Real Housewives of New York: Au Revoir, Les Enfants
Once again Brian Moylan has provided me with some questions about last night's Housewives, the big old grand finale for the season. (Until the reunion.) Come remember with us, won't you?
Crazy Kelly Bensimon Creates Important PSA in Her Living Room
Bensimon, a Real Housewife of New York City who is not dead, has been acting a bit kooky this season, and she's now created a homemade after school special-style PSA to explain it all away. See, she was bullied!
Sober Lindsay Lohan Goes on a Red Bull Binge
The sad ballad of LiLo's SCRAM ankle bracelet plays on. (With Minnie Mouse ears!) Britney bitches out her boyfriend in public. Miley rubs her crotch in public. Kelly Bensimon shows her thong in public. Tuesday gossip has bad boundaries.
Real Housewives of New York: Kelly Killoren Bensimon Is Not Dead
On part two of Housewives' study of a woman on the verge, the Virgin Island girls drank some very non-virgin drinks and got to squawking. And then, sadly, Kelly Killoren Bensimon exploded.
Real Housewives of New York: The Hate Boat
Well, that happened. Last night's adventure through the astral planes of philosophical Housewife existence was perhaps the bumpiest, craziest episode we've ever had. Seriously, ever on this show. Ever.
She Rose, Like Aphrodite, From the Sea Foam
[A strange sea creature with a tawny exoskeleton, dotted with plumes of brilliant color, washes ashore in Miami Beach. Image via Flynet.]
Ridiculous Summer Rentals, Real Housewives of New York City Edition
For a couple hundred thousand dollars, you can live the life of Real Housewives Ramona Singer, Kelly Bensimon, or Jill Zarin in the Hamptons this summer. Just what you've been dreaming about, no doubt!
The Latest Craze: Sweater-Jewelry Jogging
[Real Housewife of New York Kelly Bensimon in her professional exercise outfit, terribly lost while still trying to finish the Boston Marathon; image via Splash]
Thrilling Love Triangle Drives Gossip Girl Stars Apart
Ed Westwick dumps Jessica Szohr over a dramatic jetsetting affair. Lindsay Lohan's new stepmother used to be her assistant, and even Dina thinks it's "incestuous." Whitney Houston wasn't snorting coke, she has allergies. XOXO, Thursday Gossip Roundup.
[]Not Every Celebrity Was Born to Wear a Kilt
New York's Scotland-themed "Dressed to Kilt" fashion show is our annual reminder that male celebrities have bodies significantly worse than their female peers. Whereas lady catwalkers are bronzed, buffed, and waxed, these men are a parade of pasty chicken-legs.
There Was a Great Gnashing of Teeth, and Then You Were Gone
[Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon in Miami yesterday, just before the whole of Florida was swallowed by the sea; image via INF]
Chelsea Handler Calls Real Housewives "Real Idiots"
On tonight's Chelsea Lately, Chelsea Handler took aim at Bravo's Real Housewives series. Maybe we are partial to trashy entertainment, but Kelly Killoren Bensimon, of The Real Housewives of New York City, seems too easy a target for Handler.
Real Housewife Testing to See If Andy Cohen Has Granted Her the Gift of Flight Yet
[The irrepressible Kelly Bensimon, of Real Housewives, out jogging in the middle of a New York City street again; image via INF]
The Real Housewives of New York Were the Only Celebs at Their Own Party
Luann, Countess of Crackerjacks, hosted a premiere party for the Real Housewives of New York last night.
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Most of the girls were there and they made the mistake of letting us in with a camera. Fun!
Gay Housewives Show Gets a New Name, Concept
Logo's gay housewives show must have scared off potential participants with the name "Kept," so it was given a new title and direction. But producers still plan to feature buff, beautiful Gay-listers. And they're still casting. Lucky you!
Settling Fashion Week's Feuds
It wouldn't be a Fashion Week without a bit of drama, and nothing says drama like a good, old-fashioned fight. Plenty of people are squaring off, but there can only be one victor. Who will walk away champion?
LiLo's Missed Flight; Alec Baldwin's Night From Hell
• Lindsay Lohan was supposed to go to Vienna so she could accompany creepy billionaire Richard Lugner to the Vienna Opera Ball. (He brings a different celeb or model to the event every year and pays them $150,000 for the pleasure.) Sadly, Lindsay missed her chance to collect the much-needed cash. She ran up a $22K…
Gosselin Ex Describes 'Three Inch' Penis in Magazine that Will Haunt Your Nightmares
Hailey Glassman lands the lowest of blows and a terrifying magazine cover. Should Alec Baldwin blame his hospitalization on his ex-wife or his daughter? Suri Cruise wears lipstick. Quentin Tarantino wears out his welcome. TGIFriday gossip.
Baldwin's Trip to the ER; Bensimon's Playboy Pictorial
• Alec Baldwin was rushed to Lenox Hill Hospital early this morning. What happened? That's still unclear for the time being. Although whatever it was, it couldn't have been all that serious considering the hospital released him about an hour later. [People]
• Did John Edwards propose to Rielle Hunter the same day he…
Kelly Bensimon Has Some Underwear to Sell You
A new season of Real Housewives of New York City is coming soon. And so Kelly Bensimon has unveiled a brand new website which features not only a blog, but there's also an "online shop" where you'll find Kelly selling underwear that depicts Kelly posing in her underwear. How meta!
