She can say anything she wants. I credit her and Tina Fey with helping the American public avoid four more years of Republican tyranny by helping to torpedo that idiot Sarah Palin.
"There is nothing worse than the awkward wake up next to a girl, who is not as hot as you thought she was when you were 12 deep the night before." Just imagine how she feels waking up to your mug, Chris! Why is it that ugly guys feel entitled to bang hot chicks even though his face looks like an asshole?
@son of spam: I know this is all in good humor... but straight women don't always have to look like Betty Draper and they (we) can actually do things too. Not sure where you were trying to go with this one - especially because, and you should know this by now, I usually enjoy your remarks. #katiecouric
Figures he'd be wearing a Red Sox cap. Amazing, too, that a guy who's probably never been laid in his life would write a column about getting laid. #media
Maybe instead of charging the paper with harassment, Fairfield University could close The Mirror down for failing completely at its mission statement. I get that newspapers are a dying medium, but editors are still supposed to edit and journalists are still supposed to have some basic understanding of grammar, punctuation, syntax, and how to craft a narrative.
On the other hand, that article definitely makes a fierce case for abstinence, so maybe the Society of Jesus is having the last laugh here. #media
Is it just me or does anyone else find more than vestigial traces of irony in that our focal point's surname sounds
suspiciously like some third-rate feminine hygiene product?
Wait a second, given that he arguably qualifies as a third-rate douche, cancel that last query.
Peripherally, it should be noted in an attempt to appear more worldly that Mr. Surette "went metric" quite some time ago, so that reference to being "12-deep" is centimeters, or in the alternative, his IQ.
I think he is providing a valuable service for cretins in a language they can understand. Unfortunately, there is a significant percentage of cuties who are willing to raw dog it and they need to know the 411 on preventing a rash or perhaps a mini-me. He possesses a unique and spirited voice that informs us of the hazards of rationalizing things when in a state of 12-deeptitude.
Additionally I feel that somewhere at some point we've all had a hearty laugh and said to ourselves, "I just don't care whether or not I'm capable of sexually pleasing a woman."
I'd argue that this guy was not going to get laid anyways.
I mean, Jesus. Look at him. What sexual experience could he possibly have had that didn't involve a sock and his own pasty, clammy hand? #media
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Seriously. I do. #katiecouric
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@misha trotsky: She's morphing into Suze Orman, which maybe isn't the best person to morph into.
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On the other hand, that article definitely makes a fierce case for abstinence, so maybe the Society of Jesus is having the last laugh here. #media
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suspiciously like some third-rate feminine hygiene product?
Wait a second, given that he arguably qualifies as a third-rate douche, cancel that last query.
Peripherally, it should be noted in an attempt to appear more worldly that Mr. Surette "went metric" quite some time ago, so that reference to being "12-deep" is centimeters, or in the alternative, his IQ.
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Additionally I feel that somewhere at some point we've all had a hearty laugh and said to ourselves, "I just don't care whether or not I'm capable of sexually pleasing a woman."
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I mean, Jesus. Look at him. What sexual experience could he possibly have had that didn't involve a sock and his own pasty, clammy hand? #media
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