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    Image of slowtraincoming slowtraincoming
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    let me tell you something about steven rubenstein (being one of his former employees). he's built on a chubby person's body frame, but he works really hard to stay thin. this results in him being relatively thin but with these wide, doughy birthing hips. i don't care how nice his townhouse his, i'm not touching that.
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    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    Don't worry ladies, that delightful manchild Jacob Lodwick is free and roaming Williamsburg at this very moment. One at a time, form an orderly line!
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    Image of Linnley Linnley
    02/09/09

    @hamburgerhotdog: I was WONDERING why he wasn't on this list.


    Maybe because he'd ask you to sum up your relationship with him in three sentences or less.

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    Image of Gregoire Gregoire
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    There are 50 straight men that live in Manhattan? Really?
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    02/09/09

    @Gregoire: Do "bachelors" have to be hetero? Which leads me to say "No Choire - No peace!"
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    Image of j.blo j.blo
    02/09/09

    @Gregoire:


    Um, yeah. Walk out of Duplex and head over to Riviera.

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    Image of unclevanya unclevanya
    02/09/09

    @j.blo: Indeed. And once you walk in, only check out the men who are actually watching TV.
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    Image of SanjivaniChrysippus SanjivaniChrysippus
    02/09/09

    @Gregoire: @Gregoire: Yeah, Manhattan Kansas.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    02/09/09

    @SanjivaniChrysippus: Ironically, most of the men I know from Manhattan, KS are gay!
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    That was the loosest interpretation of "hot" I've ever seen. Money is sexy, but it's not THAT sexy.
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    02/09/09

    @DahlELama: i think they're talking body temps, in most cases? 98.6 = Hot, y'all!
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    With the exception of Andre Balasz that list makes me want to sew my vagina shut.
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    02/09/09

    @gladys_kravitz: Yeah, the list is a good 85% Monster. I don't know how or why they thought that was okay.
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    02/09/09

    @ambitious: @gladys_kravitz: Except for the fact that it sounds awfully painful and medically un-recommended, Yes.
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    02/09/09

    @registered: For the record, I am anti-vag sewing. Whether thar be monsters or no.
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    Image of Seriena Seriena
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    UGH. My cousin was a pet of Burkle's for awhile. Word on the street is he flipped the fuck out when he discovered she had a boyfriend. He has that "tear my skin away and discover I'm one of the undead" sort of face.
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    02/09/09

    @Seriena: Is that pet as in "current favourite", or "kept on a leash and fed from a bowl on the floor". Because really, I'd believe either.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    Ron Brinkle might fare better if the testicles were removed from his chin.
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    02/09/09

    @PaintedTrollop: Oh yes! Holy shit, yes! A thousand times so. Burkle's face, those testicles on his chin...


    Commie! Take a look at that pic. Ron Burkle has a severely testicular chin. Eww. Nothing against testicles in their proper place, but - really, imagine having lunch with this guy. I would not be able to look at him without laughing.

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    02/09/09

    @PaintedTrollop:
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    Don't insult the Saget! He has a certain kind of nerdy hotness. Well, to me anyway.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    Steven Rubenstein is Bob Saget?
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    02/09/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: HAHA omg I thought the same thing!
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    Image of DorothyMantooth DorothyMantooth
    02/09/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: You don't even wanna know what Steven Rubenstein has sucked cock for.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    Should have titled their list "NYC's 50 Living Bachelors."
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    Sorry, I love the hell out of Chace Crawford but can't we accept the fact that he is not into women? He can't be number 4 on a list of eligible bachelors any more than Elton John can be!


    *raises fists and curses the cruel world*

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    02/09/09

    @Zombies make the heart grow fonder: In states (and countries) that allow gay marriage, he could be on a list of eligible bachelors. Elton could not be in such a list, even though he lives in a country that does allow gay marriage, because he is already married, and England does not allow polygamy).
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    02/09/09

    @bytememehard: Haha, I had no idea that Elton was married, valid point though. However, the tone of the article is clearly not directed at members of the same sex and reads more like an auction listing for gold digging women.
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    Image of Sister Toldja Sister Toldja
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    Isn't Andy Samberg spoken for as well?


    My crush on Ryan Leslie is tempered by the fact that he dated Chanel Iman...isn't she like 16?

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    Image of allyzay allyzay
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    a) why are all the numbers off from the picture to the blurb?

    b) is this general zod
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    Image of Astigmatism Astigmatism
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    Congratulations to Page Six for making Keith Gessen look good: he's one of the only guys under 40 on this list for a reason other than being the douchey offspring of rich parents. We still hate you, Keith, but congrats for making it by yourself.
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    Image of izzyrowlands izzyrowlands
    02/09/09

    In reply to The Five Worst '50 Hottest Bachelors'
    Haha, Lockhart was on the list. Has anyone seen that guy in person before? Just because you've been single all your life doesn't mean you are eligible.
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    Image of cinema13 cinema13
    02/09/09

    @izzyrowlands: Awwwww. He looks geeky-awkward cute.
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    Image of ambitious ambitious
    02/09/09

    @cinema13: He is! And he's a nice dude.


    @izzyrowlands: Mean!

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    Image of ZiggyStardust ZiggyStardust
    02/09/09

    @izzyrowlands: Poor Lock.
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