Cocaine Scandal Made Kate Moss Richer
Good news for Lindsay Lohan: All press really is good press, and cocaine scandals are good for business. Kate Moss' annual income has doubled since pictures of her doing lines appeared in the British press.
Kate Moss Wears the Pelts of Five Unicorns and the Rainbow They Called Home
[Kate Moss wears a coat of many colors on a night out in London. What strange, technicolor beast is that coat made of? Image via Pacific Coast News.]
This Is What an Illegal Paparazzi Stake-Out Looks Like
Among the pieces of evidence presented in support of California's new anti-paparazzi law—which passed on Tuesday—was this video of paparazzi terrorizing Kate Moss at LAX. Here's the video, alongside the images that landed in that week's tabloids.
Anna Wintour Doesn't Hate You, She's Just Shy
Vogue's editrix Anna Wintour isn't awful, she's just scared of people. "Often people mistake her shyness for coldness," says photographer Mario Testino. Oh! That's what it is! Also afflicted with this crippling shyness: Kate Moss. The fashion world's mysteries explained!
Happy 'We Can Arrest Lindsay Lohan, Now' Day
Lindsay's alcohol education deadline is up, and she's three classes behind and in Cannes. The Jonas Brothers get trapped in an elevator and escape only because they are thin. Courtney Love had sex with Kate Moss. Thursday's gossip has arrived.
Is Size Zero Falling Out of Fashion? Vanity Sizing Vs. P.C. Sizing
Instead of casting size 0-2 runway models this fall, Calvin Klein's using comparatively obese size 2-4's. Is this like the time they shifted sizes down so vain average people would feel skinny, and skinny girls would be nothing at all?
Courtney Love Finds a New Child to Terrorize Now that Her Daughter Has a Restraining Order
Love takes a Geldof girl under her wing, which can only lead to disaster. Drew Barrymore blames her parents for her problems, and so does Michael Douglas' smack addict kid. Brangelina's new Voight-related headache, Michael Kors' weird bellybutton. TGIFriday gossip.
London Mourns Alexander McQueen Fabulously
[Kate Moss (pictured), Naomi Campbell, Daphne Guinness, and Stella McCartney joined McQueen's family for his funeral earlier today at St. Paul's church in London. All were in black, many were in McQueen. A fitting tribute, indeed. Image via Flynet]
In Which Two Men Fight Over Paris Hilton: An Existential Consideration of The Distance Between Foothills
Paris Hilton's mans and ex-mans got into a fight and hopefully punched each other in the face. Adam Lambert and Ke$ha sucked face. Susan Sarandon got puked on by a tranny. Hillary Duff: engaged. Presenting your Saturday Morning Gossip Roundup:
Klein, Moss. Pot, Kettle
In an interview with Britain's Telegraph, Calvin Klein says Kate Moss was always a "difficult" model to work with: "I have worked with so many women, great ones, and Kate was always difficult." That may very well be true—working with any supermodel is never easy, especially one that subsists on a diet of vodka and…
Is It Over for Madonna and Jesus?
• Have Madonna and Jesus Luz gone their separate ways? That's what report today indicates, suggesting it was the couple's "overall lack of mutual interests" that caused the split and it was Luz who called things off. [CST]
• Rip Torn appeared in court yesterday and was formally charged with trespassing, burglary, and…
Aging Supermodel's Purposefully Grey Hair Alters Natural Order of Universe
Is Kate Moss so old that this is elegant, or so young that it's ironic? Michael Lohan is in trouble with the law again. Ashley Dupre's Playboy carousing gets an ominous write-up. Suri Cruise throws an adorable tantrum. TGIFriday gossip.
Simon Monjack Preps a Suit; Douglas Son Pleads Guilty
• What caused Brittany Murphy's death last month? The toxicology report hasn't come back, but Murphy's husband, Simon Monjack, is already pointing a finger at the culprit: He claims Warner Bros. killed her. Yes, the sketchy writer/director/ photographer (who claims he has a PhD and made his fortune as a currency…
Conan Cuts a Deal; Tiger in Sex Rehab?
• The messiest TV feud in years may be nearing its end. Conan O'Brien and NBC are said to be close to signing a deal that would allow Conan to walk away from The Tonight Show with $32.5 million in hand. He wouldn't be able to host a show on another network until September under terms of the agreement. And it remains…
Dear Jen and Gerard, Here Are the Gossip Write-Ups You've Been Seeking
Aniston and Butler are obsessive-compulsive fake-romance rumormongers. Madonna tries for a baby Jesus, Britney sinks to a new low, Kate Moss gets engaged, Kim Kardashian will get a wedding ring when Reggie gets his Superbowl one. Here comes Tuesday gossip.
Happy Birthday
Rachel Roy, the fashion designer and ex-wife of Damon Dash, turns 36 today. Actor Chad Lowe is turning 42. Discovery CEO David Zaslav is 50. Eddie Cahill of CSI: NY turns 32. Mario Van Peeples is turning 53. Shane McMahon, the wrestler and son of WWE chairman Vince McMahon, is 40. And singer Charo turns 59 today. A…
The Tiger Woods Rumor Mill Keeps Churning
• Did you hear the story that made the rounds yesterday about how Tiger Woods' wife Elin whacked the golf champ in the face with a 9-iron after she discovered text messages from Rachel Uchitel, and the injuries he sustained in the aftermath (a fractured cheekbone, two cracked teeth) forced him to fly to Phoenix to…
Gaga Considers Susan Boyle Duet, Using 'Different Styles' as Euphemism for 'Too Ugly'
Lady Gaga L-O-V-E-S SuBo but worries about the Hairy Angel diluting her brand. Madonna messes up a Malawian orphanage. Sarandon robs the cradle. Mark Wahlberg bitches about his neighbors the Beckhams. Wednesday gossip, fresh 'n' juicy.
Brittany Murphy Passes; Tiger Sets Sail
• It's still unclear what caused Brittany Murphy's death in Los Angeles yesterday morning. While the coroner has indicated the 32-year-old actress appears to have died from "natural causes," it's been reported that lots of prescription drug bottles were uncovered by cops at the scene, and some friends say they'd grown…
GLAAD's Okay with ABC's Lambert Ban, Because Not All Gay Kisses Are Created Equal
They didn't cancel him for gay kissing, they canceled him for gay kissing without warning; Miley Cyrus copies one of Lindsay Lohan's tattoos; Rihanna cops to being a size queen. Friday's gossip is sassy-meowing all over the place.
