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    Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit

    Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance

    At Least Kate Major Is Talking Out Her Problems, on National TV

    Robert Pattinson Doesn't Understand Why More Models Don't Want to Go Out With Him

    Hailey Glassman: "[Jon Gosselin]'s A 32-Year-Old Guy Version Of Me. For Real."

    Madonna Regrets Divorcing Normal Person Because Jewish Bubbies Hate Jesus

    Kate Major Thinks Jon Gosselin is Just Perfect

    Kate Major Will Get Exactly What She Wants In Life, And It's Not Jon Gosselin's Soul

    Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul

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    Image of MessiahsHandle MessiahsHandle
    11/19/09

    In reply to Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
    Where is said contract? On the inside of Gosselin's Yearbook?

    P.S. Homeroom with you rocked!!!...K.I.T...L.Y.L.A.S
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    Image of heywhat heywhat
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    Um, I'm sorry but who is this again?
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    Hey Kate!

    He's an unemployed father of eight with no discernible talent, and a penchant for unbelievably imbecilic decisions, (you included), all that's really left is his shame, an old VHS copy of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and TLC-brand hair plugs. You could do more with ass lint, your own tears, and a Mahjong game piece.

    Sincerely,

    No one gives a shit.
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    Really, Kate? The bottom-feeder gets a bottom-feeder?
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    I'll just say what every other adult loosely connected to this shitshow says: "Do what's right for the KIDS. Don't hurt the KIDS."
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    In reply to Oh Now Kate Major Is Ready to File a Comical Lawsuit
    That reminds me — my ex-girlfriend gave me a Christmas IOU for one (1) "afternoon delight," and I never collected. She ran off with a regional manager for Post-it Notes, so they're busy and I'm out of luck.
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    Image of drewB drewB
    11/18/09

    @AzureTexan: What was the cash value of that coupon?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/18/09

    @drewB: Hang on, let me check. I'm using it as a bookmarker for "Ulysses," which I stopped reading months ago.
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/18/09

    In reply to Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
    Looks like I might have to seriously re-think my assistant's job description... where did I put my crayons?
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    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    11/18/09

    In reply to Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
    Hmmm -- if you look at who wrote what, it certainly appears there was some pressure being applied, and I don't mean that he was pressuring her into bed.

    It looks like she was threatening to go to the media unless he "hired" her as an assistant.

    Her part is all -- "I promise not to do this thing that you don't want me to do," and his is all -- "okay then, I will do this little bit of what you want me to do, but not all of it and you are not entitled to any extras, so just remember that."

    Pathetic. He can't say no.

    Also, a cursory and ill-informed reading of their signatures looks like this:

    Jon Gosselin = beseaching, love seeking, self-conscious with low self-esteem (letters lean forward and cross back over themselves)

    Kate Major = withholding, signifying, blank and underdeveloped personality (most letters neither lean forward or back, some point slightly one way or the other, fully legible)
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/18/09

    In reply to Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
    This contract was consummated with a My Little Pony collection and a hacky-sack.
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    11/18/09

    @Spirit Fingers: Over grape Juicy-Juice.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    11/18/09

    In reply to Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
    Wait, who the fuck is Kate Major? I'm so confused now.
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    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    11/18/09

    @katekate is squared: the tabloid reporter who says they had an affair after he separated from the other kate.

    Ummm, now that I think about it katekate, I think you may want to steer clear of NY or PA for awhile. He seems to have a thing...
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    11/18/09

    @themediatrix: Also, avoid the Ed Hardy section at Macy's.
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    Image of sarahsmile sarahsmile
    11/18/09

    In reply to Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
    If you liked it, then you should have put a contract of dubious origin on it.
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/18/09

    @sarahsmile: oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh....
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/18/09

    In reply to Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
    That scratched-out part by John after "Kate Major"?

    "who can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch,"
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    11/18/09

    @BookishLookish: or (I can't believe I get these girls to fuck me).
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/18/09

    In reply to Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
    Contracts between minors aren't legally enforceable.
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    Image of beercheck beercheck
    11/18/09

    @Lymed: But what if one's a Major?
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/18/09

    @beercheck: A Major Major or a Major Minor?
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    11/18/09

    @Lymed: chuckling too hard to type. Uncle!
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    Image of econdave econdave
    11/18/09

    In reply to Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
    Not even close to Justin Verlander and the $3,000 chocolate milk.

    [seattletimes.nwsource.com]
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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    11/18/09

    In reply to Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
    "Baby, I love you and you know I trust you... But I'm not having sex with you again unless you put it in wriiiting!! It's important to me and if you're really serious you'll write it, sign it and date it. I'll even put a part in there about how I won't talk about our relationship to anyone other than my mom."
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