I'm lookin' at this as a turnaround. 2000 was great, then we had the events of 9/11 (R.I.P.), and the Yankees went down the tube. Been that way for a while. I'm going to use this well-deserved win to try and get back some of the feeling I had as a lifelong New Yorker and Yankeess fan. To look forward, enjoy the moment, and build on this success.
I couldn't give a crap about Kate's va-jay-jay (thks Oprah), or Minka's. These are great players, whether they are gettin' it on the regular or not. Kate's crotch didn't do nuthin' to win them games. When it's all said and done, when you've seen one, you've seen em all!
The only thing worse than this is if Kate Gosselin becomes a Jew. That haircut alone must be violating some or the other halakhic law, no? #jongosselin
Gawker is on the wrong side of this Gosselin story.
Jon wanted those kids off that reality show well-before the show ended, and he made that clear during actual episodes of the show from the second or third season.
Does he suck at PR? Yes. Did he go a little crazy with the ladies? Maybe. But he also finally got the guts together to stop prostituting out his kids.
He is a not so bright dude who is now trying to keep his kids off TV.
He has TLC and Kate trying to continue the exploitation of the kids, and meanwhile, the mainstream and gossip-media are dumping shit on him. If he does kill himself, the kids will basically be nothing but little money-makers born and raised in captivity as part of a plan by Kate Gosselin who was obsessed as a teen with the fame that "multiples" can bring. Pretty fucking sick.
How about at LEAST doing a little research before heaping on more hate to someone who is essentially completely alone in the world at the moment? This is *not* your typical celebrity is an ass situation.
Somewhere exist mirror links to the original posts written by the kids' aunt Jodi for the above blog. They discussed how horribly the kids were being treated and how Jon wanted to stop the show. They are from a few YEARS AGO. Sorry but although I follow this story I don't follow it closely enough to have saved those links.
In any case, if the media (even gossip sites) keeps sourcing only *itself* over and over on this story, it's going to continue to miss the REAL scoop here.
@themediatrix: + @all: Kindly please STOP commenting on this thread. If you keep it up, it's gonna make my Yiddish jokes down-thread vanish into a black hole of oblivion and I shall have labored in vain. Also, who cares? It's Saturday, it's Halloween, we just want entertainment, Foster delivered. Screw quote journalisistic objectivity unquote. #jongosselin
@saralapua: If anyone should do a little research, it's you darlin'. D'ya think jongosselin is a san francisco-based tech-dabbling public radio journalist with feminist sensibilities who's been posting on gawker for a couple of years?
@themediatrix: Right back atcha. Chill out. It's gawker and you're apparently wound up tighter than a drum. Wow, talk about channeling anxiety into weird forums. #jongosselin
Rabbi Smiley Botox is the same guy who was peddling his "lost Michael Jackson tapes" book earlier this month. I always thought one had to be involved in a sexual act for money, to be a whore, but I am learning how wrong I was...
Quite possibly your greated gossip roundup ever. Speaking on behalf of all Christians, though, we never wanted him in the first place. If we have to play this "toss the steaming bag of poop" around for more than a month, I will be very disappointed. And smelly. #jongosselin
@Conchie Birdie: Here is a little wisdom from my bubie that works for Tsar's and Jon Gosselins alike: "May the tsar be happy and healthy, may he have many, many children, and may they have many, many children... Far away from me." #jongosselin
@kappakappaspankme: Shit, are you me??!! But I am an Honorary Jew and very married. Perchance, you are my doppelganger from an alternate timeline and our parallel universes just intersected. #jongosselin
Full disclosure - I'm very married too, but I suffer from no delusions of grandeur. My husband would trade me in a nanosecond for a vintage Jazzmaster. #jongosselin
@kappakappaspankme: Jesus! Okay we have to form a crime-fighting team stat. One more nice Jewish girl from the South and Foster will be giving us instructions from a speaker phone thingy. First case: what is hiding in Kate Gosselin's hair? #jongosselin
@Pope John Peeps II: "via an august news organization, the designator of which is known for his breakthrough research in the field of Lady Gaga's penis." That would be this site, and that would be me. The designation is not official, and the theoretical quotes are not real. Yet. And yes. This is that exact same rabbi, who is also, apparently, "America's Rabbi."
@Pope John Peeps II: I was wondering if it was the same rabbi that broadcast that Elaine was "jealous of her friend George -- a loser" getting married on Seinfeld back in the day. #jongosselin
It just hit me that Jon Gosselin is the reason I am single.
He is that sort of guy who coasts from relationship to relationship with dominant partners, who he ultimately becomes so dependent upon that they practically have to tell him every single freaking thing he needs to do including wiping front to back, and then acts the victim when some inner sense of entitlement isn't properly fawned over/ partner gets sick of it and says take care of your own wiping, repeat ad infinitum, and manages to never take responsibility for anything, ever, all the while thinking he is somehow valuable and desirable by the ever-younger, naive women he seeks out. And then he goes on a date with me and talks about how he writes poetry and is a deep, damaged soul and I run screaming from the table and never date again.
I blame you, sir! #jongosselin
@ms_priestypants: There are good men in the world please don't let the "male" Jon, keep you from finding a wonderful man and enjoying married family life with him. Tikyra
@ms_priestypants: Oh sweetheart, don't lose hope because of silly ol' Jonny boy... he is soooooo sophomore year of high school its not even funny. #jongosselin
@ms_priestypants: Don't worry, I would never mistake you for Cathy-comic - but I know exactly the kind of guy you're talking about. Do you know how many times I've wanted to run screaming from a table? #jongosselin
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I couldn't give a crap about Kate's va-jay-jay (thks Oprah), or Minka's. These are great players, whether they are gettin' it on the regular or not. Kate's crotch didn't do nuthin' to win them games. When it's all said and done, when you've seen one, you've seen em all!
Go Yankees!!!
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Gawker is on the wrong side of this Gosselin story.
Jon wanted those kids off that reality show well-before the show ended, and he made that clear during actual episodes of the show from the second or third season.
Does he suck at PR? Yes. Did he go a little crazy with the ladies? Maybe. But he also finally got the guts together to stop prostituting out his kids.
He is a not so bright dude who is now trying to keep his kids off TV.
He has TLC and Kate trying to continue the exploitation of the kids, and meanwhile, the mainstream and gossip-media are dumping shit on him. If he does kill himself, the kids will basically be nothing but little money-makers born and raised in captivity as part of a plan by Kate Gosselin who was obsessed as a teen with the fame that "multiples" can bring. Pretty fucking sick.
How about at LEAST doing a little research before heaping on more hate to someone who is essentially completely alone in the world at the moment? This is *not* your typical celebrity is an ass situation.
Vanity Fair Article:
[bit.ly]
Relatives Trying to Save the Kids
[truthbreedshatred.blogspot.com]
Somewhere exist mirror links to the original posts written by the kids' aunt Jodi for the above blog. They discussed how horribly the kids were being treated and how Jon wanted to stop the show. They are from a few YEARS AGO. Sorry but although I follow this story I don't follow it closely enough to have saved those links.
In any case, if the media (even gossip sites) keeps sourcing only *itself* over and over on this story, it's going to continue to miss the REAL scoop here.
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(Sorry; don't mean to be mean. They don't celebrate Halloween in Berlin & it's way late & I'm a little bored & looking for trouble.) #jongosselin
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I just don't have a sense of humor about the fact that eight kids are working (six from birth) to support their mom's fantasy of being a celebrity.
(Hope you find trouble and some fun this evening.) #jongosselin
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Please stop wasting our time.
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XO
Nice Jewish Girl (stuck in The South) #jongosselin
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*There are exceptions.
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Full disclosure - I'm very married too, but I suffer from no delusions of grandeur. My husband would trade me in a nanosecond for a vintage Jazzmaster. #jongosselin
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In Kate's hair: Jon's dignity? #jongosselin
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PS. Is Rabbi Smuley the "rabbi shmuley" that Tracy Jordan needed to talk to on 30 rock when he "lost touch with his roots"?
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@Foster Kamer:
Looks like it's Theoretical Quotes Week. #jongosselin
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He is that sort of guy who coasts from relationship to relationship with dominant partners, who he ultimately becomes so dependent upon that they practically have to tell him every single freaking thing he needs to do including wiping front to back, and then acts the victim when some inner sense of entitlement isn't properly fawned over/ partner gets sick of it and says take care of your own wiping, repeat ad infinitum, and manages to never take responsibility for anything, ever, all the while thinking he is somehow valuable and desirable by the ever-younger, naive women he seeks out. And then he goes on a date with me and talks about how he writes poetry and is a deep, damaged soul and I run screaming from the table and never date again.
I blame you, sir! #jongosselin
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