If you've ever wondered what it's like to be Keanu Reeves, The Actor in 2014, "it sucks."

Professor Chill, a cool-ass nickname I bestowed upon Speed star Keanu Reeves, participated in a Reddit AMA on Monday morning that, among other things, revealed him to be a thoughtful spinner of words. Childhood, George Carlin, breakfast—nothing is too mundane for Reeves to weave. The title of his first poetry…

Rumored to be in development for some time now, it seems the long-awaited second sequel to Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure will finally see the light of a movie-theater projector in the very near (though not near enough) future.

In August, Keanu Reeves gave his seat in the subway up to some lady with a bag. Now the internet is awash in praise.

Today at Gawker.TV, Malcom Jamal Warner dons a "Cosby Sweater" for Community, Kristen Wiig appears on The Simpsons, the return of The Ricky Gervais Show, highlights from The Soup and Keanu Reeves finally addresses the "Sad Keanu" meme.

Keanu Reeves gave an official response to the "Sad Keanu meme" on the BBC: "I mean, do I wish I didn't get my picture taken while I was eating sandwich on the streets of New York? Yeah."

[Keanu Reeves at the Marrakech International Film Festival. Image via Splash.]

If you're feeling overwhelmed by the Sad Keanu meme, why not remember the times when Keanu was happily spaced out? Enjoy this clip of Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves attempting to define the word "bodacious" while promoting Bill and Ted.

Warm up your catch-phrases, guys: A new Bill and Ted may be unleashed in the near future. Both Alex Winter ("Bill") and Keanu Reeves ("Ted") have expressed interest in a third film, and a script is in development!

[Keanu Reeves consumes a cupcake on the set of Generation Um. Why is the sight of this man eating alone in public so damn funny? Images via Bauer-Griffin.]

After he does this one movie, that's it. It can never get better. Also today: Natalie Portman might be shot into space and left there, TV actresses get TV deals, Joan Holloway gets a new assignment, and nerd news.

Yesterday's tour bus hostage fiasco in the Philippines that ended in eight deaths was big news. Luckily, we have reporters like CNN's Rick Sanchez and his crew to make it relatable: "It really does look like Speed."

Happy Canada Day, everyone! How should we all celebrate? By trying to kick oot (ha!) all the Canadians that make life unbearable. There's more of them you think, and here are the ones we wouldn't mind sending home.

Did Keanu Reeves Really buy all of the special FX guys on The Matrix motorcycles and drive some rando 60 miles in his Porsche after her car broke down? Reddit has assembled stories of Keanu being extremely nice. [The Frisky]

Today we looked at the impending Sex and the City 2: Seniors' Year. But it was just brief clips! Luckily one commenter got his hands on the entire script and transcribed it for us.

Keanue Reeves will go to sleep when Keanu Reeves wants and Keanu Reeves will wake up when Keanu Reeves wants. Also today: Lots of casting news from Cannes, some TV pilot information, and an American Idol miracle.

Wintour goes nuclear on the dancefloor. Halle Berry calls her soon-to-be ex a "loser." Charlie Sheen hands over custody. Ke$ha ruins a bat mitzvah. Tiger Woods' butt sweats. Wednesday's gossip roundup likes to party.

The 1989 movie that followed San Dimas rocker dudes through time was turned into a cartoon in 1990. Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter, and George Carlin were the main actors in the movie, and still lent their voices to the cartoon.

Naomi Campbell paying her respects to Alexander McQueen outside the McQueen store on West 14th Street ... Keanu Reeves leaving his hotel ... Kate Bosworth doing some shopping in SoHo ... Kim Kardashian heading out for the night with Reggie Bush ... Katharine McPhee leaving Century 21 ... Whitney Port walking around…