John Mayer Said "Fucking" on GMA, Shaded Girlfriend Katy Perry
Awww. Pop's hottest, most convincingly eternal couple, John Mayer and Katy Perry, stopped by Good Morning America to premiere their "Who You Love" video and, in the process, awkwardly suffered through their first-ever shared interview. They discussed their seating configuration woes ("We don't quite know what kind of…
The AMAs Was Mostly Just White People Being Weird About Race
Katy Perry opened Sunday's American Music Awards in geisha drag. Or maybe it was Madonna circa '99 drag. Either way, and as usual, her look and performance were tedious and bereft of personality. Perhaps Perry realized the best she could do was make Twitter users cluck their tongues, and inspire think pieces in which…
Katy Perry & Robert Pattinson's Drunk Karoke Video Is Your Weekend Jam
For whatever reason, this video of an apparently sloshed Robert Pattinson and Katy Perry performing Boyz II Men karaoke staple "I'll Make Love to You" at a friend's birthday in December 2008 surfaced on the Internet today, nearly five years later. The performance is pretty atrocious (also entertaining in the way…
All 226 Clichés Uttered by Katy Perry on Her New Album, Listed

Katy Perry is one of the most bankable contemporary pop singers—"Roar," the first single from her new album Prism, became her eighth No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in August. Prism is expected to sell about 300,000 copies its first week in stores. It is a dreadful album, way too concerned with preserving Perry's star…
"I love Madonna to death, but she's never going to give me that damn baton. I'll probably turn into more of a Joni Mitchell," says Katy Perry, who apparently has never listened to Joni Mitchell or tried to pry anything from her cold, dead painter hands.
Saturday Night Live has announced its guest-hosting schedule for the 39th season: Tina Fey with Arcade Fire; Bruce Willis with Katy Perry; and a delicate little flower whose name rhymes with Highly Virus.
Katy Perry Beats Lady Gaga In Least Exciting Charts Battle Ever
Last week, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga released the first singles of their respective upcoming albums, Prism and (my fingers groan a little bit louder with old age every time I type this) ARTPOP. The ensuing battle to the top of the charts was like a taste test between a Saltine and a Saltine piled with sprinkles,…
Katy Perry and John Mayer Broke Up, Again
Seven months after they first broke up, America's best-matched couple, John Mayer and Katy Perry, have again called it quits. According to US Weekly, the two, who have dated since last summer, split because of issues over their schedules. But don't worry! There's hope they might get back together, according to the…
Boobs, Boobs Everywhere: Here Are the People Who Violated the Grammy Wardrobe Rules
Last week, CBS emailed all the stars attending the Grammys and asked them to cover their breasts with fabric before they arrived.
Forget What You Heard: Ellen Staring at Katy Perry's Boobs Is the Only Grammy Moment Worth Revisiting
J.Lo joked about CBS's now-infamous wardrobe memo, but Katy Perry openly defied it — and some took notice.
Johnny Lewis, Sons of Anarchy Star, Found Dead After Suspected Murder-Suicide [UPDATE]
Actor Johnny Lewis, best known for his stint as Chili on The O.C. and, more recently, for playing Kip "Half-Sack" Epps on FX's Sons of Anarchy, was found dead yesterday near the body of a murdered 81-year-old woman believed to be his landlady.
American Idol couldn't lure Katy Perry with $20 million, and now Mariah Carey knows she's worth less than Katy.
New Pictures of Katy Perry's Bare Ass Allow Everyone to Experience Life as John Mayer
World-renowned acne medication spokesperson Katy Perry went to a water park yesterday and (NSFW) flopped her bare ass around for the whole world to see.
Amazing Spider-Man Holds Its Own Against Savages, Katy Perry
We knew The Amazing Spider-Man would be big when it broke its first record earlier this week. Now after six days, it's at the top of the box office with $140 million.
Katy Perry's Documentary Reveals Nothing About Katy Perry
The 90-minute, needlessly 3D documentary Katy Perry: Part of Me is a fantastic document of how guarded our superstars come in 2012. There's more revealed about Madonna in a single snort or eye roll in 1991's Truth or Dare than there is Katy Perry in the entirety of Part of Me. We learn that being a famous singer is…
It's Friday! So Here's a Half-Naked Ukrainian Folk Band Covering Rammstein's 'Du Hast'
The village boys of Los Colorados are back, and they're as shirtless as ever.

