Katie Couric Finally Picks a Job, for Chrissake
Our long national nightmare of having to hear about Katie Couric's job search seemingly every god damn week for a god damn year is finally over: she's going to ABC, just like everyone knew she would god damn months ago.
You Can Work For Us, Katie Couric
Tonight marks Katie Couric's final broadcast as the anchor of CBS Evening News. It's the end of a well-intentioned but fruitless experiment. Sad. Sadder still, Katie still doesn't officially have a new job lined up. That's what friends are for!
David Letterman and Katie Couric Make Colbert Report Cameos
Stephen Colbert used the Report tonight to draw attention to the storms that devastated the South last week. One problem: All the weather talk made Colbert have to pee, but he couldn't find the key to the bathroom. So he set out to find it—and bumped into both David Letterman and Katie Couric in the process.
Scott Pelley Is the New Katie Couric
Oh, blah. CBS News has announced that scold-face white man Scott Pelley will be Katie Couric's replacement on the CBS Evening News. No surprise whatsoever. I guess CBS went with the surprise candidate last time, and that didn't turn out too well. Still, it's a shame that Watson the Jeopardy Robot won't get his chance.
Will Scott Pelley Replace Katie Couric?
Now that we know who the 2011 NCAA champions are, we can really start to focus on the brackets for Katie Couric's CBS Evening News replacement. And if any of you had 60 Minutes correspondent Scott Pelley as your top pick, TMZ says you're right! Possibly.
Who Will Succeed Katie Couric?
It's semi-official: Katie Couric is leaving as the CBS Evening News anchor. Although only old people watch evening newscasts, the position still carries a definite cultural cachet. Who's next? We handicap, below.

