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    New York Anchor Calls Kerik 'Top Cock' on Air

    Kreepie Kats in: "Keep Fucking That Chicken (I Get a Huge Erektion Everytime Ernie Anastas Komes on My TV)"
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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    10/21/09

    In reply to New York Anchor Calls Kerik 'Top Cock' on Air
    maybe that's just kerik's name in the big house #billritter
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    Image of thetickler thetickler
    10/21/09

    In reply to New York Anchor Calls Kerik 'Top Cock' on Air
    Why do so many people record shows with a camcorder? #billritter
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/21/09

    In reply to New York Anchor Calls Kerik 'Top Cock' on Air
    He's gonna be sacked for this. #billritter
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/21/09

    @scroll_lock: He just had too many balls in the air. #billritter
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    10/21/09

    @BettyCrocker: The situation's coming to a head. #billritter
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/21/09

    @scroll_lock: Maybe he can shoot it down? #billritter
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    10/21/09

    @BettyCrocker: There's a vas deferens between "cop" and "cock" and he taint addressed the mattered satisfactorily. #billritter
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/21/09

    @scroll_lock: Well, they've got him by the short hairs. #billritter
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    10/21/09

    @BettyCrocker: And they're getting teste about it. #billritter
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/21/09

    @scroll_lock: It's hard to keep it all straight when discussing cops in the penal system. #billritter
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    10/21/09

    @BettyCrocker: He was offered an anchor position at a station in Lake Flaccid, NY. #billritter
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/21/09

    @scroll_lock: Is that near Turgidtown? #billritter
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    10/21/09

    @BettyCrocker: Yes, you take a hard right at the Wanker's Knob interchange. #billritter
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday GitEmSteveDave_HatesFriday
    10/21/09

    In reply to New York Anchor Calls Kerik 'Top Cock' on Air
    Top cocks on land, rip cunts at sea, where am I safe? #billritter
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    10/21/09

    @GitEmSteveDave_MovesHisHipsLik...: Bottomland. #billritter
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    Image of TheBusinessGuy TheBusinessGuy
    10/21/09

    In reply to New York Anchor Calls Kerik 'Top Cock' on Air
    Close friends get to call him TC--providing it's with dignity. #billritter
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    10/21/09

    In reply to New York Anchor Calls Kerik 'Top Cock' on Air
    Later in the show, when the sports guy said David Ortiz was the best DH in baseball, an incredulous Ritter yelled "Papi Cock!"
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    Image of Airvault Airvault
    10/21/09

    In reply to New York Anchor Calls Kerik 'Top Cock' on Air
    At least they don't have Leno as a lead-in. #billritter
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    Image of SpyMagician SpyMagician
    10/21/09

    In reply to New York Anchor Calls Kerik 'Top Cock' on Air
    Top Cock? I guess he’s definitely still fucking that chicken! #billritter
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    10/21/09

    @SpyMagician: Hah! #billritter
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    10/21/09

    In reply to New York Anchor Calls Kerik 'Top Cock' on Air
    Do top cocks rule the rooster, or are they just henpecked? #billritter
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    10/21/09

    In reply to New York Anchor Calls Kerik 'Top Cock' on Air
    So, if Bernie is NYC's Top Cock, does that mean that Ash -- of Top Chef and, soon, America's Next Top Bottom -- is his prize? #billritter
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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/21/09

    @mattchew03: Oh no no no no, my darling, please don't remind of me Ash! No bueno! #billritter
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    10/21/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Hey, it could have been worse -- what if I mentioned Hosea? #billritter
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    10/21/09

    @mattchew03: Aughhh! My eyes are burning! #billritter
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    Image of Matt Cherette Matt Cherette
    10/21/09

    @Conchie Birdie: ...Lisa #billritter
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    Image of smithhimself smithhimself
    09/18/09

    In reply to Kreepie Kats in: "Keep Fucking That Chicken (I Get a Huge Erektion Everytime Ernie Anastas Komes on My TV)"
    What a disappointing video! After the lengthy build-up in previous videos, I was looking forward to background shots of Jim's kitchenette. Unwashed dishes. Rotting food.
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    Image of huzrSkyDaddy huzrSkyDaddy
    09/18/09

    @smithhimself: And don't forget the empty liquor bottles.
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