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Notwithstanding what the Post says, Sheehan isn't really a crisis PR guy - he's more of a media/debate trainer. Also, he's usually only on board for a day or two and then goes away to another client. #christmasiscanceled
Lo, in these PC times, the problem with canceling Christmas lunch is that you then have to cancel Hanukkah tea and Ramadan happy hour. #christmasiscanceled
@If_I_Had_a_Poodle: Well, I had a good reason: To cancel Kwanzaa would be to violate kujichagulia* (self-determination, in Swahili), which just seems like a really mean thing to do at Christmastime.
*No, I totally and completely did not look that up on Wikipedia. #christmasiscanceled
After how many years of cancellations does it become the former Xmas lunch, the onetime Xmas lunch, the Xmas lunch of a bygone era, the Xmas lunch of ad budgets past, etc? #christmasiscanceled
Cocktail party? Man, this is why you wanna work in NYC. In DC, all the think tanks that cancel their xmas parties replace them with "Economic Forums." #christmasiscanceled
I'm sure those who were laid off will appreciate the irony of a hefty salary being paid to a flack who will try to mitigate the image damage done by the layoffs. #christmasiscanceled
Here's a thought, for all the CEOs running around hiring consultants to help figure out how to economize during the recession: cut the salaries of your top (most likely overpaid) employees, including yourself, and stop wasting money on consultants... #christmasiscanceled
Every kids' Christmas show (and most for adults, too) is based on the fear that Christmas will be canceled. This year, every publishing house is turning those fears into Grinch-worthy reality.
All this public sack-cloth and ashes and self-flagellation is getting a little old.
Then again, perhaps I'm just cynical. With good reason. I was invited to a big 'private' (for that, read: upper management and schmoozees) Christmas party the other day by a big company that had publicly 'cancelled' its annual party. For that read: cancelled Christmas for all rank and file employees. The comment made via phone to me by the organiser, when I mentioned the publicised 'cancellation'? "Well, it's worked out pretty well, really. There'll be fewer people, so we can do more with the money. It'll be a FAB night."
I was marvelling at this whilst chatting to my sister last week. She owns a very successful restaurant and catering business, and she confirmed that many of her regular clients are scaling down their parties in terms of numbers, and holding the parties in private venues, but that the budgets aren't changing much. So, better food, better wine, and more of both, but without the company plebs. And it's win-win, because the message conveyed to others within the company is: belt-tightening time! Buckle down, work hard, and don't complain.
Bile rising in throat. Visualise a big huck and spit from the Devil's Avocado.
I love how companies get stingy with things like Christmas parties, when indulging in something that really isn't that expensive would do a lot for morale.
Anedote (second hand, and if I'm wrong, please correct me). I worked at the Metropolitan Museum back in the 80's and my co-workers told me this. In the old days, when the Met had a fountain in the main public cafeteria, the employee Christmas party was paid for (at least in part) by the coins that visitors threw in the fountain. They said it was a blast, great food and booze. Then the whole cafeteria complex was redone, and they did away with the fountain/pool....and so did away with the party.
@SarahHeartburn: It depends on the size of the company. I work for a large (but ever shrinking) international consulting firm (until tomorrow, when I'm getting laid off) and we haven't had a christmas party for three years because the cumulative cost for every office to do something, even small, eventually creeps into the millions. After all that cost cutting, only a select few got bonuses either.
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*No, I totally and completely did not look that up on Wikipedia. #christmasiscanceled
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@TheHonJudgeSmails: Now there won't be any Christmas... #christmasiscanceled
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Yep.
Here's a thought, for all the CEOs running around hiring consultants to help figure out how to economize during the recession: cut the salaries of your top (most likely overpaid) employees, including yourself, and stop wasting money on consultants... #christmasiscanceled
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And they can update the lyrics of a certain Sam Cooke song for background.
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When you're a Stern
you're a Stern all the way
from the anger you churn
'til your last dying day!
When you're a Stern
boy, do you hate Page Six
Paula Froelich's a bum
and Dick Johnson's a bitch!
You're angry at all
and yet you stay connected
You rant and you rave
but never leave dejected -
unless rejected!
Then you are stern
and in such a mean way
and you sue, and you sue
and ask for bribes - but hey!
When you're a Stern
you
stay
a
Sterrrrrrn!!!
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Then again, perhaps I'm just cynical. With good reason. I was invited to a big 'private' (for that, read: upper management and schmoozees) Christmas party the other day by a big company that had publicly 'cancelled' its annual party. For that read: cancelled Christmas for all rank and file employees. The comment made via phone to me by the organiser, when I mentioned the publicised 'cancellation'? "Well, it's worked out pretty well, really. There'll be fewer people, so we can do more with the money. It'll be a FAB night."
I was marvelling at this whilst chatting to my sister last week. She owns a very successful restaurant and catering business, and she confirmed that many of her regular clients are scaling down their parties in terms of numbers, and holding the parties in private venues, but that the budgets aren't changing much. So, better food, better wine, and more of both, but without the company plebs. And it's win-win, because the message conveyed to others within the company is: belt-tightening time! Buckle down, work hard, and don't complain.
Bile rising in throat. Visualise a big huck and spit from the Devil's Avocado.
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I know why you cancelled your Christmas party: because you told us there'd be guacamole then, a day later, realized your mistake. :-)
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And now I'm stuck with a tonne of unwanted corn chips. Nachos, anyone?
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Anedote (second hand, and if I'm wrong, please correct me). I worked at the Metropolitan Museum back in the 80's and my co-workers told me this. In the old days, when the Met had a fountain in the main public cafeteria, the employee Christmas party was paid for (at least in part) by the coins that visitors threw in the fountain. They said it was a blast, great food and booze. Then the whole cafeteria complex was redone, and they did away with the fountain/pool....and so did away with the party.
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