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How to Get on Keith Kelly's Good Side
New York, 6:11 AM
Sat Dec 12
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03/16/09
03/16/09
And they can update the lyrics of a certain Sam Cooke song for background.
03/16/09
When you're a Stern
you're a Stern all the way
from the anger you churn
'til your last dying day!
When you're a Stern
boy, do you hate Page Six
Paula Froelich's a bum
and Dick Johnson's a bitch!
You're angry at all
and yet you stay connected
You rant and you rave
but never leave dejected -
unless rejected!
Then you are stern
and in such a mean way
and you sue, and you sue
and ask for bribes - but hey!
When you're a Stern
you
stay
a
Sterrrrrrn!!!
03/16/09