on" lesbiansm for the cool/edgy buzz? #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @A Message To Rudy: Oops, didn't see the one below. Great minds and all of that... #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Is there a more tragic fall from grace than that of from celesbian to has-bian? #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Simply being a middle-aged dude who isn't making a serious effort to stay in the best of shape will also bring on man boobs, but blaming his diet for his personal failings has already worked once for Plugs Piven... #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    god i love the word "dowager". it should be used more often.

    that and "doyenne". #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Thatcornellguy: I learned from William Safire's column that "doyenne" is the female form of "dean." (*"The more you know" rainbow.)
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    11/03/09

    @LatestBy: The only time I've ever seen "Doyenne" used in context is to describe old ladies who live in Palm Beach and Boca off of their dead husband's fortune.

    "Marcy, like the other doyennes of Palm Beach County, would play shuffleboard in the late afternoon while her poorer peers ate at budget Early Bird Specials." #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Thatcornellguy: 'Doyenne' makes me think of a little old lady bouncing on a mattress. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    The only thing more dramatic than Lohan is Lohan in a lesbian relationship. Sorry lezzies, I love ya all, but there's a crapload of crazy in your relationships. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @smhsmh: Umm, hello, Henry VIII? Heterosexual, and kar-ray-zeee. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    The soy thing is not without foundation. Apparently soy contains either estrogen or an estrogen-mimicking chemical, so large amounts allegedly bring on the moobs. This seems to be a problem among male vegetarians who rely too much on soy as a protein source. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: So on top of not being able to consume bloody red meat, male vegetarians grow boobs?

    That makes sense, actually. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @lafleur: As not quite a vegetarian, but a fellow traveler, I sympathize with these guys. They just need to diversify their amino acid portfolios. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: Know what else grows mannaries? Smoking lots and lots of weed. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: I read women should only use soy as a protein source once a week too. I eat edamame like it's going out of style and always wondered if that was a bad thing... #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @WhiteFlourPower: I'd heard about that. I don't smoke up, but that would give me pause. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @pony_express: I hadn't heard about a guideline for women, but as an hombre I don't follow these things closely. Edamame are better for you than Cheetos, at any rate, and they once rescued me from a major hunger attack in Vancouver, so I am eternally gratefully. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros:

    Soy is actually TERRIBLE for you because of the way it's processed.

    [www.westonaprice.org]

    Weston A. Price Foundation has a lawsuit underway against the Illinois Dept. of Corrections for serving inmates soy-based meat-analogue instead of meat.

    [www.westonaprice.org]

    WAP Foundation may seem flakey, but they do have real science behind their recommendations, unlike a lot of the nutrition advice spouted by marketing companies and lazy MSM outlets (like Tara Parker Pope at NYT). #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: So today I learn that being a complete and utter douche can also stimulate the growth of man boobs. Sorry, moobs (l like that one)!
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    11/03/09

    @themediatrix: In the Illinois instance, as in many instances, processing could raise real questions. Traditional methods might be preferable. (Calling Michael Pollan . . . ) #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Pick-me-a-winner Pick-me-a-winner
    11/03/09

    @Smitros: So isn't it then logical to assume Jeremy Piven seems to go on these obsessive food kicks? How much fish did he have to ingest to get mercury poisoning? Now "large amounts" of soy can cause moobs? The man needs some variety in his life...Although, nevermind, that's probably where the Herpes came from. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Pick-me-a-winner: I believe the soy thing more than the mercury thing in his, but I don't take issue with your statement. Jack Abramoff lost a lot of weight on a sushi diet while in DC at one point and got elevated mercury levels., so it could happen.

    J-Piv: Kick back, eat a balanced diet, take walks and play games you enjoy. You'll be fine. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Smitros: I thought Abramoff's afflication was due to a Native American curse... #lindsaylohan
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Ah, so Jeremy knows Spanish? #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Man, she is the epitome of a hot mess. And by hot I mean flaming barrel of dead fish. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Seriously. Some people can hide the drug use, but between her and Mischa Barton, even in the pics you can see how burnt their barrels are. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Conchie Birdie: I agree, but no-other 'star' (I use that term loosely these days concerning her) manages to both titillate and annoy me in equal measure like she does. I have issues. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @DTurkin: There's help for that (I hear). #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Lindsay Lohan is back on whomever will put up with her crazy and show her some attention.

    And...does anyone worry that the next edition of "Dancing With The Stars" will feature a Gosselin? I'm thinking 10-1 it's Jon. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    What is the over/under on Jon & Kate getting back together? 18 months? 1 year? #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor:

    As soon as they run out of cash. Both of these nimrods are completely unemployable. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @Oryx Hearts Crake: He'll run out first, at which point he'll come crawling back. He's laying the groundwork now. #lindsaylohan
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    11/03/09

    @FormerEnglishMajor:

    Kate's got everything riding on a new talk show she's hosting with Paula Deen. America can't get enough of Paula Deen so it could be a huge success. As for Jon he hasn't held a job in years. He reminds me of my ex. Things ended badly for him too.
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Is Back on Boys
    Is is true that if you drink enough soy milk, you become a Soy Bomb? #lindsaylohan
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin's Public Shot at Forgiveness With Celebrity-Obsessed Rabbi Shmuley
    Dear Shmools,
    Keep up the great work.
    Sincerely,
    Each and Every Boy-Raping Catholic Priest #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Jon Gosselin's Public Shot at Forgiveness With Celebrity-Obsessed Rabbi Shmuley
    How do you say the opposite of a shonda for the goyem? #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @ms_priestypants:
    Poor John, out on his luck.
    In the course of one year
    he went from likable shmoe
    to definite schmuck.
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    ms_priestypants promoted this comment Edited by pony_express at 11/02/09 12:22 PM pony_express was starred pony_express was unstarred
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    11/02/09

    @pony_express: He was always a bit milquetoast for me, but dragging any sort of religion into it makes me want to (lovingly) send him on a year long Ignatian retreat. #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @ms_priestypants: The opposite of a shonda is a mitzvah. In this case, the mitzvah was performed by "Gawker Black Ops video intern Sergio Hernandez." #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @ms_priestypants:

    Hmm, some long term fasting, prayer and the occasional flogging may help. But you know before long there would be an Ignatian Retreat Reality Show, and then where would you be?

    People who actual believe Rabbi Schmuley and his ilk are truly religious men are the same people who believe Dr. Phil is a doctor. I miss the days when people were famous and had a public forum because of their greatness, not Oprah approved shenanigans. #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @snugbug: heh- I was going more for the opposite of goyim- I agree that he is a shonda, I just think more for the whole world than just one tribe? Is there a yiddish expression for "you both are an embarassment to God"? #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @pony_express: Tighten that barbed wire chain around the thighs! Self-flagellate! Weep blood! (I could only find a crappilicious Da Vinci Code clip of Silas' penance on YouTube, but you know what I mean..)
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    11/02/09

    @ms_priestypants: "Shonda un a Charpeh" is "a shame and a disgrace" in Yiddish. "Ein Shtik Fleish mit tzvei Eigen" (= a piece of meat with two eyes) also works, as an insult. #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @pony_express: well the Gosselin clan does live in the same town as one of the finest Jesuit Retreat centers in the world, but I guess that wasn't famey enough. #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @snugbug: perfect! #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @snugbug: Yeah, but can you imagine the trouble the stylists would have to go to? Reality stars complaining that their hair shirts make them look fat... #jongosselin
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    11/02/09

    @ms_priestypants: I am hearting you for being a beagle/lady priest. All kidding aside, I like the Jesuit philosophy of education, though I know very little of their religious practice. Hell, I dropped out of USF in the 90s. #jongosselin
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