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don't ask, don't tell
Katie Holmes and the Cosmic Confidentiality Agreements
What's the Kraziest TomKat in Hollywood up to these days? According to an Australian news report, making local film crews sign Don't Ask Us About Scientology agreements on the set of Holmes' new movie, for one thing. More »
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By Foster KamerComment by The Dominant Glee Club: But seriously, what the fuck was up with the Dawson's Creek finale? 1 Responses | Other threads
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mission in domicile
Tom and Katie Moving to the West Village?
As previously rumored, Katie Holmes and her dashing space bride Tom Cruise might be moving to New York permanently. (As permanent as movie stars move, anyway). The Village Voice thinks they may have tracked down their new pad. More »
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Comment by resipsaloquacious: I hope his moving company is called, "All the Right Moves." 19 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Paris Hilton's Tainted Goods Are Back on the Market
Paris Hilton dumps her toolish boyfriend, Shia LaBeouf issues a statement to let everyone know he's not boning his mother, Victoria Beckham's nipples tour London, Jessica Alba is under investigation for vandalism, and Jeremy Piven preaches about mercury poisoning. More »
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Comment by ChillbearLatrigue: Not that I could perform this valued service any better, but I think that the order should have been: Heather... 6 Responses | Other threads
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"Oh Damn. Did I Turn Off the Cosmo-Stove?"
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saved by the beldar
Suri Cruise Goes to Alien School
The child found inside a comet by actors Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will turn three this week, then be shipped off to a strict Scientology school, as it is her father's most ancient religion. More » -
overshares
This Is Not Why You're Fat
Eating one's own placenta after giving birth is a time-honored tradition in many countries. Oversharing on the Internet is a crazy new trend everywhere. When they combine, you get placenta panini pictures on Facebook! More »
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By Owen ThomasComment by Aaron Altman: Would one need an afterbirth mint? 11 Responses | Other threads
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"That's Weird. Why Is The Steering Wheel On The Wrong Side? I'm Not South Of The Equator."
[Victoria Beckham on her way to meet Katie Holmes for dinner at Nobu; image via INF] More » -
midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celebrity weeklies so you don't "have" to. Contributing editor Margaret assists as we dissect In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. [Jezebel] -
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"I'm Finally Ready, Space Demons! I'm Ready to Receive Youuu!!"
[Katie Holmes films her movie "The Extra Man" (I think it's Harry Lime) in New York; image via Splash] -
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'President Tom Cruise' Is Best Horror Concept Yet
Today we visit a bizarre parallel universe where Tom Cruise is president, Lindsay Lohan is showered with gifts and honors and Oscar-winner are expected to be humble. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by blix: No need to worry until the little gold statue starts talking back to Dustin. My name is talking Tina and... 4 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Octo-Mom's Kids Already Forming Gangs
In Tuesday's disturbing relationship newsdump, we learn Nadya Suleman's kids brutalize her, Rihanna's Chris Brown reunion riled her family and dinner with TomKat is as weird as you think. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by kimsama: Yes, Bill is definitely allergic to chocolate. A friend who works there told me the staff at the foundation... 3 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Lonely, Miserable Jen Aniston Chokes Down Dog Biscuits, Hoping That You'll Finally Like Her
But you won't. No one ever will. Also in the news are Chris Brown and Rihanna (for the first time ever), Britney Spears, Katie Holmes, Madonna, and Tommy-Tom Brady. More »
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Comment by Uncle_Billy_Slumming: This is a hissy fit because she got Tom Brady and you didn't?? 5 Responses | Other threads
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Dawson's Reek
[Katie Holmes, a marriage-worthy Earthling specimen, films a movie in New York; image via Splash] More » -
feuds
Cruise and Holmes Slammed For Fashion-Line Faux Pas
Kate Moss is not happy: Do Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, fashion nobodies, know how many fashion gods they pissed off by cutting the line at a fashion ball?
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New Mom M.I.A. Sought By Oscars Producers
Which is less appropriate: A brand-newmom performing at the Oscars, from bed, or an image-conscious Olympian trying to lay low in a strip club? Decide for yourself. More » -
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Tom Cruise Bucks The Jessica Simpson Trend
Dazzling locals on the South American leg of his Valkyrie promotional tour, Tom Cruise unveiled a lean physique and taut set of abdominal muscles poolside in Rio de Janeiro. More » -
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Phelps Tried To Cover Up Pot Pics
Sometimes you just want to be left alone. Michael Phelps reportedly tried to pay to make pictures of his bong hits go away; John Mayer wants a lower profile than Jennifer Aniston offers. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by seyswho: Regarding the Phelps thing - I get really sad when these people get "caught in the act" doing something that... 3 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Katie Holmes Preganant, Or Maybe Just Food Poisoned
Sean Hannity gave Alan Colmes a new Rolex and Tom Cruise gave Katie Holmes a new baby, reportedly. Disturbing relationships can still be fruitful. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by Private Hangnail: Tom was just helping Katie hide a copy of the Mad Money 2 script in her shirt. It would have... 3 Responses | Other threads
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mysteries
Is Scientology Turning Katie Holmes Yellow?
It could be! If a concerned reader and some troubling information about the cult is to be believed. The actress and Cruise-wife was at the SAG awards on Sunday, looking a bit... yellow.
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Comment by saythatscool: what are you talking about? is this supposed to be sarcasm? she's good lookin' and you know it. 10 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Katie Holmes' Chemical Moment With Sean Penn
Everyone's experimenting with a new crowd: Katie Holmes hangs with the bad boys; Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie try a new neighborhood and Gene Roddenberry's remains enter a whole other orbit. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by FormerEnglishMajor: Alex Kuzynski!!!! Oh God, please let this be her. January 27, 2009 -- WHICH magazine writer who's known in the office as... 4 Responses | Other threads
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the theatre
Broadway Stunt Casting Increasingly Popular, Annoying
Wispy British actress Sienna Miller is heading to Broadway next season to star in Patrick (Closer) Marber's After Miss Julie. She joins an increasingly steady stream of movie types heading to the stage. What gives? More »
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Comment by badasscat: Eh, I think this is kind of a pompous post. "Theatre" was always supposed to be an art form... 10 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Tom Cruise To Seduce America's Women By Being Slightly Less of a Jerk
Tom Cruise is trying to get inside the female mind; Joe Francis slipped into women's underwear and Mike Tyson is, once again, overwhelmed with lady attention. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by dell123: Oprah's expression is so high-school-girl. 3 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Tom & Katie Are Here Forever...
I know you were worried she'd leave, but it looks as though Katie Holmes might be staying here in New York for good. And she's keeping Tom with her. More »
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Comment by Spirit Fingers: In case anyone is interested, footage of Joaquin rapping, RAPPING - Christ, in Vegas is linked below, AND what has... 5 Responses | Other threads
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katie holmes
Katie Holmes Fights Victoria Beckham To Draw In Glamourpuss Pout-Off
Their simmering rivalry was thought resolved. But with their new, respective designer ads unveiled on the same day, Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham appear to have retrenched in a battle for This Year's Look. More » -
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Alec Baldwin Promises To 'Go Into The Forest' For New Job
New Year, new jobs: Tom Cruise has assigned Katie Holmes reproductive duties, Alec Baldwin's famous voice finally got him his dream job and Lauryn Hill is testing new mounts. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by drunkexpatwriter: "As far as Tom's concerned, he kept his side of the bargain by allowing Katie to concentrate on her career;... 30 Responses | Other threads
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Tom Finds a Way to Bring Home a Little Gold Statuette
[Katie Holmes and her husband Tom Cruise at yesterday'sHome Foreclosure Charity Fund GalaGolden Globe awards; image via Splash] More » -
gossip roundup
Katie Holmes No Longer Required to Live In New York
Was it a violin string snapping? The long, low moan of a siren? What was it—what sound, what feeling—that told us that Katie Holmes was leaving New York? More »
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Comment by ShanghaiLil: Em...I am by no means in a position to vouch authoritatively for this, but when Josh Duhamel was in New... 6 Responses | Other threads
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recessionomics
Has Katie Holmes Only Spent $43,000 While Living In New York?
Katie Holmes is infusing many, many dollars into the New York economy. We're sure of that. But just how much, exactly? Is she saving New York? If the low current estimates are right, no. More »
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Comment by RapidOffensiveUnit: Why don't we sell her the Senate seat? 4 Responses | Other threads
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sex trade
Spitzer Madam Imagines Britney Spears As Whore
Kristin Davis, whose Wicked Models escort agency counted former governor Eliot Spitzer as a client, thinks Britney Spears could earn $1,000 an hour in the world's oldest profession.
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By Owen ThomasComment by Hydroceph: OK, first, please don't peer at us like that. It's scary. Secondly, Britney as a whore? There's a stretch. Wasn't that... 20 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Tom Cruise's Bomb-Proof Car Also Repels Thetans
Tom Cruise bought a special car to ward off anti-Scientology protesters and other agents of Xenu; Britney Spears can ward off the blues with the sari from her new boyfriend. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by dontmindme: First of all, the galaxy is only 4.3 trillion years old, so this '82 trillion years' is just out of... 3 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Did Tina Fey's Fight With Alec Baldwin Actually Happen?
It wouldn't be Christmas Eve without fighting: Alec Baldwin supposedly slammed Tina Fey's body; Paris Hilton's uncle got attacked and robbed in his home and Nicole Kidman was haunted by Katie Holmes. More » -
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Madonna's New Fling Has Neither Strings Nor A-Rod
Be not ashamed! Madonna gleefully hooked up with Jesus in Brazil; Bruce Springsteen doesn't apologize for buying luxury goods and Mary-Kate Olsen is downright excited by the financial panic. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by scampersand: I like to think that decades from now when I tell my grandchildren about this time, I will be able... 5 Responses | Other threads
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gossip roundup
Does Tom Cruise Have Herpes?
Everyone is speculating wildly: The Post asks if Tom Cruise gave his wives cold sores; Hollywood reporters accuse their boss of naughty flights and Madonna thinks a new baby can maybe fix everything. More »
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By Ryan TateComment by Trixie from Toronto: The Tom Cruise item suggest both women must have blown him. I am doubting that's ever happened. 10 Responses | Other threads
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"My Name Is Princess Yellowboots, and I Have Come For Katie Holmes."
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"Remember, Suri — Cameras Are Like Friendly Little One-Eyed Robots That Bring Us Money!"
[Actress Katie Holmes leaving the Broadway theatre where she's performing these days, daughter Suri (perpetually done up like a Victorian doll) in tow; image via INF] More » -
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Toys, Tot and a Fembot
[Trapped cult wife Katie Holmes carries daughter Suri, one toy monkey and two babydolls in New York City last night; image via X17] More » -
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'I'm No Wallflower,' Katie Holmes Instructed to Say
On a day that has seen its fair share of horrors, the suddenly, comparatively innocuous couple of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes couldn't have picked a better day for news of their upcoming dual cover story for the NY Times magazine to leak out. After we've witnessed Satan himself emerge onto Sunset Blvd. to announce a series/collagen installment plan for Lisa Rinna, what damage can be done a creepy story like Cruise's revelation that he bought Holmes an engagement ring after their first date? With the black smoke coursing through our city, who can choke out a laugh at Holmes's insistence that she hasn't become a Stepford wife? Oh wait, we can: -
gossip roundup
Paris Hilton Hopes Break Up Doesn't Affect Wedding Plans
- Though they've broken up, social something-or-other Paris Hilton would still like to marry her rock n' roller friend Benji Madden. [Showbiz Spy]
- And screw weddings, says Jennifer Aniston! The Picture Perfect actor has turned down the proposal of her on-again-off-again beau John Mayer. [ShowbizSpy]
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Katie Introduces Suri To Her New Sister
[Katie Holmes with her daughter Suri, the world's most powerful baby, in New York today. I'm sorry, that kid is so cute. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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