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    Street Fighter Excerpt: Jimmy Cayne, Huge Stoner

    How Does It Feel When We Call You a Cunt, Jimmy Cayne?
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    05/11/09

    In reply to Street Fighter Excerpt: Jimmy Cayne, Huge Stoner
    "That’s why you don’t fuck with the natural order." Or, "This is what happens when a finance executive chooses pot over cocaine."
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    05/11/09

    In reply to Street Fighter Excerpt: Jimmy Cayne, Huge Stoner
    whaaaaa my 2 year old might smell something that he has no clue about. my special 2 year old has to sleep and can't be disturbed even though this isn't my hotel room. i'm a gigantic prick. better call the police.


    hahaha, fuckin rich people.

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    05/11/09

    In reply to Street Fighter Excerpt: Jimmy Cayne, Huge Stoner
    Roy Welland: My goodness, what is that smell?
    Welland's Todler: Dad, it's Sour Diesel.
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    05/11/09

    In reply to Street Fighter Excerpt: Jimmy Cayne, Huge Stoner
    Kate Kelly is obviously a fuckin' hack. That excerpt sounds like a transcript of a Dartmouth RA ratting out her hallmates to the Dean. The narrative voice screams LOSER.
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    05/11/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Can't tell if you're joking, but that excerpt seemed serviceable to me.


    Maybe a shortage of place cues in the lobby-men's-room graf, and "records reflect that" is pretty inelegant...but I still obtained a pretty complete picture of events from my first read-through. Care to elaborate?

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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    05/11/09

    In reply to Street Fighter Excerpt: Jimmy Cayne, Huge Stoner
    I'm sure he isn't the only top exec that smokes up. If I were a stoner CEO, I would just hire a smart kid to be my memory guy. "Sir your meeting is in a half an hour."


    Seriously though, I worked for a pretty well known magazine once and we all had an outing at a nice restaurant. I knew the publisher was a smoker but he lit up right in the men's room which had no window or ventilation system. I just thought, what nerve this guy has.

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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/11/09

    @Cheap Shot: Everyone knows that you light-up and inhale in the stall, hold it in until you leave the restroom, and blow the smoke straight up as you walk through a crowd. Or was that just super-careful, non-CEO me?
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    05/11/09

    In reply to Street Fighter Excerpt: Jimmy Cayne, Huge Stoner
    Dude, who's going to play him in the inevitable movie adaptaion? James Franco? Danny McBride? Matt McCounahey?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/11/09

    @JudgeFudge: Jeff Bridges, of course.
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    05/11/09

    @JudgeFudge: Baldwin would be effing perfect.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/11/09

    In reply to Street Fighter Excerpt: Jimmy Cayne, Huge Stoner
    Devil weed! Oh no!
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    Image of ADismalScience ADismalScience
    05/11/09

    In reply to Street Fighter Excerpt: Jimmy Cayne, Huge Stoner
    Bear CEO? He hasn't been that since 2008, and was gone well before that unofficially.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/16/09

    In reply to How Does It Feel When We Call You a Cunt, Jimmy Cayne?
    Vaginas worldwide abjure any comparison with Jimmy Cayne.
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    Image of thatsrealbutter thatsrealbutter
    03/16/09

    @Smitros: and they call him a choad
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/16/09

    @thatsrealbutter:


    Now choads are looking for a lawyer.


    Perhaps Harlan Ellison's.

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    03/16/09

    In reply to How Does It Feel When We Call You a Cunt, Jimmy Cayne?
    That is one kid who will never own a scooter.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    03/16/09

    @SidAndFinancy: or any sense of self worth.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/16/09

    In reply to How Does It Feel When We Call You a Cunt, Jimmy Cayne?
    But an email won't help you tickle a foot or play with a cat.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/16/09

    @Smitros: Yikes. For a moment I thought you were talking about Liz Smith, and not her writing implement.
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